Bai Ling's Nipples Lurk @ Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Premiere


Bai Ling’s open for some Kiss Kiss Bang-Bangin’!

Man, if only Bai Ling remembered to sport the bunny ears & bring along Hef as her date, she would’ve been the perfect Bunny!

Bai Ling’s outfit is strategically perfect in its design & function. It’s very accommodative for quickies with high profile personalities that attend such premieres. She’s Chinese & therefore, naturally very shrewd in all her actions.

In one swift motion, she can let her 10-inch nipples out of their cage for gentle nibbling or of course, expose her tunnel of love to allow deep-pocked & highly networked individuals a tour of Bai Ling Province inside her sexy bod!

Ok, enough bullshitting…

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Dave
Dave

She has the breasts of a 10 year old boy and nipples of a lactating mother. Disgusting, but I'd still do her.

BucksPrivates
BucksPrivates

All I know is Bai ling and her amazin' bumps suuuuuurrrrre do make my Eiffel Tower! You KNOW, with that body , artistic sensibility and overall kookyness, that has got to be some SERIOUSLY dope atomic coochie on the sexual tip!!!

Fantomet
Fantomet

Bai Ling is wild, cute and beautiful! She has an open minded, charming and nice personality. She is humorous, intelligent and she is a really talented actress!!!

Beaner
Beaner

Sueño con las labias deliciosas largas del Bai Ling de la prueba. Insertaré mi lengüeta húmeda en su twat listo. Ejaculate en sus dos puntos. La ahogaré con la esperma. El Bai Ling es un dios envía a toda la clase martian.

Fantomet
Fantomet

I think she is a cutie!!!

Nodakgirl
Nodakgirl

DISAGREE. I find that most Asians have long torsos and short little-bitty legs...so they kind of "scoot-around" or do a mini-waddle. Now,...those are DIFFICULT physiological constraints, so slutty attire and CUs in skin magazines ESSENTIAL to compensate. However, since a great many American males are "enchanted" with the "submissive Asian woman" stereotype, as long as she breathes and a tube of some sort of lubricant's nearby incase she's warm -- but NOT moist -- she's AOK for lots of horny-man action.

BTW: Upon closer analysis, I realize that these are NOT nip's nips. These are, indeed, BUMPERS. Because of the tradition of Asian peoples' homelands being overrun with population and everywhere you go there are people-people-PEOPLE...it is evolutionary that the Asian race "grow bumpers" to assist in those packed-like-sardines situations...like city streets, subways, elevators, cruise ships and the Starbuck's at Hollywood & Highland.

Gia
Gia

the outfit is horrendous & bai ling as a whole package isnt sexy, but i honestly do think if she dressed better her body would look sexier. the clothes she wears are not flattering at all. i think most thin or fit & even curvy bodies are sexy. lots of different body types can be sexy.

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

Dearest DB's Wife ~I was so traumatized by our 'tiff', I took 2 Seconal, 1 Xanax and 4 Vicodin. (Washed down with a couple of shots of tequila with a Corona chase.) It's my nerves, dahling, I'm just so... sensitive. Just as soon as I am able to walk, I shall find that martini glass and hurl that bad boy against the fireplace!

Oh, and just between you and me, I was totally just saying that about size not mattering, as it's all dude's running this site and I want them to think I'm nice like that. Ha!

Capt. Tripps
Capt. Tripps

Mmmm, yes, I agree. Her boobs are at least even (it appears) and they don't have that gross saggy swatch of skin in the cleavage.

kami
kami

at least her breast looks better than donatella's

Capt. Tripps
Capt. Tripps

Hmmmm, I don't know about the less promiscuous part. She (puppy) tends to be a neighborhood slut. I'm sure she and Bai would get along famously....I'm sure the smell is the same though.

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

GMAVQ we may say that size doesn't matter, but OH MY GOD YES IT DOES. If I'm expecting the six inch sub from Subway, for example, and they give me a cocktail weinie, no matter how good a cocktail weinie or how nice the weinie packaging is, I'm going to be pissed off!

But we do disagree about the Asian issue... and, as you said, usually I think your tastes are excellent, as they mirror mine (except on this issue). I still think you're a damn sexxxy bitch, dear. I guess now we have something to scream shrilly at each other and hurl martini glasses about. Isn't that cute? We disagreed!

Tripps - HA HA HA Gramp's pup is probably cuter, less promiscuous and smells better too!

Capt. Tripps
Capt. Tripps

My Grandpa has a female Bull Mastif and that dog has SMALLER nipples than this woman and the dog is like 150 pounds. Now that I think about it, the dog weighs more than her too.

brown_qt
brown_qt

Gia were you being serious when you said "sexy body"? girl, your perception of sexy is way off. Just look at her from the neck to about where her cat tits begin. That looks like a man's chest!! From all the semen she drinks and all the sugar it has you would've thought she would be more "normal" looking.

Daenerys
Daenerys

nipples of mass destruction! haha, classic...good one Moose

Moose
Moose

Anyone else notice how red her eyes are?

Not that an altered state of mind would excuse her for possessing such terrifying Nipples of Mass Distruction.

Gia
Gia

i know its customary to trash bai ling, but i still think her body is nice even though she is a skank.

she has a seriously goofy muppet face, but i think she has a good body. freakish nips, but overall its a sexy body.

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

Say it ain's so, DB!!!! Alas, there IS an area with which I must disagree with your otherwise superb taste. (Superb, as it is generally in sync with my own.) Sadly, I suffer from some sort of 'Asian Aversion'. I can't help it. I've TRIED to warm up to the culture: The shiny black furniture, the way they always sound totally pissed off, eating with sticks... I'm sorry to inform you, I find their physical appearance quite unappealing. The men are, ugh, just so embryotic. Small. Hairless. And I can't help but assume, not 'packing', if you know what I mean. And I think that you do. NOT THAT SIZE MATTERS, of course.

snakegoddess
snakegoddess

she has a nice oriental face though, not too chinky.

Beaner
Beaner

Wow thats a funny post.

TheChef
TheChef

Yup, sounds about right. Bai Ling exposed:

Cold, spoiled, and has lots of semen in her. From lots of different men.

WHOOHOOO!

I still like them nipples though

Kristine
Kristine

db's wife - love it, so true

Escobar
Escobar

HAHAHA!!! More Bai Ling...ow!!!

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

I'm sorry, the woman is skanky (in my opinion). Not skanky in a good way, either (there is such a thing). Her nipples are scarey, too. It's like like the fembots from Austin Powers -- does Bai Ling have guns in her jumblies? Sure looks that way!

This is a shame because I likes me the Asians more than anyone (on the scale of attractiveness). Seeing Bai Ling is like looking forward to your Kung Pao chicken all week long only to find it has WAY too much MSG. And it's cold. And spoiled. And there's semen in it. From a lot of guys.

onehitter
onehitter

Sunken titties or not, those nip's could take an eye out if you don't have your safety glasses on.

shakalaka
shakalaka

she's got sunken tits...they are really way down her chest..teeheehee

Scrumpy
Scrumpy

"bruce lees" - excellent.

She can always get herself a job as a coat hanger

J&M
J&M

My word! She has Bruce Lees like a battleship's rivets!

(Def: "Bruce Lees": noun (plural) "Hard nips").