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Moelicious
Moelicious

"I work at the local neighborhood wal-mart and I almost had to go home b/c I couldn’t calm myself as I walked by the huge new stetson display we featured."

hahaha. Where will you put that huge ass display?! In your closet or bathroom? Maybe your bedroom ceiling?

BRYNDA
BRYNDA

THIS IS IT!!!! THIS IS THE PIC i FOUND ON THE INTERNET PROBALLY 6 YEARS AGO AT MY OLD JOB. i FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN.........I LOVE THIS PICTURE. I WISH I WAS THAT TRUCK RIGHT NOW B/C I WOULD NOT LET THAT *SS GO!

brynda
brynda

I loooooooooovvvvveeeee you! You are hot in any picture.......you are hotter and hotter everytime i see you. I work at the local neighborhood wal-mart and I almost had to go home b/c I couldn't calm myself as I walked by the huge new stetson display we featured. I will be takin' that home with me before they put it in the trash. Will ya marry me?

Jackson
Jackson

alright ladies, you'll get your frickin ryan reynolds crap on Monday... okay!??!?

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

Ok, in all honesty I would really ultimately cry and scream like a little girl for James Caviezel........... and that's really about it. The others are just fun to look at sometimes. :)

The Maltese Bippy
The Maltese Bippy

Not that hot. Nice tight stomach though. Julian McMahon, Jet Li and Mark Dacascos are more my type.

Metalligirl
Metalligirl

DEAR LORD what i wouldn't give to crawl inside the front seat of that truck in last pic...and now i can go to bed verrrry happy...FARMGIRL ROCKS!!!

don't_label_me
don't_label_me

i think i just peed a little. god he gorg, put johny depp up next. he's hotter.

Jackson
Jackson

what we need is a female writer who'll do this stuff.

Capt. Tripps
Capt. Tripps

Oh God! Harrison Ford in Blade Runner was hot! I think we should have a Bastardly Match Up:

Harrison Ford/George Clooney

Jude Law/Matthew McConuuuu.....However you spell his last name!

Johnny Depp/Luke Wilson

Come on guys!!!!! Hook the girls up!!!!!

mimi
mimi

GMAVQ-- I wouldn't be disappointed in either Luke or Owen. The Wilson boys are fine examples of hot men. Owen's nose just gives him character!!

As for Harrison Ford, I have loved him since I was a young girl and saw him in Star Wars. Age has only made him better!!!

gabunny
gabunny

page four made me want to go find my husband and hump! he has been a favotire of mine since the damn John Grisham movie he did. I definitely would not kick him out of bed!

Jackson
Jackson

damn you girls!!!! all future bribes from broken links should be sent to moejackson.com@gmail.com so that both Moe and I can judge the bribes.

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

mimi ~ LUKE Wilson! Oh, yes. I can't past that fucker Owen's nose. I'm sorry.

farmgirl
farmgirl

I have to say...that the bastardly female readers are obviously starving for some pics of the mens, judging from the extensive "want list" that has been posted here today.

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

"Harrison Ford to Brad Pitt: Here’s your nuts; what’s your hurry?"

I swear to God, DB's Wife ~ Somebody WILL cross stitch me a fucking throw pillow with that on it!

mimi
mimi

How about Owen Wilson?

I know he has a funky nose, but I really think he is cute.

Or Olivier Martinez?

farmgirl
farmgirl

Goran Visnjic-GOOD call DB's Wife. That is the only reason I watch lame ass ER anymore. I couldn't believe when the skanky nurse ditched him...um that TOTALLY would not happen that way in real life. Who would give up that hot piece who is a doctor on top of it?!

motif8
motif8

What the hell happened to his chest? I want to see a real man--a hairy man, not some made-up Ken-doll.

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

Ha! Now you have Alessandra Ambrosio AND this..... I am expecting a nice flurry of Ryan Reynolds pics on here in the morning when I come to sit at my work desk. Thanks! :D

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

Oh! Go to my post that says "scratch that, try this...." somehow the link is my post............

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

GMAVQ -- this is why I heart you, you sexxxy bitch, GREAT TASTE IN MEN. Harrison was my first movie crush. Yes he's older - who cares - but think Harrison circa Blade Runner (Oh my sweet Ganesh was he divine). Johnny Depp, yes. I don't care if he's a part time pole smoker, because really, who isn't? George Clooney, mais oui, bien sur... Goran Visnjic... fun to look at WITH AN ACCENT.

Mike Tyson? Are you joking? As a rule, rapists aren't sexy and shitboxcrazynutsiecoocoo muthafuckas that eat other people's ears are even less so. That cat is a FREEEEEEEK.

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

ok, it's still doing it, so just insert an underscore at the beginning and end of the words in italics................

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

it did it again! ok, it's labrea_edits/pages/LaBrea0077_RT16.htm

try that on the end of http://scottnathan.com/

the post keeps deleting the underscores........

Moose
Moose

I'm hoping to help out Jacquelyn with her Ryan Reynolds request by providing some pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio because she is fucking hot.

Picture #1Picture #2Picture #3

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

Jackson, what's your email? I can email it to you, I don't know what the deal is, it's an archive pic and there might be restrictions on it.............

Jackson
Jackson

um...so i don't know what happend to the hyperlink but i've tried opening the page w/ it being

labreaedits/page/

labrea/edits/pages/

labrea_edits/page/

what's the correct URL?

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

I know, it didn't work....... give me time.... it will

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

Mike Tyson? WTF? You're just trying to instigate some smack. Besides, it's your beloved 'darkies' that are always pictured going for Mike. Acceptable Man Meat not yet suggested:

Harry Connick Jr. (Circa anytime post 'Hope Floats'. That is firm. No early Harry. He was not the shit.)

Harrison Ford (Circa anytime pre 'Calista Flockhart'.)

George Clooney (Circa the later the better.)

Jude Law

Who am I forgetting, ladies? Help a sistah out, will ya?

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

lol!!! Fine!! I will have to do some research, so give me time. :)

farmgirl
farmgirl

Alexa looks to be saying "Welcome to my trailer big boy. Want to help me cook some Meth?"...

Jackson
Jackson

Jacquelyn, though Alexa Havins is a tasty looking snowbunnie....did you not see the bribe that farmgirl gave me?!?!? ow!!!!!....that was some major heat!!!!

farmgirl
farmgirl

Alexa pic looks a little crackwhorish. Hope that is a good enough bribe to get Jackson to post another one for the ladies?

farmgirl
farmgirl

PLEASE no Mike Tyson. He gives me nightmares. Now Matt McC on the other hand...he gives me the other type of dreams. ;)

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

Gia, check it out

Brian Klotz Image

.......... he's ripped, too, and I just think he's super hot......... my taste's might be strange, but I had to get my secret crush out there! lol :)

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

ok, this is my bribe...... it's not me........ I am a Mormon mother of one, so I can't be super hot, but I will send a pic of me if bothered enought...... :)

http://www.alexahavins.com/GalleryDetail.asp?Id_Photo=39

This is Alexa Havins (she plays Babe Carey on All My Children), and there are more @ http://www.alexahavins.com/GalleryListing.asp?Id_PhotoCategory=1 if you want to check her out.

Now, give me Ryan Reynolds! He played Van Wilder (in National Lampoon's Van Wilder) and George Lutz in the new Amityville Horror. He is also in "Waiting", which is a movie about waiting tables. It will be out soon and it looks hilarious!

Gia
Gia

i think matthew is very sexy. johnny depp also hot.

isnt ryan reynolds engaged to alanis morrisette?? eeewww!! i dont think i can think he is that hot if he is banging horseface.

Nemo
Nemo

I also have to second that I don't love him either, and I am a white girl (though I'm guessing the majority of girls in general find him to be repulsive).

Daenerys
Daenerys

NO we dont! Tyson is one scary mother fucker! He's also an animal, if he bites off ears imagine what would happen in the bedroom? ouch! He looks unhuman and evil, but hey I still will pay money to see him fight!

Moelicious
Moelicious

we gotta find some photos of Mike Tyson for you girls.

For those who are white, rumor has it that white girls love him!

Nemo
Nemo

Typo, it is supposed to be "moody" not moddy.

Nemo
Nemo

I can't say he does anything for me. Maybe the last picture on the first page, but... I'd have to say I'm another of those girls who likes their boys moddy and rockstar skinny rather than beefcake; Jonathan Rhys Meyers, for example.

O Lordy
O Lordy

You guys all make me laugh so much. Always make me smile....VIVA LA FEMALE BASTARDLY POSTERS!