Ass doing her best Paris Hilton Pose.
I used to use my sister’s ID, which is really lame. They were like, ‘Jessica Simpson… You’re Jessica Simpson?’ And then I used to have one that said, ‘Luanne’.
But then there came a point where people were like, ‘You’re not 21 and I know that.’
People drink like in high school and stuff, but you can’t gamble… I don’t even know how to play (poker). I don’t even care about gambling. I just want somebody to tap me on my shoulder and say, ‘Can I see your ID?’ [Ass, Female First]
Ok, I’ll pretend, like, I didn’t, like, just read that.
Also, in other news, Ass is scheduled to invade SNL once again. I can’t believe SNL would ever sell-out so badly. With her scheduled return, the song Ass will sing is called, Beautifully Broken. Deep. Real deep.
The song is about it’s okay to mess up, that it’s okay to do bad. It’s very normal, actually. [SF Gate]
I wish I could go on SNL, fuck up, then be compelled to write a song about my fuck-up & then return to SNL so I could sing my Post-Fuck-Up inspired song. I guess those are the perks of being Daddy’s little whore!View All Photos ›