Jordan Bratman falls into the same boat as that poor bastard, JC Chasez. He’s pretty much sleeping with a hot chick who he knows is also sleeping around w/ half of her male acquaintances—in Christiana’s case, these acquaintances fall into three distinct categories:
1. Most black musicians — The “keeping it real & in the streets” sexual acquaintances
2. JT when Cameron’s working or thousands of miles away — The “I feel like gambling with my life” sexual acquaintance
3. Or of course, those purely sexual acquaintances when Christina doesn’t want to go back home & sleep with Jordan Bratman.
Even with all this in hand, we still feel pretty good for Jordy b/c let’s admit it, if a dude is getting his share of ass from a girl who likes to share with other dudes, everything’s still cool! Plus, Christina’s adultery-ridden lifestyle provides countless “Cheat on me” passes available for redemption during scandalous b-trips to S. America (assuming he feels the need to hook-up with your average, everyday Brazilian hottie).
Bottomline: A big, bastardly congrats to Mr. Jordan Bratman.
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