Kirsten Dunst: Troll With No Fashion Sense

How did this chick get chosen to the Spiderman movies?! It’s no wonder Spidey hasn’t gotten any action in either of the movies. I’m very hopeful that the producers toss Kirsten for a hot chick when it comes time for the superhero love scene. Let’s face it, the legions of kids don’t go into the movie expecting Emmy award caliber acting or anything. It’s one of those movies that will go on to generate billions in revenue regardless of the cast. After all, the guy wears a fucking mask for majority of the movie, so what difference will it actually make!?!

Aside from her trollish looks & sub par acting abilities, Kirsten’s fashion sense deserves a closer look. Either her stylist is hanging out with Kate Moss a little too much or Kirsten’s too cheap to hire one altogether.

Here’s Kirsten defending herself from the paparazzi.

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46 comments
mildew
mildew

it's sad to know how people fug fat people and then throw crap at the skinny ones...what's the deal with you all thinking your so perfect??

Old shelf stacker
Old shelf stacker

She is a troll. Its ugly btiches like her that almost put me off surfing hot women. Almost........

LOUIS
LOUIS

kirsten dunst is absolutely dreadful, his pasty moony face makes me wanna puke all the last week meals

Casey
Casey

Why do all her dresses look like gunnysacks?

mateo
mateo

Ok, come on, you choose some bad outfits. But she looks beautiful to me. Her face is not classically beautiful, but definately stands out. She's not ugly.

As far as acting, um "bring it on" was the greatest movie of all time.

peach
peach

maybe she wears what she wants..whatever shes comfortable in...make sense??

Pishta
Pishta

To preco? Ake ominne. Fuj. A to modre obleco je najhorsie.

Chloe
Chloe

she is far 2 skinny for that dress!!! i mean, it makes her look, ... oh i don't no!!!!! weird!!!!!

Keemee
Keemee

I wonder how much all that crepe paper cost. I thnk I made that dress in 6th Grade.

Keemee
Keemee

I didn't know Gucci did wrapping paper.

Mindy
Mindy

Kirsten Dunst is an ugly whore. She is a terrible actress and has absolutley no fashion sense.

Cynthia
Cynthia

Tammy, you're sicK! But I still luv ya!

Tammy
Tammy

That's IT! I will not let you do that special thing you like so much with my new dentures anymore if you continue to treat me like this!

Cynthia
Cynthia

I did! I did! Did ya ever think that maybe I was just ignoring you? huh? I was too busy scheduling a photo shoot with Joe 'Pimp Daddy' Simpson to write back! So there!

Tammy
Tammy

Cynthia check your damn e-mail!

Cynthia
Cynthia

WTF?!? Those are the ugliest shoes I've ever seen, wasn't Hillary Duff wearing them a few months ago? They were ugly then, too (the pumps). She looks like she is wearing maternity clothes? Yeha, as someone said before--where the hell is her waist?!?

mi vida loca
mi vida loca

OWW...JEWEL BIT ME AND NOW I GOTS THE SNAGGLETOOTH VIRUS

Nancy
Nancy

She'd be cute if she stayed small,like how someone above was saying something about "Interview with the Vampire".

But then again,staying small didn't work for Gary Coleman.

glimmer
glimmer

really i never know. :)

shakalaka
shakalaka

^^^ post no. 23. seriously, what the hell are you saying?

glimmer
glimmer

ok but there's going to be at least four more spiderman films will she be in all of those ??

i haven't seen any movies she's been in etc blah blah...

here 'style' is interesting. but you know i'm like whatever. i even less 'style' and i'm not concerned about it. but i'm not cool either...really if you she what i'm wearing *right now*.you'd rather head to the paris hilton pose gallery

if she dressed better and got the stylist etc she'd still be labeled a troll.so what difference would that make ??

but moe mentions she's not a good actor and that's killer. so if she neither 'hot' nor a good actor maybe you can put anyone in this sort of movie???

is she at least likeable in the tv/print interviews etc ???

Dimensional
Dimensional

HAHA I knew you'd take me seriously, Gia, but not that seriously!

justlikehoney
justlikehoney

dont worry, GIA, I agree with you all the way. its like, goddamn, girl, buy a bra. i have no desire to look at kirsten "fugly" dunst's saggy, old lady funbags anymore. and while im all for individual style, the stuff she wears looks like she went on a $20 shopping spree at bea aurthur's garage sale...

Amy
Amy

i'm not praising them for not having sugery... that's what the rediculousness has come to now.. no selling out means SELLING OUT... sellling themselves and their every persona for any dollar bill that flashes before their face...and this they have not done... fab they have left their imperfections alone but good god isn't that what society has to do... learn do love what others may not.. as for being jealous of their money..that was exactly my point... they've made money off of talent and ingenuity because that's what hollywood does (overpay their employees) ... lets get angry at the businessmen making this world into what it is not its employees and their imperfections

shakalaka
shakalaka

I think she is incredibly cute looking but the question is does she have a flat ass? I need to go watch Spidyman again to find out!!

gia
gia

focus on my own life?? haha!! just so you know Dimensional (or shall i call you the forum's amatuer pop psychologist?) just because i am here dogging on celebrities doesnt mean i am not focusing on my life as you so cleverly put it. it has nothing to do with me thinking i am better...last time i checked this forum is for entertainment & plus its fun to make snarky comments about people (celebs) who couldn't care less about what you have to say...if they dont care then i guess they wont have hurt feelings.

i am thinking maybe you should get a life, lighten up & develop a sense of humor.

Renn
Renn

Thank you! From the beginning I was thought Kirsten Dunst was UGLY and I thought I was the only person that thought that because everyone was like, "No she's pretty, she has this unique look." She's not unique, more like damn ugly. Anyways, it's great to know I'm not alone lol.

Dimensional
Dimensional

Quite frankly, I think there should be another matchup: Gia verses Dunst and Diaz. Perhaps she is better, otherwise she wouldn't make such a big deal about individuals who couldn't care less what she says of them. Gia should focus on her own life.

Any rate, have you guys heard of The Family cult? Here's a horrific comment someone made on a message board:

"My name is Joni,  I am 27 years old and I was born and raised in the cult known as the Children of God/The Family. I grew up in the cult along with both China and John and can personally attest to the truth of all they described.  

  

As to the poster who stated that we, the second generation of the cult should "chill out": I ask these question:  Would you 'chill out' when you saw your 4 yr old sister beaten to the point where she was bruised from the backs of her knees to her neck and had to be bedridden for a month? Would you stay 'chilled' after you are thrown to the ground and raped and told you must never speak of it, but rather forgive and move on? Would you simply 'chill' while your 7 yr old brother is thrown repeatedly against a bunkbed and whipped with a mony belt? How 'chilled out' do you think you'd feel as a 12 yr old after you were striped naked and spanked with a wooden paddle in front of over 30 of your peers, both male and female?  

  

These are only a few of the many horrors I have been subject to and witnessed. Perhaps you can understand now why I cannot simply, as you put it "chill out"...."

Judiciously
Judiciously

It's so strange because in the Spiderman comic strip Mary Jane is such a babe with a curvaceous taut body -- Playmate worthy. Go figure.

Katie G
Katie G

she should fire her stylist, those clothes do not flatter her, it looks like she

either just got out of bed or the shower, because shes wearing a bathrobe

& nightgown.

they only movies i've seen her in are spiderman 1 & 2, shes ok as mary jane,

but i think they could have done better than cast her

Alex
Alex

scratch the crackhead! she was a former child actor though!

The Maltese Bippy
The Maltese Bippy

Yuck! I just ate for fuck's sake! At least she's not a crackhead fromer child star though.

kel
kel

i like her style and i think she´s very beautiful...

BellyBob
BellyBob

Does this poor child not have a waist? Does she ever wear anything cinched in in that area?

LonelyWolf
LonelyWolf

Continuation (wtf...?):

...and the rest of the –> sheep

LonelyWolf
LonelyWolf

I don't see what the all Kirsten-bashing is about... Funny eh, 1 idiot (read: paparazzo) says "you suck" and the rest of the --> sheep

Chef
Chef

She was a cute kid in IWVampire, but holy shit has she been beat up with that damn fugly stick.

Ew

Daenerys
Daenerys

I thought she was good in Interview with a Vampire.

noel
noel

OMG DRAMA

gia
gia

oh yes, i am so incrediby jealous of scrawny snaggletooth & joker mouthed diaz. what should i envy first?? snaggletoothed saggy tits or joker mouthed cameron's lovely spotted complexion?

old hollywood style is not unique...it's all been done before & she cant carry it off. she doesnt have that much glamour.

just because they are homely girls & without implants doesnt mean they havent sold out.

dont be fooled.

like i have said before to other celebrity ass kissers who think just because someone has a negative comment that they are jealous...the only thing i envy is their undeserved millions.

Amy
Amy

GIa i dont know what you are smoking... diaz and dunst are probably the only two "skinny blondes" in hollywood that haven't sold themselves out.. they are all about making movies and keeping to themselves..they aren't trying to push any products by showing off their boobs and getting surgery and starving themselves... be jealous of the right celebs next time

Amy
Amy

She looks absolutely gorgeous in every single one of those photos. Her style is so unique and old hollywood and I love it. Its great to see someone so pure and untainted by the rediculousness of celebrity!

gia
gia

looking at her leaves me with same lousy aftertaste that looking at pock marked cameron diaz gives me. talentless, ugly, skinny blondes who have somehow managed to convince a large population of dumb asses that they are worthy of fame. up & coming actresses should sign on with their agents or whoever boosted dunst & diaz's career because they are the real talent.