Jamie Gertz: Succulently "Standing Still"

My God. First Kari Wuhrer & now 40-year old Jamie Gertz. This should be MILF Week on the Bastardly.

Any girl in her 20s would be content with Jamie’s pair of melons. These were snapped up by the Great Kitt 5000 (the dude who captures these photos from TV shows) off last week’s episode of Standing Still. I have yet to catch any episodes of this show, but now that I’ve seen these pics, my Tivo will be working overtime.

For those looking to tune in this week, check it out on Wednesday @ 8PM ET/PT.

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23 comments
KiKi
KiKi

Yall needz 2 get a life. Who cares if her breast are fake or real it aint ur so dnt even trip about. Nut n my opinion they may be real, just becuz someone has big boobs don't mean they fake. Take it 4rm me, I have big boobs and they real, I didn't get no boob job or nothin like dat. So anywayz, dnt trip ova jamie. She is stunning and if the fake oh well!

Gertz is hot
Gertz is hot

Jaime Gertz not only has a killer hot body, but she also has a beautiful face too. She was even hotter in the later years of Still Standing than she was the first year or two.

Beach Man
Beach Man

With her georgeous face and slender, long legged and shapely body, Jami Gertz is the sexiest real woman in the entertainment world. And to think she is 42 years young and has given birth to three children; a truly amazing American beauty as well as a very talented actress! No one has ever played the role of a mom as convincingly in a television sitcom as she did on Still Standing with the equally talented Mark Addy playing the role of her lucky husband!! Even her voice generates heat!!!

elle
elle

i love jamii she is soo pretty :)

rob
rob

Well You Guys should check her out in 1986's The Lost Boys. As a Teen- Tits weren't as huge; but she WAS gorgeous

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Finn
Finn

If you don't know that those boobies are fake, I feel sorry for you.

shuuu1968
shuuu1968

Oh, and by the way, Morticia, I followed you to "your" website, and I thought it was freakin hilarious!!

shuuu1968
shuuu1968

Personally, I think the boobs look kinda fake, especially if she has three kids...JMHO.

Also, valium, now you're ripping Morticia, what's wrong? Tammy's not here, so you need to rip somebody...anybody? You spend so much time bitching about everyone else, but you are the freak. Again, JMHO.

Go ahead and try to rip me a new one if you want. If I respond good. If not, it means I have a life....try getting a life for yourself, you may like it.

TheChef
TheChef

Oh holy shibbly, there was an episode my wife Tivo'd where she was suckin' in the lesbian neighbor's kid to do shit around the house, so she was dressing really sexy. Those boobs are spectacular. I think I might still have it on the Tivo, I'll screen cap and send to the Moe.

I'll take a Kari/Jamie sammitch to go please!

Gia
Gia

lovely breasts, but they dont really make up for her ugly face. she isnt bad in those pics, but overall she isnt that attractive at ALL.

then again i am a girl, maybe guys dont care about the face if the tits are that luscious.

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

Morticia ~ Nobody is going to follow you to your 'fab new site'. Stop trying to recruit Bastardly People. We like it here, without you.

Bombaclaad
Bombaclaad

THOSE are some great boobies. I feel like an infant all over again.

Girl
Girl

Yes exactly Daenerys, very nice...

Daenerys
Daenerys

At least you can tell that the boobs are real!! I love real boobs, hate fake ones, all guys should know that fake boobs are not at all like real ones! They dont even look proper.

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

Jamie doesn't look nearly as good on Standing Still as she does in these pics. I can't explain it, but she's gotten really pretty, again.

Sunji
Sunji

See...now you are starting to realize what Ashton already knows. (Plus as we get older we know much better how to use what we-and you-have got!!!....)

;P

Moelicious
Moelicious

wow, Jamie Gertz has 3 kids!?

Amazing.

glimmer
glimmer

ok i'll sleep better knowing it's certified. thanks again jackson !!! :)

motif8
motif8

Where were Gertz's boobs in "Less Than Zero" or "Silence Like Glass"...hmmm.

glimmer
glimmer

hmm but are either of these females uh actually mothers ???