Bastardly Run-on Sentence Review: The Italian Job

I know this flick is seriously old & half the civilized world and all members of the hornybastard world have seen it, but I recently (1.5months back) blockbuster.com’d it only to watch it a few days back, so yeah, I gotta say, the overly melodramatic acting & somewhat cheesy storyline were both kinda blah for me personally, but Charlize Theron—yes, the sexy Charlize Theron—was famazingly hot like no other & made it all worth my time and I must admit, ever since I bloody saw Trial & Error in the theatre (starring Michael Richards, a.k.a. Kramer) & set my eyes on C’s sweet bod in that waitress get-up, I just knew she had tremendous Hollywood potential & for that very reason, my friends, I just gotta shake my head @ how Marky Mark got no play whatsoever—not even a Theronipple or tongue—in his mouth through the entire movie, except a fatherly peck on Charlize’s forehead, so I’m lead to believe that Marky-Mark’s born again christian side was in play during the filming b/c let’s not bullshit ourselves, Charlize was in the movie to be sexually exploited (thank you, Gods of male-driven society), so I really think it was Marky-Mark who might have passed up the on-screen-dry-hollywood-sex, but that is all bastardly speculation & since we are already in speculation mode, I would like to speculate further that if Marky-Mark doesn’t get a piece of Charlize in the sequel, The Brazilian Job (a blatant example of how Hollywood is dying a slow death in terms creativity), he really has to get a new agent and/or renegotiate his contract for future flicks when he’s starring along aside a sexual Goddess, so with those sweet words in mind, please take a deep-deep breath & check out a few sexy pics of Charlize from the movie.

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snake
snake

Another germanic looking amazon with an admittedly much better face then alot of them. A little predictiable looking though-- her featrures don't leave a ton for the imagation.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

I think Gia rocks! One of the funniest club members on here... but --

I totally disagree with your take on Charlize's acting. FOR SURE: the gal's made some stinker movies with bad story-lines but her acting is pretty damn great despite crappidy-crap-crap stories. I remember seeing her for the 1st Time in "The Devil's Advocate." Wow. I thought this "unknown chick" did a spectacular job of circling the toilet's hole as a woman deteriorating into an absolutely f*cked-up nervous breakdown. PLUS -- she even pulled it off having to act opposite Mr. Stiff (Who Never has any Stiffies for Gals--just Boys): Keanu.

Gia
Gia

she is incredibly gorgeous, but i am sorry, i dont really think she is THAT great of an actress...she was awesome in "Monster", but thats only one out of many mediocre films she has done.

Arika
Arika

charlize is so incredibly sexy! perfect face, perfect body, all around perfect! she's definatly a 10!!

compay brunet
compay brunet

SOUTH AFRICA'S ABSOLUTELY LOVELY......CHARLIZE!!!

AND NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING, BUT ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT IN ALMOST ALL HER MOVIES SHE APPEARS SOMEWHAT NAKED!!!

SHE SHOULD KNOW THAT IF SHE'S DOING IT JUST TO GET THE PARTS, SHE'S DAMN WROOONG!!!! CAUSE SHE'S ONE HELL OF AN ACTRESS!!! WITH OR WITHOUT THE OSCAR!!! YA HEAR ME!!!

BUT WHAT THE HELL, LET HER DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS....CAUSE SHE CAN!!!

THANK YOU, MISS THERON...WE LOVE YOU!!!!

DETRAS DE TI, IMBECIL!!!