This year’s halftime show? Rolling Stones. Didn’t they do it last year, too?! Oh wait, that was Paul McCartney, right?
Whoever does the show, don’t expect to see any boobies popping out & even if a boob or two manages to sneak through, you’ll probably never see it on TV b/c ABC plans on a 5-second delay. 5 seconds, man! Can you believe these paranoid people?!? That’s an eternity in the nipple exposure world, I tell you.
So, basically what I’m trying to get @ here is to let all you horndoggs know that you should really consider screwing the Stones & switching over to Pay-Per-View for the Lingerie Bowl III. This year’s event is being hosted by Jenny McCarthy & Cindy Margolis. It features Real World prostitute, Trishelle Cannatella as QB for the NY Euphoria, Katherine Thom, Katie Lohmann, Ryan Star & other hot women tackling each other while they wear next to nothing.
Here’s a Bastardly sampler platter from this year’s Lingerie Bowl media day held last week featuring some of the babes mentioned above.View All Photos ›