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Pop Culture Junkies
Pop Culture Junkies

The Hot Mess: Razzie-Dazzle 'Em

I know that the tens of you who read this are relieved that the HMI is back after such a long absence. Bouts of laziness prevented me from pulling out ye old calculus to compute the HMI numbers on a...

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hotter than Jessaica Alba anyday of the week...a

Kate
Kate

Yeah, and look at the other whore who's behind her: f'ugly Lizzie Grubman. WTF is wrong with L.B.'s eyebrows?!?

Intrigue
Intrigue

What's wrong with her teeth? And she can't dress for s!*t. She looks a mess.

gush
gush

she so needs a crushed, half smoked cig hanging outta her lips to complete the whole look.

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

Its because she can't friggin go outside without skin showing.. she'd freak out if no one was looking at her body.

Ashley
Ashley

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If her head was cut off would your penis come out?

Lola
Lola

I want some mu-shu pork ...

BoreAtWork
BoreAtWork

this broad is soooo horribly ugly that my penis has gone into hiding.