2006 Lingerie Bowl III: Hot Women & Tackle Football. Yum.

This year’s halftime show? Rolling Stones. Didn’t they do it last year, too?! Oh wait, that was Paul McCartney, right?

Whoever does the show, don’t expect to see any boobies popping out & even if a boob or two manages to sneak through, you’ll probably never see it on TV b/c ABC plans on a 5-second delay. 5 seconds, man! Can you believe these paranoid people?!? That’s an eternity in the nipple exposure world, I tell you.

So, basically what I’m trying to get @ here is to let all you horndoggs know that you should really consider screwing the Stones & switching over to Pay-Per-View for the Lingerie Bowl III. This year’s event is being hosted by Jenny McCarthy & Cindy Margolis. It features Real World prostitute, Trishelle Cannatella as QB for the NY Euphoria, Katherine Thom, Katie Lohmann, Ryan Star & other hot women tackling each other while they wear next to nothing.

Here’s a Bastardly sampler platter from this year’s Lingerie Bowl media day held last week featuring some of the babes mentioned above.

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12 comments
Betty Boop
Betty Boop

I hate these girls... they look so stupid.

tim
tim

I WOULD BANG HER I WOULD EVEN RAPE HER ASS TO IF SHE CAME NEAR ME

Stop The Madness
Stop The Madness

The more I look at these pictures it makes me wish I would have given her some cheese. RYAN is so MOUSY!

Stop The Madness
Stop The Madness

Ryan Starr - what I whore. I saw her @ Buca de Bepo last month and my friends were like isn't that so & so. I was like I hate that bitch! She thinks she's something special but she has nothing going for her.

Tuxman
Tuxman

Yeah, but it's on PPV, I didn't even know there was a 1, & 2!! Let alone 3!! Oh well it looks like a good time, but halftime is only about 20-30 min. and who's gonna want to watch (and pay) for a PPV program that short?? But I guess if they are on 3, they must be doing OK...

Eileen
Eileen

That chick from American Idol and Surreal Life is such a joke. She was always bitching that her music was what came first. It seems like her music was shit so now she has to turn to just showing skin.

gavrogirl
gavrogirl

What a ridiculous idea! Just another lame excuse to see some flesh. I can't wait for the video! Go team!

me
me

omg...i totally agree with Kait...looks so idiotic...

matilde
matilde

i'd put money on that one skank being NOT CHINESE AT ALL.

Kait
Kait

though i think this is one of the stupidest ideas ever, i would so rather look at these chicks than those avn ones that have been posted once or twice (or 1000) times before

and isn't that the girl from the sureal life and american idol?