Curley Jackie Guerrido @ Premios Juventud Awards 2005

Jackie Guerrido goin’ w/ a grungy, Paulina Rubioesque look. I personally liked her w/ the straight hair, but I guess nothing’s wrong w/ some healthy experimentation if you’re already amazingly hot, right? Regardless, once your line of sight gets below the neck, it’s like jumping into an endless ocean of rose petals, my friends. MILF heaven, I tell you!!

Here are a few snaps from the award show. Keep an eye on Jackie’s killer thighs. Those babies are potentially lethal, for God’s sake!!

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18 comments
dre dog
dre dog

how in the heel can u fuking idiots call this godess fat her curvacious hips lucious thighs huge tits and the part eveyone leaves out is her ginormous aaaaasssssssss! its hard for people that short and curvy to stay so much in shape! stop hatin bitches!

junior
junior

how tall is this little girl she look hot and like 4'10 looking like under 5 ft tall

atykon
atykon

wow! what a milf!im so glad im straight(lol)

Jiraiya
Jiraiya

Hey farmgirl, her legs are stumpy... shes like 5 feet tall.

Sunny
Sunny

Pluck the eyebrows, scrub up with hot soapy water, and get that fat ass on the StairMaster!

Gia
Gia

she is greasy looking with ugly legs. i am so not impressed.

the_jeenyus
the_jeenyus

she does kinda have stumpy legs but she is in no way FAT. whoever made that comment has a disturbing image of women. other then her legs this woman is very attractive.

Moelicious
Moelicious

SHe;s tooo fat?!?!?

Damn you people.

read her interview that we did earlier this year...enlighten yourselves!!

don't_label_me
don't_label_me

anyone notice that she's trying to cover-up some zits?

warrenb
warrenb

She's too fat. Thunderthighs....I like en skinny

Jackson
Jackson

yes farmgirl, you are correct... now if we throw Giselle Blondet into the mix too...

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

Jesus! Look at her stumps in the bottom pic. A mini skirt and boot combo, when you have legs like a dwarf, is a very bad idea... Unless you are Kate Moss, it's a VERY bad idea indeed. Not to mention, this bitch is just plain deformed. Oh, and the hair... the perm apparently caused serious breakage, as there are merely occasional strands of that dirty, greasy shit hanging off her head.

Joe
Joe

Dear Farmgirl,

I think her hair looks great. It looks like she just got out of the shower, or like she might look after having long and passionate sex on a hot and humid day. Speaking of sex, her legs are not stumpy. They look strong, yet very feminine. She can do squats over me, or wrap them around me anytime. Farmgirl, if you are half as beautiful as Jackie, you can wear your "side pony" and join us for a three-some.

farmgirl
farmgirl

I guess men have the power to overlook these things, but seeing as how I have no sexual attraction to her I find this look very "yuck". She looks like she needs a shower! (I probably shouldn't have said that, now all the guys are imagining Jackie shower scenes)

Beaner
Beaner

Even if she were my step-sister I would still hit it from the back.

Jackson
Jackson

well, you know me... i never got complaints w/ whatever look jackie does.

aaarrrgghhhwwoooo!!!!!!!!!!

farmgirl
farmgirl

Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. I am disappointed. That outfit makes her legs look stumpy and the hair...oh the hair. It reminds me of high school when all the slutty white girls who wanted to be black got perms and put tons of gel/mousse/whatever in it so it looked wet in the morning and crispy by the time they got on the bus to go home. Jackie. You're SO much better than this look. PLEASE don't do it again. I know us girls like to have fun and experiment once in a while, but I haven't seen one this bad since I wore a side pony in 5th grade.