T's the word: A Bastardly Matchup Preview?

The first blows were issued at this comment. Now that we’ve got the pics from T we need to get pics from UglyRiceBowl. Yes folks, I know you want to see this matchup, just as much as you wanted to see this matchup. But if we don’t get pics from UglyRiceBowl this matchup just might never make it to The Bastardly. Here’s a taste of what T has to offer this most-hyped potential matchup.

Will UglyRiceBowl accept the challenge? Or does the silence from her already give us indication that she’s too intimidated by T?!?! Come clean URB!!!!


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brown_qt
brown_qt

I agree that t's a very pretty girl, but who's the albino in the background?

Jacquelyn
Jacquelyn

T, you are very beautiful, and you have tons of self confidence and a good outlook. I am sure you would still be just as beautiful in a turtleneck and sans-makeup, so.......... good job!

T's the word
T's the word

PollyPrissyPants,

Thanks for the compliment. Pale skin is often a side effect of living up north in an area that is cold 9 out of the 12 months. I remedied for myself by moving immediately to Florida so I can get cancer that much quicker. =P

Regarding the nude photos of me. I took those for my fiance for personal use. If they were distributed without my consent....well, what can I say? That's the danger of being a female who wants to pose for her man. You know, maybe I should start dating women. I have never heard of a woman passing around her partner's personal photos!

X-Ray
X-Ray

Are Beaner and Randy the same dude?

Beaner
Beaner

T, have you ever licked a butthole? Curious?

PollyPrissyPants
PollyPrissyPants

Oh yeah, and T? Don't look now but I think the guy behind you is a vampire or at least extremely anemic. YIKES!

PollyPrissyPants
PollyPrissyPants

T, in my humble opinion you are gorgeous. But you have too much makeup on. You don't need it baby!!! If I'd looked like you at that age I'd own the world right now. Wow. Good for you sistah.

But for real, go light on the pencils. Totally unecessary.

I vote T! T all the way!!

J
J

chitown......I have them. But I promised not to send them out unless I had permission from T. I learned the first time never to anger the goddess. Especially if I want to retain "T on a topless beach" viewing rights as she promised. But thats only if I behave, so its up to her......

T? Anything you'd like to add? hehe

Jackson
Jackson

You'd think w/ all this goading on that URB would respond!?!??! what more must i do to get her to accept the matchup?!?!

X-Ray
X-Ray

Okay Jackson, if URB doesn't show, I say you have in your hands a "Hot chick of the day!" It would be a major waste to keep those pictures out of our reach! She is DAMN FINE!!!!!

snakegoddess
snakegoddess

What a fucking pig! must be a bitch on pillowcases with that shit that's greasin her hair up so much! hopefully the hair is washed at night or at least the sheets are!

chitown hustle
chitown hustle

If u read the string from a couple months ago and you will then learn that there wuz nudes of her that peeople were getting.

onehitter
onehitter

Jackson has the pic's dude but you won't see anybody nekkid on here so keep your pants on. He is waiting for URB (Ugly Rice Bowl) to send in her pic's so that he can do a matchup between the two.

chitown hustle
chitown hustle

What I want to know is who's holding the nudes of T? And why are they keeping them to themself. Can someone make my day and give me the answer to this question?

onehitter
onehitter

Emmm, T's looking Daaaamn Sexy here. She isn't getting PO'ed and defensive about the negative bullshit being said about her either.... which is all the more sexy.

C'mon URB, watchagot!

Renn
Renn

her eyebrows and big smile kind of scare me

Jackson
Jackson

T, i just checked out your 'no makeup' pic and you're looking good there too!!! much props!! oh we so want URB to get some pics at us now!!!! where you at URB!!?!?!!??!??!?!

Nancy
Nancy

T's very pretty.

T's the word
T's the word

Nodakgirl, so angry for someone who obviously has a talent for words. Use it for good, not evil, my dear. haha.

Anyways. Calm down, there is no reason to get further upset (responding to your comment, "And it pisses me off") . I am sending a photo without makeup...just waiting for my digital camera battery to charge....

What is wrong with a woman who wants to dress sexy when she is going out? Btw, if you are going to insinuate that I am slutty be mindful that I have been in a committed relationship for 6 years and I am was able to graduate from a college Cum Laude and is currently the youngest exec. in her company. (Sigh) Why do I even bother defending myself on this website? Oh yeah...now I remember....I am human. ;)

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

(wiping the pig slopp from her chin...she waddles and backs away from trough...then clears her throat by grunting thru snout.) Oink! J! Oink-Oink! Dude! Suuuuuuu-Weeeeee Dude! Sorry, true story: girl gets an "F" in art class with her pencils.

Not commenting on her bangability. She gets an "A" for that (cuz she's breathing, right?) No, if you saw this chick up close...you'd see the DARK COLORED TRACK that she's outlined her lips with...and a drawn-in SHARP, unnatural "v" under the nose... filled-in with a lighter-colored lipstick. Likewise, eyebrows will appear applied with a Sharpie marker.

It's so Wal-Mart off-the-rack to take lunch at The Ivy. She's a cosmetics application mistake. And it pisses us off. Because she's a gorgeous chick. Warning: it's this same mindset that has us gals picking out your clothes for you, helping you with style issues and how to wear the hair sprouting from your cranial cap or cute, dimpled chin...

tammy#2
tammy#2

J, no need to get hostile. nobodys denying the fact that T is an attractive chick. If you like your women with caked on make-up, thats your deal. i thought the other picture of T was much more attractive because the smile we see here looks kind of unnatural and fiendish. anyhow, feel free to come back with some more trollish comments, J.

Daeneyrs
Daeneyrs

You are beautiful T, I thought so the first time when I saw the hiromi matchup, and you have guts, a lot more than I can say, we all appreciate that

J
J

Tammy and Nodakgirl.....are you two retarded or just stupid? T's face is absolutely gorgeous....are we looking at the same picture?

Scary? Too much makeup? You sweat-hogs should probably go eat at the trough and not make comments such as those about this girl.

T's the word
T's the word

Geez, there's no pleasin' you people....or should I say there's no pleasin' you "women"?

Some photos compliment the face, some the body. hehe. In any event, a photo with no make up will be sent to Bastardly for good measure. By the way, Bank Locater, they are brown, not black. The garish lighting coupled with the camera flash was unforgiving and....well...let's just say that the top wasn't "see through" when I put it on. =P

Daeneyrs
Daeneyrs

So Tammy did really get booted...awe dangit! I wanted to see if she read anymore of that book! She ticked me off on more than one occasion but for the most part she just posted the same regurgitated shit way to much.

BankLocater
BankLocater

Those are some big ole black nipples or am I seeing things?

Beaner
Beaner

well tammy #2, do you have big ol titties?

Jackson
Jackson

yeah tammy (aka TAMMY#2) , you're right... we got rid of that chick the other week.

tammy
tammy

OK i think i should clear something up.

vdaddy and beaner (and whoever else) - i think you've got me mistaken for another tammy.

i will hereforth sign off as

TAMMY#2

Beaner
Beaner

Tammy, you got some big ass titties dont you? You ought to bust them babies out on here for a match up.

tammy
tammy

while T does look pretty sexy (from the other picture, anyway) this one makes her face look pretty scary.

anyway

c'mon, URB, bring it

Charlie Bucket
Charlie Bucket

This girl is pretty hot. I look forward to seeing the rest

Jackson
Jackson

this is only a tasting of what T sent us for her Bastardly Matchup... the rest will be posted once we get some ammo from URB.....so if you guys want more, you gotta goad on URB to accept the challenge!!!

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Immediate reax: kabuki mask.

Somebody! Take this girl's lip-liner and eyebrow pencils away from her! She's used them in performing 2nd-degree assault -- on her own face.

Beaner
Beaner

Holy shit, this girl is really sexy. URB is gonna run and hide. I think we need to beg T for more scandalous pics. She got it, we need to see it.