Photos courtesy of two British prostitutes (Michelle Marsh & Lucy Pinder) & their friends. Someone let them on their yacht. I would, too!!
In last evening’s Bastardly News, the one & only Supreme Commander reported on how the late John Lennon’s son is having difficulty finding ladies. I will recap his expert commentary before I proceed.
Speaking of baby killing, the dude that smoked John Lennon should have taken out his kid, Sean Lennon instead. Yes, it sounds bad, but it would have spared homeboy the humiliation you are about to witness. Sean Lennon is running personal ads in the NY Post looking for a girlfriendâ€¦he says he’s â€œlonelyâ€?. Dude, your fucking dad was John motherfucking Lennon – if you can’t work that and get yerself some run-off pussy, just give up and kill yourself now. [Bastardly Evening News, Dec. 28, 2005]
I’m going to assume that Sean’s not finding the girl of his dreams—you know, that special girl who loves him for who he is & not for the money he can throw at their naked bods. Dude, it’s no fucking use. It’s a hopeless cause. Your dad defines your existence and he will define it until you die (unless you discover the cure to herpes or AIDS or can manage to impregnate Angelina Jolie while she’s sound asleep or of course, kill Bruce Willis while he’s high on coke & sexing up one of his 18 year old bitches). So yeah, unless you can pull one of those off, you will always be John Lennon’s son.
On that note, let’s focus on your strength—you know, the money, the power & the undeniable network—to sleep with more women than Michael Jordan (Santa Barbara Basketball Camp in UCSB (UC Santa Barbara) = UCSB = Whore house) & Wilt Chamberlain—combined! After all, you are human male & obviously, by placing the ad for a girlfriend, you’re not gay.
Within the comments to that Bastardly News Report, I suggested buying a yacht. Now, here are some photos of some bitches getting crazy on a yacht that’s owned, most probably, by some rich dude who was also feeling lonely at one point or another…
Please Note: The photos below are definitely not safe for work. There’s plenty of boobie action.
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