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Bastardly Halloween Costumes: Keanu Reeves

Keanu understands the poor. He is so unselfish & humble that he’s setting aside the millions & taking up the homeless look for the month of October.

Here are a couple more snaps for all the laaaaydeees out there! Just close your eyes and think about that rough beard roaming your entire bod. Ow!

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Francesca
Francesca

Have you seen oily Bum in a suit, aka Justin Timberlake, lately? We have a whole new era of celebrites that need to be hosed down, possibly given a Silkwood scrub down. What is with not shaving every day? Nothing says repulsive like a scraggly beard.

I just took a shower, but after looking at that photo I feel like I need another one. He looks and probably smells like the guy that digs through my recycling bin.

hiutopor
hiutopor

Hi

Very interesting information! Thanks!

G'night

constantine MaTrIx
constantine MaTrIx

OMG BEARD......LOOKS MORE LIKE PUBES! THATS JUST THE MOST WORST PIC OV KEANU REEVES EVA BUT I THINK HEZ FUCKING HOT !!!!!! HEZ SO FIT BUT THAT BEARDS GOTTA GO IM PREATY SURE SANDRA BULLOCK DOESNT LIKE IT THAT MUTCH HE LOOKS BETTER WITHOUT THE MINGE PUBE MUSH. BUT HEZ STILL SEXY !!!!!! GOTTA NICE ARSE LOL BYZ BE EXELENT TU EACH OUTHER !!!!!!

Moelicious
Moelicious

Holy shit, Vivian recently made a return!

Viv, go check the other post. I'm all for helping out Keanu, baby!

yasmin
yasmin

funniest shit ever is correct...this entire commentary...wtf. and damn, people must really love them some keanu...i think he's handsome but i sure don't give a damn about his voice haha.

Uncle Mikey
Uncle Mikey

P.S. I gave up licking Sonoran Toads when Danny Bonaduce's ghost penis flew to Saturn

badmammajamma
badmammajamma

Whoa. Vivian thinks that Keanu Reeves quit smoking and drinking in public because she writes him letters whenever he 'strays'?!!! I really do think that she's paranoid schizophrenic. That's not being mean at all. I'm serious as I can be that anyone who connects together all of these completely unrelated things has a serious mental issue.

Patti
Patti

Schizophrenia. Look into it, seriously.

Do Keanu's reps know this person is stalking him? I'm scared and I don't even know her, but I can tell you this...if she was writing to me I'd be going for the hobo look too.

DAMN!

Fonda Blonde
Fonda Blonde

wow; i was straight but after reading that passage I think I need to get high. Eerily reminiscent of the ramblings of Teddy K (Unabomber). Don't open any packages from Vivian Taube....especially if your last name is Phoenix or Reaves

Vivian Taube
Vivian Taube

Thanks, Nymosyne, Ted, and Heather. I appreciate your "support," once again. Most people are vile to me about Keanu and my vain efforts to get him sober. I'm afraid he's not. He gave "Playboy" an interview I don't approve of--either what he said or where he said it--and that indicates his need to be in rehab. He needs to stop smoking, too, and I disagree with Nym--he needs to stop riding his bike, as he still rides without a helmet or headlights. But he is "past caring" about me, if he ever cared at all, which I think he once did, maybe. Not that we met, but I think he and WB "liked" my sobriety story, as of River's OD. I don't think many people in the industry care about it, now, though. They are "past caring," it seems. It is late, and I was searching for comments I made that got trashed on-line, and here are some. But I remember Nym's kind comments, and here are more, and Heather's and Ted's, too. I'm flattered. Usually, there is such an aura of denial about the River-Keanu story that I don't know what to do. They were infatuated with each other, as well, I believe, and that is something Keanu never "disdains" to talk about. For the most part, I think I'm wrong to post anything about any of them on-line, since I get routinely harassed or what I write gets deleted here. I have developed sort of a thick skin here. I am surprised anyone at a site calle Bastardly would come to my aid, either! Thanks you all!

Love,

Vivian Taube

P.S. I am actually trying to get a site for Keanu where I'm harassed in a big way taken off, since the administrator won't even "talk" to me, anymore. It is very strange being the "only one" sober since Riv's autopsy, and my only explanation is Depp's mob activity, but it is more complex than that, I'm sure.

red
red

Might be hypergraphia. In any case, I believe you Vivian, have the knack of writing.

red
red

Rest of your post was a bit too deep for me atm.. but this wasn't.

" And one thing I would like to say to the people on this board, what is this programmed behaviour, complaining about his shoes? His shoes tell you exactly what sort of man he is, a man who does not like to be told what to do and hates to be pressured into things. "

I like a man who doesn't give two shits what anyone thinks, major turn on to me. So Keanu is on drugs, or an alcoholic? I didn't know that. Going to google some information on him now. I hope he doesn't piss his life away or crack up.

red
red

bah.. in these pics that beards way past the ouch part. I wouldn't mind feeling it on me! hehe

Nemo
Nemo

Heather,

Please save yourself the time and waste of paper by printing all of that out, much less reading it.

Heather
Heather

im 13 years old and I cant honestly say that i have read everything yall have written. but i have read is interesting, very entertaining, kinda like a short story. i found this site by looking up keanu reeves, Keanu is a HOT-T w/ a BOD-D baby! i g2g but im gonna read the rest after i print it out. peace out!

Nymosyn
Nymosyn

Vivian one more comment from me.

>� River was my “main muse,� obviously, last year, and Joaquin, this year. Keanu just “happens� to come up in both pieces, because of his “unique experience� with his family.

Keanu is a focus of ~ Rivers~ they have shared many, discovered many together..and Rivers knows what will happen..to roam the outer realms is to know the future..

>� I’ve never seen anything like it–to have such “good luck� in terms of cinematic glory, on the one hand, and to suffer so much, “privately,� on the other.

This has to do with the believe of others in his person and personality…but what is insuring his success is the guidance of one spirit that helps him decide which movies/stories he should Act Out…

Actors are granted success if they fulfil their duties, as stated within these killer contracts..that actually caused the deaths of many in the movie world as well as in the music world…this success is measured by the effect the messages have on the common men, if that what the powers that be wish for the audience to believe or not to believe is established…and the audience starts acting this truth out in their daily lives.. yet when their success becomes to much, and can not be controlled no more by the powers that dictate this entertainment world, the powers that be Will ‘ create’ situations in order for the private life of the Actor to go wild and bad…people should ask themselves what was first the historical event or the movie producing this historical event…for the history of our current world..is always filmed firstly..in order to prepare the minds of the viewers..who will at a later date believe the lies coming from our system..no political power without the help of the movie world, no war successful without the movie world..Woah!

Sincerely Nymosyne

Nymosyn
Nymosyn

Dear Vivian..

I am glad that my posting created a better feeling within your person. Keep this feeling, do not let anybody make you feel bad, nor put you down. Just remember it’s the messenger that is seen as dangerous and as such will the messenger always be attacked. This attacking behaviour that roams within the minds of those who attack, comes from fear of the unknown. The many have been programmed to regard certain words and truths as being true, false or even dangerous. The reaction therefore will be attack, ridicule and doubt the mental state of the messenger..this is weakness on their behalf, showing the many who attack to be sheep, followers of those who pull the strings..these are minds that can never be trusted, simply because they will follow the leader, whoever the leader may be, at the same token they will drop this leader when a new leader shows his face..it’s the way of the flocks, such as it has always been. Yet in our times..this old doctrine simply does not work no more, even that we see the powers that be, doing their utmost best to spread news about the many who are having mental problems..that can be recognized by their way of talking and the words they use and truths they proclaim.

Just ignore these programmed minds..do not waste your precious energy, by responding. There are better ways to use your energy.

What you are encountering presently is what others have experienced already, and is what many are experiencing right now on a daily basis. Simply because the portals have been opened years ago, and were blown wide open on the day of the 9/11. Earth energies rising, energies changing, planets making strange conjunctions etc those earth energies becoming in tune with the sky energies. Changing the awareness of all inhabitants on earth. And changing the weather along with it.

>� I agree with you, too, about how he looks, off-work. I think he’s really handsome with a beard and mustache, and I’ll “defend� this–especially if people here “are nasty� about this.

People are nasty about how he dresses etc simply because their mindsets is very much dictated by jealousy, envy and insecurities. The flocks always need to be able to curse and comment on those who are lucky enough to be able to do that, what seems to be the soul wish and desire of many..to be standing in the light of success..

K.R looks good, is a very sexy man, has an excellent belly/chest, keeps himself to himself..he contains a promise to whoever wins his heart for real, of absolute devoted passion…he can adapt to his surroundings.. never looses contact with his audience..is very smart, contains a old wise soul.. goes by one law nobody is above others..feels for those who suffer..hates injustice and demands of others as much as he gives himself..needs comfort , seeks to relax.. and this is how he dresses. And when it comes to his beard..next to it functioning as a shield/mask there is a another reason, shaving your face everyday ages the face of a man.

>� I am not sure how to comment on all you wrote, but I do believe he has stopped drinking and smoking, in public, at least, and this is partly “due to� me. :) I write him whenever he “strays,� and lately, it is working!

Good..now lets hope that he will get the message..and take the message serious.

>� He should stop riding his motorcycle, though. I doubt he will ever agree with me about this.

No he will never stop riding his bike..and rightly so. He is a free spirit and needs to be able to get up and leave whenever he wants to. Free spirits can not be bound..never. Believe me a motorcycle esp. traditionall Harley's make you go Woah!

>� I am “not perfect,� either. I am heavy, and I hate to admit this here,

You do not have to be heavy, you know this..fact if you want I can help you loose the extra luggage..personal experiences and knowledge..

>� You seem to know a lot about many things.

Consider me an insider, standing on the outside looking in.

>� And the Viper Room should have been closed, as well. The list is as follows: Depp, the Afflecks, everyone on “Idaho,� Russell Crowe, Christian Slater, and John Phoenix, to name a few. I can think of more, but that is the “core� list River’s spirit gives to me.

I agree with the above concerning the Viper Room. What’ s in a name? Many know by now, thanks to the Kabalah trend, that names as well as words have power, that is being fed every time the name or word is spoken out loud. Suffism the father of this knowledge.

Viper; kinds of venomous snake. (fig) malignant or treacherous person. So its understandable why so many things have happen in that place..

The list of names you have are quit interesting.. but isn’t Russel Crowe not already lost to the other side? And isn’t Depp kind of locked in this spiders web ( because he loves playing games..)? And does Slater not keep falling back?

>� I do wish I’d stop feeling “used� by Warner Brothers, regarding my sobriety story.

Stop feeling used..is the beginning of loosing this feeling of being used. Realise that your story is not the only story they have been using, I can give you many life stories of people living on the outside, who know that their stories have been and are being used..there is reason why this happens.

The reason… I will not put down here, but if you wish to converse about this reason you may contact me if you wish too. This is an invitation.

You mentioned Constantine..Rachel Weis her personality in the movie. I believe you. Why? For one thing I know that they used 2 young men, who have this hobby roaming the internet, checking forums, in order to become inspired, or simply steal the info/writings and experiences of others, claiming it to be their own..such as many who work in the H-stables do.

You know as well as many who know the story/comics of Constantine , that lots in the movie did not come from this comic story..one example;

“ What if God made a bet with the devil..the bet being who would have the most souls..in the end of times.etc etc � this part came from the minds of these young males, who have been applauded in H-world for their imagination.

The person who wrote this years and years ago..is known. What if God made a bet with the devil..has a beginning as how god came to make this bet with the devil, which was due to god loosing one bet with the devil in the first place..and why the second bet was made, who wins this bet..and what happens when the bet is won..cause and effect..is the name of the story..the person who wrote this story, is a mind who woke up years and years ago, and put only a part of the story on certain forums..imagine the reaction of this person when the person saw this movie..

The above is just giving you one example of how and from where these H-script kids get their stories.

Holywood/movie world is a reflection of that what happens in real live..without the experiences and horrors of the real world peoples, there would be no Movie wonderland..

>� I think Keanu bought his house in the Hollywood hills last year.

Hmm as I thought this to be the case ..he should have never ever bought a house in the hills…its one mind controlled heavenly prison for all who enter the hills. The hills are laying on very strong energy laylines..which was the reason for using this location to become the centre for the movie world..magic..Not one person living there is free, their success in live falsifies their senses thinking themselves to be free..in the beginning..if they wake up in time and leave the hills , they regain their freedom and themselves, if they remain.. Strange and bad things can happen to them. If this would be ordered by..

>� It’s “nice� for him he has a place to call home, now, after living in hotels, most of his adult life, aside from Kim’s

Why people think that it’s a bad thing for people to be travelling and living in hotels is beyond me..its freedom..look at Keanu as one of the lost Gypsies..

Vivian..if you would like to, I invite you for a more private communication about the whole matter..

As you say I seem to know some..true..more then you can imagine…there is a reason why River decided to have a resting place in your house/body..he knew that you would not reject him, nor that you would be fearfull..there is a reason why he did so..why do I think that I know what the reason is? Channelling spirits is old news to my person….and seeing the future has been my way since childhood.

There are reason why.. even if you do not want to.. are focussing unaware on K.R. ~ Rivers~ knows what is coming to K.R if he is not warned and he does not listen…I know this as well..lest say that some window shields were taken away in order for me to be able to look inside…why ? hmmm you got ~ Rivers~ knocking on your shoulders…due to your connection…K.R has been roaming in the same the world for years and years …same places same countries..to me he was a boy..may have been the reason why I was shown certain things…and as such do I see his live unfolding in exactly the same way as it has been showed to my eyes..and as such can I give you certain information that you can use and do with as you please..afterall I am not his mother..and you write “I write him whenever he “strays,� and lately, it is working!

Sincerely Nymosyne

Vivian Taube
Vivian Taube

Dear Nymosyn,

Thank you so much for posting here! I "regretted" my long blog, as you can tell, from comments above, but it is so nice to get positive feedback, for once, about it, as well as my warranted "concerns" about Keanu's health! I am not sure how to comment on all you wrote, but I do believe he has stopped drinking and smoking, in public, at least, and this is partly "due to" me. :) I write him whenever he "strays," and lately, it is working!

I agree with you, too, about how he looks, off-work. I think he's really handsome with a beard and mustache, and I'll "defend" this--especially if people here "are nasty" about this.

I like to dress down, all the time, myself, so I have "no trouble" with him doig this. I bet he smells fine, too, aside from his smoking and the drinking I hope he's stopped for real! so such comments are just "beyond belief!"

He should stop riding his motorcycle, though. I doubt he will ever agree with me about this. :)

I don't wear animal skins, myself. I guess I "take after" River and his family this way, as they are mostly vegans and don't wear those, either. I try to be vegan, but I'm mostly vegetarian. I don't eat meat, ever. I'm a bit "surprised" Keanu still does and wears animal skins, but one "vice" at a time, please! :)

You seem to know a lot about many things. I just wrote my poetry from the heart, because River's spirit really did "run through me," as I wrote in the intro, last year. I really did expect it to be about three verses, initially, not 23 volumes! :) It was so much "fun" writing that, too, aside from the heartache and anger that could come up for me, at times. I "knew" there'd be a "boon" in it for me, as well, and there was. River's spirit lifted the worst of a depression that was suicidal for me, last year, when Indiana was being born, and he "bid" me to "live on" for him. I try, but I don't know the family!

So much has happened since then, that when I "finally" begin to type up more poetry, I find myself continuing the writing, to "update." He really did save my life, too, as I wrote there, repeatedly, and it is so "refreshing" to findl a person here who "understands" that, since so many have been "mean" to me.

It is as if I am the "only one" sober "as of" River's autopsy date, and it is "scary!" I'm really grateful to Joaquin for getting into rehab and making part of my dream a "reality."

Anyone who really loves Keanu and people "related to" River, would agree with me--these people need sobriety! And Keanu needs to stop smoking. The court system should have had so many under order to get into rehab, long ago. And the Viper Room should have been closed, as well. The list is as follows: Depp, the Afflecks, everyone on "Idaho," Russell Crowe, Christian Slater, and John Phoenix, to name a few. I can think of more, but that is the "core" list River's spirit gives to me. :) Joaquin was not even on it, so I hope he helps me! :)

And thank you, again, for "supporting" me, morally. It means a lot to me. I had no idea I'd get abused so often, when it comes to this poetry, either. I thought people would be "happy" for me, as you are. :)

River was my "main muse," obviously, last year, and Joaquin, this year. Keanu just "happens" to come up in both pieces, because of his "unique experience" with his family. I've never seen anything like it--to have such "good luck" in terms of cinematic glory, on the one hand, and to suffer so much, "privately," on the other.

I don't like R-rated movies, and I hope he stops making those. I get a bit "tired" of "chasing after" dreams of getting him sober, along with others, but I get a "kick," feeling like it is working! I think River "works with" me, at times, and I'm grateful to his spirit for doing so much for me! I don't understand why people who knew and were "related to" him don't always feel the way I do. At times, I feel "sadomasochistic" to post at sites like these, so obviously "out there!"

I am "not perfect," either. I am heavy, and I hate to admit this here, since people are so "down" on Keanu's looks, and his physique is "nearly perfect," for one. I am grateful the shamanism I'm employing lately is helping me with the PTSD, too. I do wish I'd stop feeling "used" by Warner Brothers, regarding my sobriety story.

I think Keanu bought his house in the Hollywood hills last year. It's "nice" for him he has a place to call home, now, after living in hotels, most of his adult life, aside from Kim's. He even stayed at the Chateau Marmont, and that is where John Belushi OD'ed in 1982! That's "not OK."

I thought you need a spleen! Well, if that is the case, then he has all the more reason to be sober. I do not see him out with anyone, lately, except the "ever-present" Amanda DeCadenet, at her book promotion, recently. They are "old flames," and she appears to have left her husband, John Taylor, of Duran Duran, long ago, "for" him, though she bore John a child, Atlanta. I figure this relationship is "deep" for this reason.

Well, I will go now. Thanks again for your "support." I decided to check this website, again, because of a voice in my heard, Rebecca Walker's, who is Alice Walker's and Mel Leventhal's daughter, and a writer and activist herself, of course. I had responses "erased" from my update list, so I don't know what is written here, unless I check now! Maybe I should "get updated," since this is getting to be more what I'd like to read!

Love to all,

vivian Taube :)

Nymosyn
Nymosyn

Vivian Taube…grusse dich

With interest do I read you posting. You connect many things. Which is one thing the wolves roaming the hills do not really like. Luckily for them, they can be assured of the disbelieve of the audience, knowing that the audience will reject your writings and the information contained therein. As always the disbelieve of the outsiders function as the protection shield for the insiders.

You are very correct about the subjects you write. As well as the movies and the occurrences and real live effects due to the causes/movies. One big magic ride through the magical hills dictated by paganist, who love rituals, and whose tasks it is to evoke and transform by mesmerizing its audience.

‘ Rivers’ trying to get a message across by using you. Not uncommon , to those who know some about the spirit world and its connection to the living, those who are open to receive them. I believe you, that he is doing his best to use your person to warn, esp Keanu Reeves. In order to understand the living one must be silent and listen to the death, a law of nature that you abide.

You are very much correct that K.R must stop his drug habits, absolutely. The problem is that he is inside the vicinity that controls the spirit of all who roam these ‘streets’. Never forget how the H.-hills ones where formed, and what it means to be a paradise bird, locked within these hills and tied to by the means of Contracts. All who fall under Contract..classify as ‘ paradise birds’ and are seen as subjects, that can and will be used in their grand scheme of things. After all, he who controls the media controls the minds of the flocks.

You are doing your best to warn and to tell others that they must tell K.R to stop drinking-smoking and using other drugs.. there are reasons why he does so…and there are reasons why those you contact ignore you.

>� I asked Mike’s help getting Keanu sober, which he then painfully ignored, at the “Thumbsucker� premiere.

They do not want K.R to become sober. They do not want him to become that what destiny has in store for him, and they know exactly what this destiny is. The Matrix trilogy showed his potentiality of mesmerizing the audience into believing certain things, which was and is not what ..lets say the system wants. Therefore they play certain games with this man, games that officially he would be aware of , if his blood would be clean and he would sleep well.

The road he was walking showed what his future would be. The movie choices he made, aware or unaware, all functioned as leads to what he should become. They recognized his future, and as such actions have and are planned against him. Sober he would be aware of their games, yet..

You show that you know what sort of games they play, yet you also seem to fail to understand completely what and who they are for real. But then I could be wrong.

When the house that contain the spirit is filled with grief, not understanding, seeking a feeling it knows to exist, yet not finding it, seeking to understand, yet rejecting many clues loosing hope not believing in love no more, the spirit clashes with the house, that starts to hate himself, seeking penance by ways of acting in front of the camera as well as away from the camera.. the house demands tranquilisers. Simply because the house does not want to feel, yet at the same time seeks to feel because it can not feel anymore. Thus creating its own curse. Which is what K.R is doing.

He at one time believed in Love..he started to seek for his Soul mate..thinking that he found it a few times, yet discovering at a later date..that he was wrong. K.R failed to understand the many that was shown to his mind, or he feared to believe that what he was shown. He mistakenly looked for a soul mate , yet this is not in actuality, what he should have looked for..cause what he seeks to find, is not about soul-mates..a soulmate is family in the spiritual sense.. mistakenly seen by many as love because of the sense of feeling sameness or a kindred. K.R should have looked for his soul-twin-flame..because this is what he is feeling..and its his soul-twin-flame that seemingly has been calling him, guiding him and even protecting him.. simply because this is what K.R his destiny officially is and its connected to his other half, which is the reason why he simply can not resist travelling towards Europe, she calls him..according the spirit world messengers..K.R used to be aware of cause and effect..he lost this awareness due to alcohol and drugs.

His mistake is that he fails to acknowledge that whatever he does will affect his other half roaming the earth, probably feeling the same as he does..affecting 7x7 others…why he fails to acknowledge this fact of universal law, is because he does not believe anymore..he used to believe , but he let go of this believe..not with the death of River..nor with the lost of his child, they caused sorrow, anger and guilt..he regained his believe afterwards.. the year 2003 something happened, that caused him to even strengh’ten his believe…yet his eyes showed the lost of this spirit as of the year 2004. Which seems to be the year that he started to drink and drug more then he used to, turning him into seemingly a cold man, who favors sex, rather then love.

I wonder when did he move into the Hills?

When disappointment of the heart becomes the norm, the house looses its senses, the soul closes its doors, and the mind rejects that what could lead to its own understanding..

You are very much correct.. Keanu Reeves has to stop living his live the way he is currently doing so..if he fails to regain himself back, he will loose himself completely and they will have won. However the trap that he is dealing with on a daily basis is his health.. I read you saying that it has been told or confirmed that he lost his spleen? Hmmm …we can not live and be healthy without our spleen. It’s a lymphoid organ. In its follicles lymphocytes are formed. The spleen plays a very important role, in the breaking down process of old erytrocyten, in the forming of anti-bodies and lymphocytes , in the cellular and amice defence of the organism, in the clearing of bacteria in case of bacteriemie and in fagocytose.

The spleen is one of our cleaning organs, just as the liver and kidneys are.

If he would be walking around without a spleen, then he must be in pain all the time, he must get skin rashes, have unexplained pains, sleep bad (which can cause a person to fear the night, thus activating the person to drink/drugs) he must be feeling as if his suffocating from the inside..because the presence of body foreign bacteria in the blood, needs the spleen to clear the blood of these bacteria’s, without it, these bacteria’s can cause infections randomly within the whole body. If K.R indeed walks around without his spleen, he must be taking medications..esp. painkillers. If this be the case, then its no wonder that he drinks more and more, that he can not let go of smoke, and that he has become extremely sexual in his behaviour. These painkillers when taken to long and more then one should, which always happens when one take them to long, the next thing occurs.. the need for sex, simply because this is the only time when the body feels something and can shut its mind of for one moment And sex protects him from loosing his hearth.

But in the end there is more to K.R then meets the eye, simply because he feels and sees more then the average John Do. The paranormal world has opened her doors many times to his presence, and this has made him who he is.not his father. He knows there is more then meets the eyes, but he seem to have grown tired of this knowing, which is understandable. Cause the more you know the less you know.

Vivian..You are correct..to listen to ‘Rivers’ and wanting to warn Keanu..he needs somebody to tell him what will happen if he does not stop..he will loose more then his health, and he will not be the only one loosing..he will drag those who care for him with him..he must be told that there are ways of dealing with his health, his mental state of mind, and his believe. His future is not that what is shown to the world right now..he is merely in a schooling phase he is being prepared for something else..but if he does not stop certain things, this moment will have to be passed on to another house and time..which is not what should happen…for he contains a great spirit and wisdom...

Yet you must realise, you are in the knowing, the audience is not. as such what seems simple and clear to you, will be seen as rambling by those who lack the ability to connect things.

And one thing I would like to say to the people on this board, what is this programmed behaviour, complaining about his shoes? His shoes tell you exactly what sort of man he is, a man who does not like to be told what to do and hates to be pressured into things.

Sincerely..

grungexisxdead
grungexisxdead

Oh my god. That has to be the most disturbing thing in the world.

KEANU MUST DIE *grabs pitchfork and prepares an angry mob to smash down his door*

Hey, if he can just be THE scary, why can't we try being scary too?

Nemo
Nemo

um, yeah. We have a few people who *really* like Keanu here. I don't think I could ever write such a long, and rather odd post like that.

icyhotthot
icyhotthot

10pearl,

I don't know you ,but I have a feeling I'd like to meet you . For once someone has the courage to lay it on the line as things really are instead of trying to be the eternal optimist about the negative. It's tireing and so hypocritical to have to "walk on eggshells" when talking about Keanu, and the way things are with him now , for fear of offending someone.

I feel the same way you do about him as he's been lately. Actually more like the last 2 years. It pains me to say that but it's that way- - the man acts as if he was on a self-destruction binge. I feel SO bothered by that , because I'm a devoted fan of his.

He runs around looking like a rag-picker off the streets, and he could afford any kind of expensive outfit he desired if he wanted to. I wonder if he ever has that jacket of his cleaned, or will he just throw it away when it becomes too dirty to wear ? And it's true- he's been wearing that nasty old stained faded spinach-colored t-shirt for years as far as I can see. You can't help but ask yourself: "does he ever wash it ?" Most bachelors don't care much about "neat and clean". And those shoes are another staple of his; he even wears them for dress-up. Surely, Keanu must be smarter than that ! If he does'nt care , we must ask ourselves "why not ???"

He has such a beautiful , truely beautiful face,...and hides it behind a rat's nest of hair . It's as if he dosen't care, but he is making a HUGE mistake in thinking that way ! I'm sorry, Keanu, but if you want to hang onto a good career, you are going to have to think about the people and what they are looking for in you; what they see you is as important when you are off screen as on-screen. It's simple arithmatic, dear, your image is what brings people to your movies. If you become obliterated to them you may as well be prepared to watch your career circle the drain, and then it really WON'T matter what you look like.

All those who harp about how he "has the right" to be himself ; dress as he wants to " yada yada, don't know what they're talking about. He's a celebrity, and his face is his fortune, and he should keep up a good image so people don't just forget him. He takes too much for granted.

I watched him in "A Walk in the Clouds" a couple of days ago. What a striking and unusual person he was ! He looked so tall and graceful, and his face - - well, -- there was'nt another in Hollywood that could match it; it was elegant. He was also unbeleivably handsome in his other films, those high-cheekbones and all. It is so heartbreaking to see him destroy his own self !

You needn't apologize, by the way, for suggesting he needs a good scrubbing. I hate to say this, but my respect for honesty is getting the best of me ----, and he, well...Keanu has a reputation for smelling bad. That's putting it in kinder terms; I have read the work "stink" in articles about him. Why does'nt that man take a hint ? He was even asked to leave a restaurant once because he smelled so bad. What is going on with him ?

He's a man who could have so much, including a home, wife and family, but he kills his own chances. It is my opinion that he is much, much more shy that anyone knows when it comes to women. It's as though he does'nt have a good pride in himself, and he's afraid of attention. What a bad, bad, mistake ! He needs those journalists and media people very much, and if he keeps turning his back on them they will soon quit trying.

My heart breaks for him-; I think he's very alone.

Pearl
Pearl

By the way, I just finally read Vivian's comments.

Listen Vivian, I am not being cruel to you or anything, but the things you write point out that you have some sort of paranoid disorder. Becky Band's decisions, the Constantine script, video game release dates....they have nothing to do with you or your life, or any of your experiences. None of it has anything to do with you. You may think it does, but that is the result of your brain chemistry being skewed.

I am glad that you apparently are getting help. I am glad that you got sober; that is a very good thing. But your sobriety date has nothing to do with River Phoenix or films or bands or video games or judge's rulings or ANYTHING. Your sobriety date is just your sobriety date. It has no bearing on anything else in the rest of world except for your own life, and perhaps the lives of your close friends and family members who consider it significant to them.

I wish you luck. I hope you will soon be able to see how skewed your thinking has become and breath the clean air of reality.

I also think it would be better for you not to post such long comments and poems on other people's blogs. It sheds a bad light on your personality. Please start your own blog or your own website. This is just friendly advice.

Pearl
Pearl

I think Keanu is soft-spoken in "real life," so when he speaks on TV or even when he acts, he needs to "force up" a stronger voice. I think that's why it sounds flat sometimes -- it's too forced. It's his "professional" voice. I bet that in person, in a casual situation, his voice is much more expressive -- I've heard it in some interviews when he starts to drop his guard. Which is ironic, because he is an actor and should be able to fake it anytime he wants.

Regarding his style, it is very strange. I have never seen a man who could wear a suit jacket with a t-shirt and jeans and get away with it the way Keanu does. The shoes may be comfortable, but he wears them with inappropriate outfits, and they are filthy, they need to be cleaned! My guess is that he really doesn't care how he looks when he's not working. Which is obvious from the scruffy beard and awful-looking hair. He can be such a prince when he's all cleaned up (hair looking good, close-cropped beard of clean-shaven, the way he looked at the Cannes Film Festival a few years ago). I love the man, but excuse me for saying that in some pictures he looks like he smells bad. I mean, he looks like he has a personal hygiene problem sometimes. I'm not saying that he does (because I don't know him and have never met him), but to an outsider, that's how he LOOKS. Lately all my fantasies about him start with giving him a good scrubbing and being his barber, LOL.

icyhotthot
icyhotthot

yes, that's fine- - what you said, but what does it have to do with his voice ? How do you react to it ? Honestly, I want to know.

Irene Chan Yee
Irene Chan Yee

Well, yes it is me again.

Keanu...... Because i really had a lot of thing to tell.

For poor and sick people, there is crying and crying. They not deserve to be that pain. Some country, there unlimited want is frastrated. Yes, you know, frastrated....

No matter what, i think Kiki have a really good heart, BUT how about his elastic brain. who cares....

*I'm just one of his fans in the whole world.

From so many admirer, i'm just one of those, i hope he and us will be always happy, and he is now doing a great job. But i think his acting career should keeping on, coz, people like to see him. Yeah, me too.

He is too kind............... i mean i hope he is not that kind........... do you know what i mean? eheheheh....

Well, from now on, i hope as many as people they can be well treatted.

I hope he will be good to hear that i will be find to happy to see anyone is happy to see him, dont need to be shame.

eheheheh.... funny.

who care.

natuarl sin, without sin?? fairnity. Is it correct, i understand this, i dont care.

I think every people like music, music is international lanuage, my friend told me.

Poor.......

Irene Chan
Irene Chan

umm... he is doing a good charity.

Admirable!

BUT

shave!

icyhotthot
icyhotthot

I had been thinking about this for sometime . Keanu is not the only actor in Hollywood who has had a monotone voice and what has been called poor acting for lack of expression etc. Consider John Wayne and Clint Eastwood- -neather of them really act. They "re-acted" , mostly. They were acclaimed as good actors because they drew the crowds and became popular just for being themselves. John was John and Clint was just Clint and still is. No matter what role he plays he's the same ol' Clint Eastwood but nobody seems to mind ! Likewise, it may be that way with Keanu too. He draws a big crowd; is very much sought-after by the entertainment business, and earns a fat salary. They like Neo, and they consider Keanu the same kind of hero. It's not a bad thing at all, despite what "experts" say. They are scared spitless of "typecasting".

Anyhow- - - back to his voice : I will again put it this way :- his voice , to me, is as intimate as the rustle of sheets.

Morticia
Morticia

I disagree, he talks in a MONOTONE. It's always the same, never excitement, never anger. Just the same tone all the time. BORING but HOT.

Vivian Taube
Vivian Taube

His voice is fine. He needs to stop smoking, if he hasn't, already.

Vivian :)

Moley
Moley

I've seen most of Keanu's movies and I like how his voice has matured with the help of time and cigarettes. In "The Night Before" and the Bill and Ted movies, he has a geeky, hyper voice that reflects youth and inexperience. In "River's Edge" and "Permanent Record", his voice is deeper and bit flat. In his later roles, like "Point Break" and "Speed", he does sound young, dumb and full of cum. In "The Matrix" movies, I think he really found his voice. I also like the doctor for "SGG" and the dentist from "TS". But I always think his voice makes me tingle, even in the hockey commercial from awhile back.

Judiciously
Judiciously

I think his voice is fine. He's not gifted vocally but I think he does OK. For the most part I don't read critics and don't care for them. He voice could be a little more expressive but he tends to underact rather than overact -- the far better choice.

icyhotthot
icyhotthot

Okay Tammy- so tell us WHY you said what you did about his voice .

You said he was fine untill he started to speak. So what are you saying ? It's negative, of course, but say a little more to explain yourself, please.

I have read articles describing his voice as "stentorian" (extremely loud) and "stoney" (coldly inexpressive; obdurate) . I disagree with both these ideas.

Whatever, when you talk about Keanu Reeves you have to include the subject of his voice, because it is so often mentioned in the reviews of him. - Icy.

Tammy
Tammy

icyhothot...I made a comment about his voice. The very first comment on here I said something about the way he talks.

icyhotthot
icyhotthot

Can't anyone here comment on my post about his voice ? I am interested- truely interested- in what your veiwpoint is.

That voice subject is one that comes up again and again in write-ups about the man.

What do you hear when listening to his voice?

Please say something ; this I've been waiting to hear for a long time..

Vivian Taube
Vivian Taube

Thanks for not giving me a "hard" time, everybody! :)

Vivian Taube
Vivian Taube

Regarding why, as per a previous remark Cyn made, I believe, people are "nuts," when it comes to Keanu--I thinkKeanu is surrounded with people who are in denial about alcohol and drug abuse, and this is the reason! I know I will get "hounded" for my revelations, as I have for my wonderul poetry River's mother likes--I keep mentioning that. I seem to have "Influenced" a number of people in a positive way with my writing, as well, including Joaquin, Depp, and Keanu! Well, I will go now. Most likely, I will get more "denial," as that is a theme here. Moe wrote me to "unsubscribe" to your caustic remarks here--intentionally so, unfortunately--what do I expect from a site called this? I regret posting here, hoping for "sympathy."

Judiciously
Judiciously

Wait, just for the record, Tammy recovered by 6pm Friday for two quick but effective scores on the challenger before the weekend. Just momentarily dazed with the rest of us, like a standing 8 count while caught gazing at the trainwreck. Nice recovery with the shaaman/chamois crack, Tammy.

icyhotthot
icyhotthot

Change of subject here :

Someone at the begining of this Keanu "Halloween " look page mentioned thinking Keanu was attractive untill he speaks.

Pray tell, what are YOU talking about ? Have you been reading a lot of claptrapping critics opinions about his way of talking etc. ?? Don't depend on them for valid ideas for one minute. Use YOUR OWN mind for the job. Too many nitwit critics are just repeating what some other critic has said and THAT critic was repeating something that someone else had said and so forth and so forth !

Keanu's voice is - well- Keanu's voice. It is not a resillient ,flexable or easily adaptable one. There are some parts he's played in his movies that work fine for that kind of voice. I thought he sounded right for the role of Shane Falco in "The Replacements". Also, he did okay in Constantine because that character was moody and his voice reflected that. A man's voice is a man's voice. Unfortunately , he cannot have plastic surgery on it.

The hatchet- wielders are always dissing him for not using his voice in a more expressive way. Do they ever stop to think that manybe it's almost physically impossible for him to change his voice ? They love to scratch untill they draw blood, those worthless bottome-feeders. Take then with a grain of salt.

As far as I'm concerned his voice is just fine. At times it sounds a little too inhibited , but otherwise, as long as he gets his point across, his voice should be accepted as much as he , himself , is accepted. That voice comes with him. Love him; love his voice.

What do you have to say about it ? I don't know where you're coming from yet.

Judiciously
Judiciously

Thanks Moe, for breaking out the Tolstoy Rx.

Morticia --people insult each other pretty regularly here, don't take it to heart. Recently there was an outbreak of posts with faked signatures, an adversarial maquerade ball, and so now people occasionally question other posts' true identities. Tammy gets to post Mon-Friday all day at work so she's usually in the thick of things, attackwise.

DB's wife --thanks!! That was the trippiest rambling concoction I've ever read ...and I was desperate for a "joke" about "excessive" punctuation. Vivian may be sober but she's pretty damn felonious with punctuation, run-on paragraphs and indirection (new topics backed into without proof/explanation). It struck Tammy speechless. 'Nuff said. Holy moly, Keanu, I didn't know you had it in you.

Morticia
Morticia

Oh my GOD! I seriously can't believe you people. I read this site all the time and never had posted until today when I was at my friends house and I decide to get back on here tonight again and see that you are talking about me being Tammy? How sad you people are that all you have to do in your lives is sit around and figure out anything you can to try and make her look stupid when in fact all you are doing is making yourselves look stupid. You are such assholes that you try and get everyone kicked off or make them leave the site if they don't hate Tammy? Why? Another thing; I'm not Tammy, My real name is not Morticia either but I sure as hell am not going to put my real name. Like I said I had never posted on here before today so I didn't have a user name. I was looking at the links that you guys put up with pictures of Tammy to see what she looked like and when I was reading those pages I saw someone saying something about the name Morticia and so that is the name I chose. I'm sorry that name is not to your liking. It doesn't matter anyway because I'm not going to get on here anymore. All you do is talk about Tammy and bring everybody else down. This is no fun. Fuck you and goodbye! GET A LIFE LOSERS! Tammy was right when she said you are all a bunch of cyber stalkers that are obsessed with her. She isn't even on here and your talking about her still. GEES!

Vivian Taube
Vivian Taube

Dear Michael,

I don't want to read these anymore, please. Can you "spam" the responses for me? My system can't seem to do it, and I regret "subscribing" to them! I cannot believe the level of absurdity I read--it hurts, but that's your intent, isn't it? I "appreciate" your page on Tolstoy, but most of this is slander, and anything I post there won't be taken seriously!

Sincerely,

Vivian Taube

Sherry
Sherry

Morticia- Are you a coroner in Nebraska? Are you curently also on The Couch Pirates blog too? Someone named Tammy used the name Morticia in one of her witty posts on that blog. Coincidence? Anyway Tammy you're off the hook. Vivian has taken the title of most annoying away from you.

Morticia
Morticia

Ummmmm...I was reading this and see that Tammy asked Vivian to clarify what exactly the Halloween connection was and Vivians reply was this:

*My point about the Halloween “connection� is that River OD’ed on that night in 1993, and this “blog� insults the way Keanu looks, on a normal basis*

I still don't see the connection at all. Am I missing something? WTF is she talking about?

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

"Vivian", don't you ever "worry" about wearing out the "key" on your "keyboard" that has the "quote" symbol on "it". I think you are "crazy" and need "meds". You "posting" here is "extremely" "irritating".

Moelicious
Moelicious

what is it about keanu that brings out the fucked-up side inside us? I'm very curious. Sorry I have to put it in such harsh terminology, but it is the only way.