Paris Hilton Posing: Screwing


No comment on the photo.

In superficial news, there’s a budding feud between the Olsen Monkeys & The Hilton Sluts. Read on, my friends, read on.

The Hilton sisters have been seen snogging two of Mary-Kate Olsen’s exes, according to Heat magazine.

It was only a few weeks ago when sweet twin Mary-Kate was happily dating Stavros Niarchos III…

But love didn’t blossom and just days after their relationship ended, he was seen getting frisky with Paris in an LA nightclub.

If that wasn’t enough, Mary-Kate’s other ex, David Katzenberg, was busy getting his groove on with Paris’ sibling, Nicky Hilton… in the same place.

Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate’s twin, is not impressed. A friend said:

“Ashley fears that Mary-Kate is just not going to be able to handle losing Stavros to Paris.

“But Paris and Nicky are used to getting what they want – when they want.” [Sky]

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pullin’ for the Monkeys on this one.


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ashley
ashley

i agree with #4 and 22 you people should stop talking crap about her i bet you wouldnt say that to her face you all are just jelous becuase shes hotter than you and richer!

SkaterGirl
SkaterGirl

I think that pic is from the Simple Life. I don't think that Paris has a pool like that. It looks like an upground pool. Plus, I don't see her doing something that would consist of her doing manual labor on.

Nicole
Nicole

Paris Hilton is awesome. Stop bagging her!!! The olsen twins r fair awesome too. Look at the empire they've made 4 themselves! But i love paris. Shes pretty, sweet and looks lyk alot of fun. Y do u guys think Paris is a slut anyway???? How the fuck would u's no? Im sick of guys calling girls sluts! If a man sleeps around hes a legend but a chick is a slut. Lay off!!!!!! Besides Paris probably doesnt sleep around and so wat if she does..thats HER buisness. Im not saying that stealing MK's BF was ok but, it wasnt, but i think paris needs 2 b cut some slack..not every man u see her with she's had sex with!!!!

Lil Me
Lil Me

I cant stand Paris Hilton she tries to act all sweet when really shes so twisted and loves herself. Its shocking that she stole her firends boyfriend, i hope something really bad happens to her! She is only famous because of her dad, people should give other girls a shot at modelling ect. instead of Paris because she only has one pose. She has a really big hooked nose.. there are plenty of natural pretty looking girls out there. the only reason folk are interested in paris is because of her dirty video, which i think is so crap! Paris not everyoine likes you.. please get over it! you dont need to act like a princess to us we know the real you. shame on you! your gonin end up losing every1 that you love and is close to you. Feel sorry for the Olsen twins, just shows you..you dont know who your true friends are! so PARIS GROW UP AND GET OVER YOURSELF !!!!

xxxx

P.s i have nothin against Nicky!:D shes cool xx

Jesse
Jesse

I have to go with the Olsen's on this. Plus, unlike Paris, there was once a time when they didn't look like shit. I can't say the same for Paris. If they get their shit together, they might be able to reverse the process of Lohanification, but Paris, she's not likely to get any wiser from the looks of things.

Jesse
Jesse

"Snogging" is really candy-coating anything related to this ho. This picture must've been taken before the poolboy showed up.

BluePeas
BluePeas

If I was Paris I'd be like, "Yeek! sorry pal. I don't date left overs! See me when you're no on the rebound". If I was Stavros I'd be like, "Sorry hoar but you'd sleep with anything & anybody who had 7 digits in their bank account. I have to much class to date a girl like you". Stavros & Paris are both tacky & tasteless. They belong together. She'll be a member of the herpe nation very soon the way she's going, no doubt.

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

Fucking one of these babes would be like fucking a garbage bag full of coat hangers. Not the nice plastic ones you get at Target, either. The cheap wire ones the dry cleaner gives you. I hope they have their tetanus booster shot!

shakalaka
shakalaka

It seems like those 2 retarded guys just like gals with prepubescent bodies, with no shape and flat ass, just look at the bodies of all 4 of the female monkeys, they all have boyish bodies...and the 2 olsen donkeys have bodies of 7 yr old gals. what fun is there screwing a girl like mary kate? i say those 2 guys should be arrested for their paedophilic activities. Bunch of bastards...

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

DB's Wife is cranking out the funny today! Girlfriend, you are on a roll... Keep it coming! Please?

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

RE: Word usage in Posting #2 by PH = big bird nose

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FYI:

"fucing" -- the art of being or having the ability to be a "fuce."

"fuce" -- a muse who has fur. Example: Minnie Mouse is a "fuce" for Mickey Mouse.

However, Daisy Duck is NOT a "fuce" to Donald Duck. Daisy has feathers; not fur. Also -- Daisy has not, nor ever been, a muse to Donald. Daisy's just a plain ol' c*nt. Therefore, she's not a "fuce" but a "duckc*nt." And she takes "duckc*nting" ugly snapshots, too.

Heather
Heather

wow she does have some junk in the front in this picture?

Bombaclaad
Bombaclaad

I wonder if we could get Paris on this site to post, that would be fun.

don't_label_me
don't_label_me

i side with the olsen monkeys. stupid rich whores.

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

Jenn- hilarious! 'a circle of bumping rich uglies'... LOL there is no way to prepare for that mental image!

I will be laughing about that one for the rest of the night.

Jenn
Jenn

I just wanted to say both of these guys are pretty ugly. Starvos or whatever his name is looks discusting and should cut his ratty locks. Its just a circle of bumping rich uglies

Cassandra
Cassandra

I have to side with the monkey twins, homely as they are. They at least have worked and accomplished something in their lives. Unlike the Hiltons who are just homely full blown whores.

Too funny was Paris' denial in the scandal rags this morning that she fucked Tom Sizemore. (Apparently, Tom's saying he banged her while he promotes his sex DVD.)

Right on Tom, I believe you!!! Like this drunken whore would remember. Dear God I hope he has video!

ps-The statement she supposedly put out was obviously fabricated by her publicist because it's all PH can do to form a complete sentence. Stupid, ugly, bitch.

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

I vote Paris all the way. I feel sorry for her. She's rich but sometimes when you look at her face in pictures it seems to be saying, 'I'm not mentally handicapped; I'm mentally HANDICAPABLE!'. Before anyone attacks me for this, THINK! Her eyes are too far apart, frequently they look in different directions, and she can barely form coherent sentances in her goofy little baby voice. She's DIFFERENTLY ABLED (not disabled). Seriously she reminds me of an extremely slow child. She found something pointy and shiny (screwdriver) in this picture and she's not normally allowed to play with pointy, shiny objects so she's being naughty real quick before she gets caught playing with it. Then Mommy Kathy will probably burn her hands on the stove or something.

I don't know a lot about pools but would there even be screws on the side of an inground pool? Is she on gum scraper duty?

O Lordy
O Lordy

Actually a model...not ugly...well probably a hell lot hotter than you at the LEAST. Hehehe this day gets better and better... first I almost get fired and now THIS! HOW WILL I SURVIVE? Dude you should be supporting me as a fellow poster! hehe

cool
cool

O lordy,

HAHA what the hell is wrong with u... Paris Hilton is in no way fat.... Stop being angry and bitter cus ur ugly.

farmgirl
farmgirl

I HATE to vote with the Hiltons on something-BUT they actually resemble female humans. So I have to vote for them over the Olsens this time.

PH = big bird nose
PH = big bird nose

All four of them are fucing ugly anyway. Can't those rich guys get girls who are actually good looking, they just must like the publicity it brings to them. Or they just like the zoo, because The Olsens Sisters look like monkeys, and The Hiltons Sisters both have bird noses. Go figure.

O Lordy
O Lordy

Hehe she looks fat round the tummy.....what a lovely start to the day for me

wweeeeeeee!