Boardwalk Hotel – R.I.P.

You can’t beat the price for staying on The Strip. However, this has to be the most ghetto hotel on The Strip, yes, even more ghetto than Imperial Palace, and it’s doors are shutting for good today, January 9th, 2006.

Home of Purple Reign, the badass Prince Tribute Band.

Home of the 24 hour Surf Buffet which even in your drunkest state of mind you’d not eat. It’s like, if you had to either choose between dying of alcohol poisoning or eating that buffet, odds are you’d choose death. We even had hotel employees laugh when we asked them about the Surf Buffet.

We always said that we wouldn’t stay there again after each visit to the AVNs but it’s something you just can’t ever get away from…until now. Now we surely have to figure out a new set of accomodations when the AVNs roll around in 2007.


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Capt. Tripps
Capt. Tripps

You know, I live in Vegas and this hotel is a JOKE! I mean, if you live through the mushroom cloud of second hand smoke that you have to walk through to get to the buffet, you won't live long enough to make it to the hospital.

Have you guys seen Vegas Vacation? If not go rent it....You'll understand the meaning of "Yeah, I'll have some of the yellow."

Moelicious
Moelicious

THe whole thing sounds so damn schiesty!

JoetheWorm
JoetheWorm

yeah i heard the reason the boardwalk went out of business was because of the lawsuits from the Surf Buffet.