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Brooke Burns Hurting After Man-Whore Bruce Willis

There’s nothing more depressing than listening to REM’s Everybody Hurts while stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. I swear, the Robot Life truly flash in front of you. Damn you, Robot Life. I need a New Year’s resolution that involves quitting my job & running away (with my Powerbook & 2 of my favorite CDs). Sad, I know.

Also, I was a super busy today, so excuse the lack of updates.

Ok, since we already have Manwhore Bruce Willis crawling around in our heads from the last post (for the two of you who bothered to read it), I want to bring Brooke Burns into the mix. The poor lady looks very weak & even sports a neck brace after a “freak pool accident” (accident = “I’m miserable that Bruce left me for another hottie, so I thought suicide was a viable option”). Brooke, please make sure there’s water in the pool next time you take the plunge… (Ok, that was mean. If you really care, read more about the brace & the accident here.)

Before I close, here are a few recent pics of Brooke (in her blinged-out neck brace, in Manwhore Bruce Willis’ brace & a few airbrushed snaps to remind us of what she looks like w/out the brace).

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11 comments
local girl
local girl

What, you left your ugly bodyguard home...or is she still back in Hawaii? Probably left her at the Aloha Stadium flea market! *L*

WS
WS

Like what is with her one eyelash on your left eye?! Uh it looks like so bad, like, she looks like so horrible. Oh my God....Like....yuck.

Arika
Arika

pages 4 through 7 are all pretty hot, but she looks delicious on page 7. bruce willis is pretty sexy too.

Keemee
Keemee

Eewww... Grungy...

Jenna
Jenna

Are those needle marks on her arms..in the 1st pic?

Joe Schmoe
Joe Schmoe

although the pic on pg. 4 is pretty damn hot too.

Joe Schmoe
Joe Schmoe

She was hotter as a brunette, with about 5-10 more lbs on her.

justlikehoney
justlikehoney

im sorry, but her legs are just too far apart. i could park a truck in between them. girlfriend needs to eat a mcgriddle or something...

Kat
Kat

What happened to her breasts? Uh, she probably got the implants taken out. They looked bad when they were big anyway, really unnatural.

Gia
Gia

looks like someone may have gotten addicted to painkillers...she looks...blah!

what happened to her breasts? where did they go? or maybe she just needs a good airbrushing to look hot. i dont know, but she used to look a lot hotter.

her face looks awful horsey now.