Brooke Burns Hurting After Man-Whore Bruce Willis

There’s nothing more depressing than listening to REM’s Everybody Hurts while stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. I swear, the Robot Life truly flash in front of you. Damn you, Robot Life. I need a New Year’s resolution that involves quitting my job & running away (with my Powerbook & 2 of my favorite CDs). Sad, I know.

Also, I was a super busy today, so excuse the lack of updates.

Ok, since we already have Manwhore Bruce Willis crawling around in our heads from the last post (for the two of you who bothered to read it), I want to bring Brooke Burns into the mix. The poor lady looks very weak & even sports a neck brace after a “freak pool accident” (accident = “I’m miserable that Bruce left me for another hottie, so I thought suicide was a viable option”). Brooke, please make sure there’s water in the pool next time you take the plunge… (Ok, that was mean. If you really care, read more about the brace & the accident here.)

Before I close, here are a few recent pics of Brooke (in her blinged-out neck brace, in Manwhore Bruce Willis’ brace & a few airbrushed snaps to remind us of what she looks like w/out the brace).

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