The Official "DAMN YOU, CASH WARREN!!" Post

Dude, talk about having the time of your life…That son of a bitch!

Just like J. Aniston’s famous for being the chick who sexed up Brad Pitt, Cash Warren will go down in history for holding the all-exclusive “Have Sex With Jessica Alba anytime you want” Pass. Cash, brother, pass it on to the next guy in line!!!

Now, grab a box of Kleenex (if you’re either lesbian or a heterosexual male) & indulge in the photos below.

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96 comments
ozlem
ozlem

ok guys.. she is really sweet and her body is good.. but.. i dont think that she is reaaaly sexy and attractive. she is a good shaped girl. thats all.. i think my woman type is like megan fox.. you know, more feminen

redlips
redlips

Cash is cute! Jessica has cellulite! YESS!

Adam
Adam

shes fuckin FULL of celuFAT!!!

dimples on a girls FACE is cute.... not on her thighs and ass!!!

get over her already ive seen better looking vomit.

Samuel
Samuel

THIS GUY NEEDS TO EAT A C**K.........HE IS C**K BLOCKIN ME FROM JESSICA ALBA!!!!!!!!!!

rdthug
rdthug

i hate that motherfucker!!!!........ nooooooooooo i wish i was hem!!!!! god deam it why alba!!!? whyyyyy!!!!?

Manwithnoname!
Manwithnoname!

He is a fuckin' nigger! check his imdb profile it say's so on the website. JA is sick, knowing this but still going out with that Monkey.

jinga234
jinga234

She's the most beautiful, amazing and intelligent young woman. Cellulite? what are you talking about, dont tell me none of you here have it & did she say to you she doesnt have any. She's a human being just like all of us. You are so jealous, you just want to be her. Well, that aint gonna happen. Her beau might not be the most good looking guy in your eyes but in hers he is or she wouldnt be with him now, would she. JA is beautiful, sexy, amazing & she's rated no 3 of the top 99 women of 2007. Check out Askmen.com

hannibal
hannibal

fucking cash warren lucky ass bastard. I bet if i could spend 2 days with jessica i could steal her from cash warren.

paul
paul

oh yah i want some of that!

Moker
Moker

She was very beatiful when she played in Dark Angel(Season 1), with her curly hair.

And Honey too, but after that, when she became older she became ugly. with her blond hair and skinny body.

But she was very beautiful when she was 17, 18 and 19 years old.

Really really really pretty

-xx Goodlife (Y)

Moker
Moker

She was very beatiful when she played in Dark Angel(Season 1), with her curly hair.

And Honey too, but after that, when she became older she became ugly. with her blond hair and skinny body.

But she was very beautiful when she was 17, 18 and 19 years old.

Really really really pretty

-xx Goodlife (Y)

25toLife
25toLife

I HAVE NO INTEREST IN CASH WARREN (what kind of parents name their son Cash?), BUT I HAVE THE FEELING THAT HE'LL BE THE ONE BEATEN TO DEATH BY ANGRY FANS. ALBA FANS, CUZ HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

Tom
Tom

Hey if she wants to go out with someone who is not that great looking (like Cash). is not a stuck-up actor asshole, and will treat her like a Godess then why the fuck doesn't she go out with me!!!! I have a lot of things in common with her. I love golf, can "throw down" some chicken wings (she said it on Jimmy Kimmel), and, of course, would love to go to the super bowl with her. And right before the game, make love to her under the stars at the tailgating party. I would treat her like the Godess that she is. I would love to just have one chance to make her see how much better I can be than Cash. Oh, and since she loves Coldplay so much, "In My Place" or "Clocks" could be our wedding song.

Peace and Love-Tom

PS. Hey BigMike could you get her e-mail adress and number from your friend. I would really like to take an initiative her and show her my "BALLS" such as Cash Warren did.

Dudeeee
Dudeeee

HE lies! and yes it does,it means it

thick n long
thick n long

#78 your NOT vito, so STFU and get on with your life. for gods sake, he fought in iraq! give him some credit, most of the soliders who make it out of there alive are a little crazy, but i did read another comment about how he runs his brothers business, goes to school and takes care of his gramma. lies? who fucking knows, but dont call him gay, and just because a man dosent like her it dosent mean hes gay, and just because a girl dosent like her dosent make her jealous. to each his own.

furthermore, her butt does look a little dimply.

tian
tian

hello i think that you should leave these people alone, they are nice looking couple anyone who has anything bad to say must be bombaclaut jealous, dem just wish that they were in they shoes, get a life people this is my filast comment as i got better things to do with my time like work and make my own money

VITO
VITO

HEY ALL. i HATE slobba becouse i m GAY.

Dudeeee
Dudeeee

I can 't believe she didn t dumped that lucky basterd yet..

Meohmy
Meohmy

cash went to yale, not harvard, and i doubt he was in the top of the class. but he was a cool guy overall. i cant believe he's with alba though. thats just too much for me.

tolula
tolula

I love how when other women are jealous of a beautiful girl all they can say is "She's fat" or "look at her cellulite". WTF, what human doesn't have body fat? And when did having the correct amount of body fat become a bad thing? And do any of you not have cellulite? Stop, you're typical. I bet you guys think Jennifer Aniston is just GORGEOUS! LMAO!

Cash is manly looking, handsome. Something girls who can only handle boys who look kind of effiminate wouldn't know how to handle.

Good for you Jessica!

shakool
shakool

i had sex with jesssica alba

GeSeL
GeSeL

I WANT TO GET TO AMERICA!! why am i born in europe :( never gona meet celebs from here :( :'(

GeSeL
GeSeL

is jessica really 5'7 in height??

The Bud Man
The Bud Man

yo i hate to be a drag here but althought i AM a gay man, i am SO sick of jessica alba!!!!!!!!!! every movie she makes sucks the fattest part of peter griffen's ass, and the myv awards were so fixed, just like the last 2 elections. MWAH hahahaha! seriously, she is awful. no style and no talent....

101
101

All those people who think that Jessica is an angel i say that you are wrong. She is a goddess!! All of you who call her a whore and slut you can all burn in hell you stupid mother fucking cunts. Especially VITo yo stupid mother fucking cunt. You retarded mother fucker go and jack off to some gay porn you stupid shit because if you think that JA is not hot you are gay you faggot. Anyone else who says anything bad about JA can just go to hell and die. Cash Waren is a stupid motha fucker whos ugliness beats even that of michael jackson. And damn did he star as the 'FAT CUNT' in Fat Albert the Movie. Furthermore he is no more a directors assistant than he is sexy. Jessica is perfection made flesh. A godess incarnate.

P.S. i will hunt down all you heretics who talk shit about her!!

peace ya'll

Dee
Dee

This post must be re-named to

THE WHORE WHO IS FUCKING CASH WARREN

Because damn that boy is fiiiine....

Ghost
Ghost

I hate him, he stole her from me.

101
101

aLL U BITCHES ARE JUST JEALOUS OF JESSICA AND HER LOOKS HOW CAN U COMENT ON HER WHEN U DONT EAVEN KNOW HER U DUMB FUCK

lauren
lauren

they are probably the sexiest couple alive atm.. i think hes jus as hot as she is :p i think itd be a sandwich id love to a part of.. hehe

Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba sucks a loll
Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba sucks a loll

[...] Okay, I’ll be the first to start off the the whole, “I have a different lollipop she could suck on.” comments… alright, I know you guys can come up with a whole lot better. DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!!!! [...]

yes.....AND?
yes.....AND?

nope, cellulite everywhere. get over her, no one will be "wanking" to mags, i dont know who in gods name would want a fat bitch with celulite. but isnt she spanish? spanish girls get all the fat genes in the ass and thighs

DrDayve
DrDayve

OK I'm gonna weigh in and say that any dude with Chinese characters tattooed on his arm is a douche! (even worse for his ankle). That said, Jessica seems to dig him so he must have some redeeming qualities... ...Nah, he's a douche!!! (I'm so jealous)

Also, anybody criticizing Jessica's ass is a moron. She's looking tight!! There's nothing fake going on there. Thanks for reading.

VITO
VITO

THANK YOU FOR THE STIFFY JEALOUS!!!!! DAMN YOU CASH WARREN MY BUTT HOW ABOUT GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT THAT BITCH IS STILL ALIVE??!!!! HOW COME THERE AINT NO HOTTIES SHOWN ON HERE AS MUCH AS THERE ARE FUGLIES? I DONT CARE IF THERE SLUTS, BUT THEY GOTTA BE HOT!!!!!!!

SLOBBA IS THE MOST OVERRATED USED UP PILE OF 5 STORY SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND HEARD OF. I BET HER PUSSY IS NOTHING BUT 12 FOOT LONG MEAT CURTIANS.

DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY? FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

phred....THANK you!!!!! sorry but celulite is just vile and skeevy. she needs to get micro derm on her ass and thighs. i doubt that would help.....i mean, dont most latina girls turn into huge pear shaped things when they hit 30? ;) heehee im irish and swedish, i have the AWESOME genes!!! ;)

Phred
Phred

I can't believe how nobody can see how her butt is droopy. I mean it looks like a sack of water and it's just dropping down and resting on her thighs, talk about pear-shaped and bulbous. I mean it looks like as if it's falling for crying out loud. I think the reason why she doesn't take all her clothes off is cos her arse is gonna fall right off, so she needs her knickers to hold it up. i mean if she took it off, her skin would probably rip at her hips and all the flab would just spill out.

JuniperHottie;)
JuniperHottie;)

ew, how can anyone be hot with all that cel-U-lite??? didnt you retards look at vito's link?

phred, help me out! i love phred and YYJ! and vito!!!!! ;)

bebbe
bebbe

Cash is not bad.But Jessica is super hot.That means;seperate you two!

JuniperHottie;)
JuniperHottie;)

phred you said it!!!!! look at the cel-U-lite!!!!! grOOOOOSSSSSS!!! phred your so funny, you and vito make me laugh so hard!!! YYJ!!! whats up? HA! i love your comment on the gap spa!!!!! im laughing, like, SO hard!!!!! her man is so gross too, but maybe they have a good relationship, but who gives a 2/3rds of a shit, shes on nothing but a downward slope that spells, MORE fattyness and MORE of a useless waste of space! instead of her stupid dosns syndrome face in these beach pix, she looks like she thinks shes fucking jesus or something, shes making a sour pout as if shes pissed by the paparazzi! please! shes lucky they even took a shot of her face! HA! i love you YYJ! and phred and vito!!! ;) XO

Phred
Phred

and her arse is so flabby, it always seems to swallow up her knickers. Yeah, suck it! lol

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

juniper, thats probably exactly what me and vito and nora and nyc boy want too!!

EW!!!!! her cellulite!!!!!! get her to a fucking spa!!!! heehee, the GAP spa!!!!!!

JuinperHottie;)
JuinperHottie;)

oh my god, YYJ! your so right!!!!! her feet are HUGE!!!!! and that CEL-U-LITE!!!!!!yuckaaahhhhhaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!! i bet they DO share shoes! (laughing!! ) but is cash pigeon toed as well? HA!

vito, keep up the posts, and NYC boy, that was mean but really fucking funny!!!!!!! who cares shes an awful waste of human life. maybe she'll get hit by an 18 wheeler?

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

heehee vito your so funny!!!!!!!! ew, she is so full of dimples and celulite!!!!!! nnnaaasstttyy!!!!! ew, and she and cash look like they could share shoes.

NYC boy
NYC boy

oh thats just disgusting. vito, that link really showed me how fat she really is! i see her in the village all the time when shes here for 'movies' because shes so talented ( caugh-slut! caugh-overated! caugh-lacking talent! ) and she looks like a homeless person. a homeless person whos FED WELL!!!!!! besides shes indian and mexican and if anything stinks its them,everyone knows its a cross of BO and rotting animals. so that bitch got both ends of the smelly gene pool.

whatEVA
whatEVA

lol vito!!!!!!!!! you always make me laugh out loud with your tirades on that fat bitch!!!!

she DOES have cellulite, if you cant see it your a fucking blind as shit assclown.

cash needs to get with someone hot, but hes also lacking in the looks dept., just like his heinus girl!!!!! lol!!!!

VITO
VITO

OH JEALOUS, DO I LOVE YOU. AND HELL YEA THE FAT CUNT SLOBBAS GOT CELLULITE, ITS LIKE SHE WENT INTO THE MOVIE FIGHT CLUB AND STOLE ALL THE FAT FROM THE MEDICAL WASTE BOXES AND JUST SAT IN A VAT OF FAT. BUT THEN AGAIN, SHES A THICK GIRL, EVEN IF SHE DID GET ANOREXIC. SHE PROBABLY IS THE WORST EXCUSE FOR HUMAN SPACE IN THE FUCKIN GALAXY. WHICH, YOU COULD ALSO FIT INTO HER SMELLY TWAT.

DONT LIKE WHAT I SAID? SUCK IT BITCHES

JEALOUS EXCLUDED, I WANT PIX OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLOBBA=FAT AND UGLY. NUFF SAID