Jordan Bratman Officially Married To Christina Aguilera

Jordan Bratman falls into the same boat as that poor bastard, JC Chasez. He’s pretty much sleeping with a hot chick who he knows is also sleeping around w/ half of her male acquaintances—in Christiana’s case, these acquaintances fall into three distinct categories:

1. Most black musicians — The “keeping it real & in the streets” sexual acquaintances
2. JT when Cameron’s working or thousands of miles away — The “I feel like gambling with my life” sexual acquaintance
3. Or of course, those purely sexual acquaintances when Christina doesn’t want to go back home & sleep with Jordan Bratman.

Even with all this in hand, we still feel pretty good for Jordy b/c let’s admit it, if a dude is getting his share of ass from a girl who likes to share with other dudes, everything’s still cool! Plus, Christina’s adultery-ridden lifestyle provides countless “Cheat on me” passes available for redemption during scandalous b-trips to S. America (assuming he feels the need to hook-up with your average, everyday Brazilian hottie).

Bottomline: A big, bastardly congrats to Mr. Jordan Bratman.

Here are few more pics from his big weekend!

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hooligan
hooligan

antizionst

you are fucking right mate!

antizionst
antizionst

Yes, Jordan Buttman is a cheap jew.

U just have to take a look on him, if u dont know that a guy with a name Bratman is an echte...

Jordan is just making it worse.

The question is: Is X-Tina a jew too? A jewish male like bratman would never want a child from a non jewish girl, coz the jews consider a person a true jew whose mother was jewish. For jews only the maternal side that counts, so i dont think a big fucking jew like this Buttman would risk his kid being a non-jew in the eyes of real jews.

However, we goyims - AKA humans - consider all of them disgusting jewish pigs.

Moreover, i would never be able to beleive that a real hot girl like X-Tina would want a fucking jewish pondró from a fucking jew like Buttman,if she wasnt a jew too.

If she is a fucking jewish whore, then she is only good for being fucked by many goyims, so guys pls dont hurt X-Tina for doing that.

Sara
Sara

YOUR FULL OF SHIT FUCKIN HATER!! YOUR JUST MADD SHE GETS FUCKED MORE THAN YOU DO:)

Sid
Sid

Whether or not Christina Aguilera is a whore, slut, or skank is not the issue. The issue is does she act a like whore, slut, or skank on stage, in her music videos, and in the lyrics of her songs. Of course, the answer is she does. She acts like a whore, stut or skank on stage, in her music videos, and in the lyrics of her songs. It's undeniable. Now, in real life is she really that way? I'll let you be the judge, but if I were a betting man, I would bet a large sum that she is.

Jenny
Jenny

you people are too funny!!!! anyways I think Jordan is cute

Paul
Paul

Oh well go figure, look at who Raquel Welsh married. I guess opposites attract.

Braziliana
Braziliana

People say that Christina is a whore, but I doubt that if men like the ones she ust to date went giving sugar out to the girls that talk shit about her,that they wouldn't shag with someone like Enrique Englases and Fred Durst..............PPPPPPPPPPPPLllllllllleeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeeeeee!!!!! People who talk shit about her sexual apitight are are just jealous ( Enveja).........

Cassie
Cassie

He is pretty jewish. But anyways, Roxanne, can you speak in english please?

Kiki
Kiki

I think Bratman is a jew! Am I right? :)

Roxanne
Roxanne

he he he dese peeps are sooo sad 2 be watching ova peeps y don't u all just get a LIFE and mind grown peoples bidness !!!!!!!!!!

Cassie
Cassie

Stud? I hope you know that's the male version of whore...

J&M
J&M

Sloppy seconds!

Bratman must like shagging a bird with a snatch like a bill poster's bucket.

Scrumpy
Scrumpy

Fuck, you could use those ears for hang gliding!

yasmin
yasmin

i don't think she's blaming you moe... i think she's just saying why support it?

Moelicious
Moelicious

ya, man, I must agree with you.

There is a definite double standard. Guys who sleep around are not manwhores, but pimps or total studs, as T suggests. Girls who sleep around are whores. It's not me who makes the rules, alright. You can blame that on society.

María
María

Toco tus sentimientos ????? te sientes perseguida chica ????? la verdad mija es que la mayoria de las escandalosas perritas, son gringuitas jajajajjaa... For those who don't understand the sexiest language of this world I will translate for you: —Did that hurt your feelings????? Did that make you feel insecure????? The truth sweetie is that the majority of those scandalous little ho's are spoiled white girls.— ¿Que tal?

non-anglo chica !
non-anglo chica !

Toco tus sentimientos ????? te sientes perseguida chica ????? la verdad mija es que la mayoria de las escandalosas perritas, son gringuitas jajajajjaa, whatever! take it easy... ;)

Miss Ticky
Miss Ticky

You racist, sexist, pigs.

Where do you get off calling all anglo women sluts?

gia
gia

dont forget all the girls she has sex with too...isnt she bisexual & always hanging out at lesbian clubs?

T
T

You mean studs??

TS

Judiciously
Judiciously

I love you guys but there's an overkill tendency here to label women whores, when the biggest whores I've ever known in real life have always been men. More men should be labeled the whores that they are. You have famously whorish men like Gene Simmons or Usher who have slept with thousands.