Syriana…The Soap Opera! – A Bastardly Run-on Sentence Review

My God, even though I’m fairly fluent in two of the three languages spoken in this movie, I was still lost & I felt very stupid b/c of it, but what the hell can you do when a fucking movie has 30,000 characters (half of them named Ali, Abdul & Mohammed & one dude who ironically goes by ‘Bob’), so yeah as I was saying, the movie goes into all these screwy tangents and tries to pretty much stuff 3 or 4 distinct movies all into one, and they did all this without even showing Amanda Peet’s nipple (not cool), so props to George Cloney & Matt Damon for earning a few points in the hearts of Middle Easterners as they helped to spread some odd version of what the fuck truly goes on behind the scenes of oil politics and w/ that in hand, I would really like to recommend it to anyone who wants to think & read annoying subtitles while watching a movie (I’m more of a black comedy kind of guy) and apart from that, I rang up a fucking 27$ tab w/ 2tix, medium popcorn & a fucking 3 liter glass of a MEDIUM soda.


10 comments
Nodakgirl
Nodakgirl

Aw! Too bad! George, even as a Chubs, is fun to look at.

Won't go, either. Thanks.

Say, if you're going to your friendly neighborhood multi-plex to cough-up more cash for drinks and popcorn than you would for a Porterhouse steak at Morton's... then I give props to these as a great way to part with your hard-earned sheckles --

CAPOTE...GOOD NIGHT & GOOD LUCK...and freakin' WALK the LINE was a pleasant surprise (but Joaquin's always turned my crank)...

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? OK. I'll admit it: I'll be slapping my money down. I'm expecting to be hugely turned on, too. Because... My Sistahz, doesn't it piss you off ladies, how (unlike guys who enjoy chick-on-chick) we gals have NEVER enjoyed man-on-man skin shows? That's cuz the subjects are always icky-squirrelly-hyper-drive-girly-flamers getting done by creepy "leathers" with whacky tats and unusually freaky-trimmed facial hair?

They say straight guys' #1 Sexual Fantasy is girl-girl. Well, if we had access to more HEATH-and-JAKE manly men pairings, we ladies would have a new #1, too... And wouldn't it make you guys CRAZY to hear that seeing YOU with another GUY is a turn-on??? (Dig how we feel now?) See you out in the lobby getting raped for a box of DOTS.

smokeybeardog1
smokeybeardog1

Yeah! PootyTang kicked ass!!, but other than my beloved JarHead there isn't much fare for a War Monger such as myself at the movies

Gia
Gia

i have no desire to even see the trailer of this movie & i love reading & thinking.

ugh, it looks horrendous.

Moelicious
Moelicious

x-ray, i was looking forward to it when I first saw the previews, as well. BUT, I am the same guy who thinks Pootie Tang is an epic, so don't weigh my movie ratings too heavily.

You should definitely consider matinee'ing this thing.

X-Ray
X-Ray

Aw dude! I'm so sorry to read your thoughts on this movie. I was really looking forward to seeing it. Now, not so much. (Buzz-kill.)

Pickel
Pickel

tic, tic, tic...

alkemy
alkemy

Moose, you are one smart motherfucker.

Moose
Moose

And how do you know he/she/it is American?

Amazingly, you've managed to duplicate the very ignorance of the comment that you were attempting to belittle for its ignorance.

Touching. By your logic, you are American as well.

Missy
Missy

you ignorant american twat. how dare you call anyone a terrorist. why don't you educate yourself before speaking

an
an

eww ur arab....... ewwwwwwwwww terrorist