Monthly Archives: November 2005
I’m happy to report that we have a community volunteer who’s willing to take up the task of doing these links! We’ll do proper introductions once things start rollin’! A big thanks to all two of you who bothered to email. Bastards.
Have fun with these linkies!!
* Jennifer Garner is about to hit her 18th month of pregnancy. [Celebrity Baby Blog]
* Keanu Reeves is fucked up. Before it’s too late, somebody better help the poor guy. [Just Jared]
* Sienna Miller: Not only does she sleep with a manwhore every night of the week, she tries to attack members of the paparazzi. [A Socialite’s Life]
* Drunk Tara got a Boobie Upgrade just in time for the 2006 award season! Ow!! [cityrag]
* Stephen Colbert is a hilarious bastard! God daaaayum! [onegoodmove]
* Vanessa Marcil looks tired, sexed-up & worn out. Vanessa, call me for sloppy 3000s!! [Hollywood Tuna]
* Vince and J. Aniston: Officially the most boring couple. Ever. [POPSUGAR]
Here’s the full pic from above.
Starting from Korea, let’s go clockwise w/ their sexy names: So-Young Kim, Renata SoÃ±Ã©, Nadine Njeim & Monica Spear
I went through the list & chose a few favorites (I missed El Salvador!!!). I wish I had more scandalous pics of my top choices—you know, all of them drunk & maybe skinny-dipping or possibly wrestling in the pool of mud (naked). Ok, I’ll pause briefly to allow all you guys to absorb the last sentence.
Ok, on that note, let’s check out a few of the other women.
Madonna should become one of those artists who only goes into the studio, does her job & earns millions. There is no reason to tour like it’s 1990! Have mercy on us, Madge.
Hopefully Maxim doesn’t email us to sue us for posting this pic.
Pictures of Christina’s wedding in December’s OK! Magazine
I’ll probably always be Christina Aguilera’>Christina Aguilera professionally, but I’m thinking of changing some legal things and going by my middle name Maria and his last name. [SF Gate]
Christina, why are you making the inevitable divorce process even more complicated?
Before I forget, the Official Bastardly Over/Under of the number of months this marriage will last is 24 months—before Christmas, 2007! Godspeed, Mr. & Mrs. Bratman!
If any of you bastardly visitors are interested in heading up The Bastardly Evening News, please email! You can have creative control, damn it!
Ok with that in hand, the pic above has been collecting dust on our photo server, so I figure why not throw it in with this post. The Olsen Monkeys are still pissed-off about Paris swinging on that crazy Greek dude’s penis. I am dying to hear about a Slut vs. Monkey fight go down at one of these yuppy fashion shows. Go Monkeys!!
* Tommie’s slave child having a boy named William Oscar? What next? [Glitterati]
* Mischa’s making the ugliest mistake of her life. [Hollywood Tuna]
* Perez Hilton defines Picasso & shows off some gay-ass photos [Perez Hilton]
* Bloody Nick Lachey has remarried—already!! [Pop Sugar]
* Christopher Knight: The luckiest Brady in the world!! Damn you!!! [A Socialite’s Life]
* Ganja link of the day! We gotta head back to Costa Rica, God damn it! [cityrag]
* Kazakhstan Threatens To Sue Borat. Hilarious!! [Yeeeah]
Just what you want to see (again): A really rich girl going from looking average to resembling someone just released from a terrible concentration camp.
Unless Nicole loses another 20 pounds (and dies as a result), I promise this will be the last batch of Nicole Ritchie weight loss photos. If anyone unlocks the secret to her 10 month turn-around please do share as I’m sure many average-sized girls are dying to get to that elusive 30-50lb weight range!
Notice how it’s not Asian guys getting fresh w/ her… notice those rug burns on her knees. Damn her!!!
…but I still think she’s hot.
Monkey with soft drink in Lopburi, Thailand. Funky lookin’ Olsen Monkey in NYC. Images come courtesy of Getty Images.
Here @ The Bastardly, we never pass up an opportunity to post pictures of monkeys. With the world renowned (not really) Monkey Festival in northern Thailand going on, we decided to post cool pictures from the festival in conjunction with the Olsen Monkeys!
Enjoy, fellow monkey lovers!