Jessica Simpson's Wardrobe Malfunction Malfunctioned

YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR THIS!

At the People’s Choice Awards a couple nights back, J. Simpson had a chance to rescue her dying career (in the short term, of course), but her dress failed to malfunction as planned (by her father/pimp, Joe Simpson).

I mean, a couple more inches, we would’ve had a nipple shot & if you add a couple more inches on top of the nipple shot, we would’ve been cruising deep inside Tara Reid Territory. I’m sure a couple kids back in some shady Chinese sweatshop in the ghettos of Old Shanghai will take the fall for the non-malfunction of her planned wardrobe malfunction (if that makes any sense).

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20 comments
megahornyman
megahornyman

who cares about the clothes? just take 'em off and enjoy!

screw-u
screw-u

yeah that GIRLS IS FINE ASS HELL I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER I SEE THE

OTHER UGLY ,FLAT CHEST CHICKS ARE DISSING HER ASS USALLY ON THE PAGE. IT OK

THOUGH ITS NORMAL FOR UGLY ,,FAT,NO TITS ,NO MAN BITCIES LIKE YOURSELF HATES ON SOMEONE WHO LOOKS BETTER THEN YOU GET A LIFE BITCH.

ps what it up with her left breast on page 3

Big Papi
Big Papi

I think her father the pimp secretly wants to do her....if he hasn't already.

A
A

WTF?!? Cowboy boots & fishnets are NOT hot. WTF... her 'pimp-daddy' needs to wake the fuck UP and realize she's not hot in that shit. Maybe put her in some blue jeans or something... like she wore in "Dukes of Hazard". Jesus - people wear ANYTHING for public displays... dumbshits. And she's always got hair extentions in - wtf's up with that? You shouldn't have cut your hair. Wearing hair extentions all the time (look at Paris Hilton a while back, her hairs fucked up now because of it) causes a LOT of damage to the hair. Fucking HELL!! These dillholes keep getting uglier and uglier by the YEAR!!! And if it wasn't for her big tits & cleavage shots, she wouldn't have a fucking job! And NO.. I don't like her songs or to hear her sing for that matter. However, she's still young... maybe she'll "grow into" her voice... muhahaha.. NOT!

amanda
amanda

she needs another nose job.

Sessy
Sessy

What I don't understand is why she ALWAYS has to wear hair extensions...she cut her hair short(about shoulder length) so why is it always curled and LONG when we see pics of her everywhere.....with all that tanning she does she'll be a shriveled-man-jawed- saggy-boob-whore by the time she turns 50. But her lips will be perfectly injected to the fish pout look of her choice.

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

yup definit nip on 6. God almighty her legs are amazing... it is my sworn duty this year to get those legs for myself. Im so close! yet so far away.... *sigh* (i'll sent pics when i get them :-P)

rUGER
rUGER

Yes, you can definitley see her nipples....eww i think its perverted that her dad gets off her looking like a 3 dollar hooker. Bet he gets it for free tho

Melissa
Melissa

haha love the captions, How come every female performer gets there own bulit on-stage fan?! Mariah Carey style!? She still has man jaws...

Bee
Bee

Oh, yeah, jess was a virgin and her dad a pastor. I guess it's true, one can't serve two masters, it's either God or money. And this time money won.

Bee
Bee

If it wasn't for all the skin she shows, I don't know where she would be. Her performance was awful and if she has a good voice she didn't show it.

Right after she got a good butt for the movie she became so full of herself that she rathered have the piece of meat fame and not a husband. Nick deserves better.

And by the way, much of the publicity for the Dukes movie was based on her, and she played it good: dumb and again, just a piece of meat. Whatever pleases her pimp.

Heather
Heather

i dont care what any of you think she is hot

rich
rich

anyone have a link to the live preformance? how did she sing?

Intrigue
Intrigue

Okay pages six and eight have me crying with the captions. This is what you all love so much. eh, I don't see it sometimes. She's hot sometimes when she doesn't talk. Maybe if she wasn't so stupid Nick wouldn't be getting half...lol

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

and pictures 3 and 4 are aweful! She looks like a fucking monkey in number 4 or that is her how to give head face. number 3 makes her look reallly old and in need of some botox.

junebug
junebug

Definite areola on page 6. And what the hell is up with her left boob on page 3?!

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

No I have to disagree! In picture number 6 you can see the tops of her nipples peeking out just a bit. Check it out I'm serious!