Mischa Barton & Cisco Adler Doin' The Beach Foreplay Thing


Cisco/XPac & Mischa en la playa

Previous participants include:

1. J. Alba – I give her credit for making this popular.
2. Paris Hilton & Stavros Niaksdalkjdkaljchos made out, humped & rode ATVs (while making out) on the beach. This quite possibly led to amazing sex in the ocean, as well as back in the hotel room. Damn them.

Ok, a couple words on this new dude that Mischa’s bangin’ these days. Actually that last statement should probably be the other way around b/c I’m 98% sure that Mr. Alder is in control of the relationship. Just a hunch.

Regardless of who’s in control, I gotta say, Cisco is indeed a very lucky bastard. Even though I’ve tagged Mischa as being wildly overrated, it doesn’t really mean a thing. The girl from neck down is very hot, so naturally when the lights are dimmed real low (or off, in this case), it’s game on, baby. Congrats to Cisco for networking his rockstar penis into Mischa’s life. Ow!

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18 comments
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U guys are all weird! Mischa Barton is perfectly fine!

U CRITICIZERS DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING ESLE TO DO WITH YOUR TIME!

londontola
londontola

her face is fine but she has the oddest body. few ever notice because they're too busy falling all over themselves for how "it" she is....she has this waify torso that makes some think she's anorexic, but then she has these disproportionately wide hips and a wide flat arse, and her legs are long but they're like tree trunks with thick knees, there's no tone! blech...you can't convince me that's a "hot hollywood body", i'll take my unfamous dancer's body any day! but the girl dresses herself up well because she usually looks good on the red carpet. she's a creatures who looks better with more clothes on

random
random

i agree with aussie_girl. im guessing half you chicks bagging her are fat with huge asses so i'm guessing you'd have a fuck load more cellulite than her. you can barely see hers. no boobs?? no ass?? her body is perfectly in proportion. atleast mischa's body isn't fake like other celeb's. i'd love to look like her and i'm sure most of you would too.

aussie_gal
aussie_gal

ofcourse its cellulite. She is only human. I think she has the best tits ever, perfect size. I can see why people say she has wide hips etc, but like i say, she is only human, and she can't help the size of her actual hips. I would absolutely love to see all of your bodies in comparison to Mischa's! Also, you mustn't think she's that bad! I mean you wouldn't waste time posting things about someone or something if you didn't give a sh*^.

zamzam
zamzam

this is no secret, she easily has the worst ass anyone has ever seen on a skinny girl. isn't the world tired of her yet?

Lee
Lee

Captian sparrow is that really you?!

justlikehoney
justlikehoney

she has wide ass hips and cankles/piano legs.

O Lordy
O Lordy

She has a rank body, short legs. But why do we expect selebrities to be perfect anyway? They are only human. So its nice to see she is human. But for someone with such a huge ass and fat legs she always looks so skinny in dresses. ROCK ON MISCHA! Smart girl knows how to dress!

Frankie
Frankie

That fat rolling off her hips onto her bikini bottom in the last photo is pretty disgusting. Doesn't this cow own a mirror?

anonymous
anonymous

I actually think her tits are pretty nice for being natural. But of course, nowhere near as awesome as mine.

danielle
danielle

okay she has no boobs, no butt and know shes getting cellulate!!!

gia
gia

yeah, i guess even the scrawny girls can get cellulite. how badly does that suck?

the_jeenyus
the_jeenyus

pic 4-is that cellulate i see on her right leg?

gia
gia

is Crisco, oh wait i mean Cisco..is Cisco's skanky hair attached that tacky bandana?

remove the bandana, there goes the hair!

María
María

I love what you did with Stavros name.