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Adrianne Curry Does Playboy Magazine In February 2006

Adrianne Curry is currently known for 3 things:

1. Red carpet camera whoring
2. Top Model winner
3. Current nesting grounds for Peter Brady’s penis

Now, Ms. Curry can add Playboy to that scandalous list b/c in February’s issue she crossed the sacred line. W/ this line-crossing, Disney has officially closed its innocent doors to her boney ass, while the porn industry’s wide-open doors are only a few, short steps away (the “few, short stepsâ€? include (Steps 1 & 2) a couple bad career moves & (Step 3) a crazy night filled with drugs & alcohol; step 4, of course, involves the actual act in which she will get in front of a camera & attempt to physically bear a drug-induced invasion of a 12â€? sexual-missile belonging to some dude named Black Stallion).

With those sweet words in hand, check out a couple of the tamer pics from her layout. To view the entire set (in all its naked glory), you must download the zipfile over here. Please leave The Bastardly before performing any wanking activities.

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55 comments
Curry Sauce
Curry Sauce

Curry is soo hot! That Knight guy is lucky!

JIK
JIK

Adri is a sweet kid, lotta guts, and nice to look at. She's come a long way, and has a long way to go, but as long as she keeps it real she'll be ok. I do wish she hadn't done those photos, only because they don't do her justice. Playboy is in a sucky phase, with the horrid lighting and bad digital retouches. Wish I had the originals, so I could retouch the damn things.

Nic
Nic

She has no curves at all like a woman should have. She is built like a man. It is proven scientific fact that these super tall, skinny models have higher than normal levels of testoserone for a woman wich is why they are tall, have no waist curves, no ass, no tits, and a well defined face. All male characteristics caused by testoserone. Its actually kind of unattractive.

Michael Mullen
Michael Mullen

Those Who Have Eyes Can Plainly See Adrianne Curry Is Super Hot!!! The Man Howard Stern When She Was On His Show Could Not Take His Eyes Off Her+The Whole Cast Was Rather Quiet They Are Never Quiet, From Head To Toe Adrianne Rivals Some Of The Best Looking Women Of All Time! Peace Mikey.

Michael Mullen
Michael Mullen

Those Who Have Eyes Can Plainly See Adrianne Curry Is Super Hot!!! The Man Howard Stern When She Was On His Show Could Not Take His Eyes Off Her+The Whole Cast Was Rather Quiet They Are Never Quiet, From Head To Toe Adrianne Rivals Some Of The Best Looking Women Of All Time! Peace Mikey. PS Peter Brady Rocks!!!

ashley
ashley

i think she is sexy,and u guess are just being haters!!!.......and why r u on her site if u don't like her????

Wasabi`
Wasabi`

Lol, ppl saying she has a hot body.........I would have that kind of a body too if I did coke for the last 5 years!!! This of course was confirmed on a talk show this afternoon. Her womb is so polluted that she's already miscarried once, plus there is a chance she will be unable to ever conceive a child. It's also obvious in the smile lines that she has, likely due to the overuse of crack. Plus she comes with tonnes of emotional issues, lol found it funny when she said she was 12 she was into a guy that was 18............congrats baby, you are still having sex with your father!!!

richard jarrett
richard jarrett

The centre fold is good and be ready for the best of A. be replying by e

Playboy is on the upward move be ready for more

Digitized Adrianne Curry is Officially Video Game
Digitized Adrianne Curry is Officially Video Game

[...] It’s been confirmed that Adrianne Curry was chosen by NVidia to be the digital version of a video game character named Dawn. I wish I could give more details, but I can’t. Nvidia, the people who made the “virtual me”,(I blogged about it and included pictures) are coming out with the new software (which is in my image) November 8th. I will be flying up to North Cali to watch it all go down. I will also be doing an Autograpgh signing here in LA for them on the 11th of November. I can’t wait to see this shit, it’s just too wild! [Adrianne Curry’s Blog] [...]

Your Image Here
Your Image Here

No wonder PLAYBOY is faltering!!!

SHE ISN'T THAT HOT!!! (the cover shot) A rather average-looking gal given the basic Victoria's Secret and Glamour Shots makeover.

And that's the cover shot!!! Let PLAYBOY live as long as Hugh does. PLAYBOY dies with him.

highiron69
highiron69

attractive and very horny, a touph combo to beat, chris is a lucky man...

berfie
berfie

I've always thought she was so ugly, but she has a great afce for modeling. for some reasonw iht make-up and hair and aibrushing they manage to make her look stunning. Its so weird cos like I said Ive always thought she is so ugly. On all of her lil reality tvshows I just think she is awful looking

va va vixen
va va vixen

yeah she does stomp around like five year old and she is very selfish. i think she's average now kate beckensale blows her out of the water.

Samanta-Poland
Samanta-Poland

She is not pretty, before winner make good feeling.

Emily
Emily

It's hilarious that everyone says "If you hate her, you're just jealous!" Deciding how other people feel is rather silly. What if I said, anyone who says that is just very insecure. They want to follow the crowd and when someone opposes it, they freak out. The crowd is telling them to do two things at once, aahh! It hurts his or her poor simple-minded brain. Instead of saying, "different strokes, different folks" you must scream, "You don't like it because, uh... uh... you're just jealous! Yeah, that's the ticket!"

Some people will find her attractive and others won't. That's simply a matter of opinion. There isn't anyone who dictates what is beautiful, as the saying goes "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

I consider her pretty. I won't deny that. What bothers me about her? I watched her shows, and, frankly, she's spoiled, selfish and pretty ignorant. There were many times I asked, "Is this girl 23 or two?" She stomps around like a five-year-old most of the time. For me, the prettiest face can be soured by a bad attitude. I certainly hope she grows up.

ILOVEADE
ILOVEADE

To all of you stupid fucks that say Adrianne Curry is nothing special, get a fucking life and take a look at your self in the mirror. She is extremely beautiful and exudes perfection. It really doesn't get any better than her. All down to her hilarious i don't give a fuck personality. and whoever said she had a 15 year old boy's body i don't see many 15 year old males with 34 C cups. dumbasses. i agree with the one above that playboy doesn't just let ANYONE graze their glossy pages. she is very deserving of it.

Eric
Eric

Datbytch is right; they don't just ask anybody to appear in Playboy. And you should actually SEE her pictorial before you judge it, for it is truly terrific. And stop acting like she is and will be the only person to ever be photoshopped by Playboy.

drew
drew

she is the hottest thing right now : young , fun , smart , horny all the time and she has legs that won't quit . She is so sexy , even howard stern says it ! and that fucker is picky ! why do you think she score that guy ? obviously she got a lot to offer !!!

thats how i roll
thats how i roll

what the fuck, how cna u say someone so beautiful is ugly, shes drop dead gorgeous, and her body is close to perfect. dont hate on her cos youre not her.

Jimbo
Jimbo

Adriennce Curry is a stupid immature little whore...

joeboy
joeboy

ADRIANE IS SO SEXY I WOULD BANG HER IN A HEART BEAT. ANY GIRL THAT SAYS ANYTHING IS WRONG WITH HER IS OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS THAT HER BODY WILL NEVER BE WHAT ADRIANES IS. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP U JEALOUS UGLI-ass HOS.

bunnymud
bunnymud

I love it when the girly boys get pissed over a pretty lady.

P.S. Paragraphs are your frined

DATBYTCH
DATBYTCH

SHE'S ACTUALLY DONE MORE COVERS AND HAS MORE CONTRACTS THAN THE OTHER WINNERS ACTUALLY. SO, SHE'S DOING PRETTY DAMN GOOD I MUST SAY. THEY DON'T JUST ASK "NOBODIES" TO APPEAR ON PLAYBOY WITH A FULL SPREAD. SHYT U GOT THE BIGGEST BYTCHES IN THE BIZ DYING TO DO PLAYBOY SO I THINK SHE'S DOING GOOD.

drew
drew

anyone who makes fun of Adrianne is just angry because they cna't fuck her. you all know you would do her if you got the chance. SHE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!

leeann
leeann

I think adrianne is sooooooo beautiful, i rooted for her all the way in ANTM. I think she is a great model. Although i wouldn't like to see her go downmarket cuz the high end stuff like her diamond campaig was goreous!!. The people who say she is ugly or old are either jealous or they are used to seeing the usual blonde hair, plastic tits of the a typical playboy model. I'm not saying blonde hair and bigs tits aren't attractive but god these playboy lot all look the same!! . It's nice to see some variation of beauty for once!!. You go love, u know ure a hot looking broad!! xxxx

sam
sam

I laugh when I read haters comments like this. I met her at a signing for this magazine and I was floored at how beautiful she is. Just because you dont look like her or cant be with her, doesnt mean you have to hate. She's a model for a reason, she's beautiful

Wyatt
Wyatt

Those that hate her really have no reason!!! Duh b/c she is so damn hot and plus she is one of the best models in the industry. i put her up there with adriana lima, cindy crawford, and Tyra Banks (before she got hefty).........ANYBODY THAT HATES HER CAN SUCK IT.....and before another puck ass bitch comes on here to try and be funny (its big and yes it will choke ya)

Adrianne Curry
Adrianne Curry

Yeah, I could probably see her in a porn.. or sextape.. lol

jonny
jonny

i wanna stick my fat 11 inch dick in her pussy and her mouth...imagining her lips and tongue on my cock makes me cum like no other...i wonder if shes good at blowingand sucking

TimetowakeupUSA
TimetowakeupUSA

OUCH! This is who "America" chose as their next corporate millionaire? Wish it was this easy for everyone else to show their As* and become an instant millionair. Also, I thought their was a rule that men could not enter/win this contest, b/c she is either a former male (deep voice), or a trans. Well congrats for accepting ur million dollar prize and all the gifts corporate America will shower u with. Did anyone catch the episode of her family--OOH! Thats gonna hurt Peter Brady in a few yrs....when hes 65 and shes 37, maybe she should surgery implant a paper bad on her neck? No, she does ahave a great body, and in typical american fashion--thats what "we" chose. I say "we", b/c america didnt really have any say, just the group of judges....that are the gayest and most fake group (except tyra), and its clear to see that they will choose a new model that will bring back the "glamour" that only Janice Dickinson (looks like she just ate battery acid) can bring to stage. Hooray for America's constant attention on body and not anything else. YES! I love SUPERFICIALITY!!! ISNT IT GREAT?

sarah
sarah

she is soooo hot i want to have a threesome with her and my girl :)

Breck
Breck

Adrienne is gorgeous and talented! I'm so happy for her! Awesome opportunity for her.

cksk356
cksk356

She has to do Playboy because her 15 minutes of fame went out the window 6 months ago. I wonder how long it took to airbrush her face?

kel
kel

She is soooo ugly. Theres nothing special about her. It was a mistake to put her in playboy, Not even close to playboy material. I saw her at a bar in joliet and damn is she ugly in real life. W/ no makeup shes nasty!

Sam
Sam

she does not have the figure of a 15 year old boy, she has a REAL body! You poor playboy readers are just not used to a real woman for a change! Bleached blonde hair and huge fake boobs do NOT make a woman. She didnt have to pay for what she has.Her body is one of the most amazing ones I have ever seen. Her face was beautiful without makeup on her show. I do not believe she's airbrushed. She isnt fat, she isnt old, and she isnt ugly. Make up and lighting is all she needs!

d4nk42o
d4nk42o

can anyone send me the good pics?? i tried downloading the zip off of rapidshare and it has been deleted!! plz send to mart1n420@gmail.com thnx :)

good golly miss Holly
good golly miss Holly

I can't understand how these picures were approved for playboy, have the standard been lowered this far? She has the figure of a 15 year old boy!! Very unattractive!!!

AMANDA
AMANDA

i am really in love with adrienne curry she is so hott and me and her have a lot in common i wont go into details. it would be awsome to meet her!

MAtt
MAtt

ADrienne Curry should be in interracial porn with black studs

Curry Lover
Curry Lover

This chick is smokin' hot. Chris Knight is one lucky guy. Can't wait for the wedding in May '06.

Nancy
Nancy

Like people are saying above me...nice body,bleh face.She does look like a young,less attractive Elizabeth Hurley...she looks SO PHOTOSHOPPED on the cover.

carphone
carphone

thank you. i feel much better.

carphone
carphone

please fix the year on the headline. it is not 2005.

TheChef
TheChef

Screw this month, next month is Willa Ford. HOT

The Modern Age » Adrienne Curry Poses for Pl
The Modern Age » Adrienne Curry Poses for Pl

[...] Ok, something for the guys. “America’s Next Top Model” winner, Adrianne Curry (aka- the chick shacking up with Peter “Brady” Knight), is featured in the February issue of Playboy. Anyone who’s seen “The Surreal Life” or “My Fair Brady” will not be surprised by her decision to be in Playboy. In fact I’m happy that at least this time there is a reason why she’s naked. Who’s up next Yoanna, Eva, Naima, or Nicole? Although all of those pictures might not be the prettiest. [...]

Gia
Gia

i agree with andreaturtle...i think she has an amazing body, but her face is sooooo not anything special.

katie, i have always thought that she does kind of resemble elizabeth hurley & one elizabeth hurley is enough.