Mya Harrison Gives Carson Daly A Lap Dance On MTV!!

Name: Bull Clinton

The title is misleading… I was hoping to see booty! :-(

Posted Feb 13, 12:14 AM [Sheryl Crow's Single Booty @ The Grammys]

Mr. Clinton, I think we have some booty for you…Remember to go over to Yahoo.com before going into wankmode b/c the Bastardly practices the No Wanking On Site Policy.

I don’t exactly how this transpired, but @ the end of it all, Carson Daly ended up on some stage w/ Mya giving him some crazzzy lap dance. It’s great to see that if the singing thing ever falls through for Mya, she’ll have an amazing career as a stripper awaiting her on the sidelines (I’ll be waiting on the sidelines for you, too!!). Let’s keep our fingers crossed…

So yes, w/ that in hand, here’s the official tally of people whose careers we want to topple & the our scandalous reasons why…

1. Jessica Alba: Already sucks @ acting, but we’re praying that all her upcoming movies miserably flop so that one day, in the very near future while J’s still in her prime, she’s forced to do Playboy.

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt: Her career has already bit the dust, but she refuses to realize it. Get w/ the program & let’s see the goods, Jenny!!!

3. And now, Mya: She is just so damn hot!!! God! I think Mya’s packin’ double the hottness of Christina Milian & we already know that Christina’s wankably hot herself. I think a Bastardly Matchup is in order…. Anyway, I digress. We would like Mya’s career to come crashing to the ground b/c then she’d be forced to work at some random Vegas strip club (preferably Cheetahs!!)—of course, such a monumentous event would cause all hell to break loose at our nation’s airports as all heterosexual males w/ some dispossable income will be heading to Sin City for a ride on the Mya Mobile. Ow!!!!!

Now for tons of photos of Mya making Carson Daly go crazy

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19 comments
Mr. Bygg
Mr. Bygg

Second pic page 5.

I have a boner!

ACE
ACE

Got Dayum! Carson is one lucky muthafucka.I would luv a lapdance from Mya she is hella sexy and that ass ooo weee...I would smack,flip it,and rub it down!!!

I adore Mya
I adore Mya

I LOVE Mya. If I typed the things that I wanna do to her, I would be banned from the internet forever

mady
mady

any bitches wana be in my movie

CowboyBoB
CowboyBoB

Lordie, Lordie! give her forty. In singles that is. Those dukes, those lips, those thighs and her straddled gyrating motion would indeed cause me much commotion. I saw that show and never fully recovered properly. This has all been very vexing to me.

Carson you lucky Bastard.

CowboyBoB,

Jade
Jade

Carson Daly has a nose ring? *shudders*

Intrigue
Intrigue

Mya you better work it girl!!! She can sing but she strips even better. Those records sales need help and showing her ass in videos and performances are not helping. *sniff* *sniff* what's that I smell? I smell a career change.

SkaterGirl
SkaterGirl

She's a pretty girl. I don't know much about her. I hope that her parents were not watching.

A Concerned Fan
A Concerned Fan

How is Carson Daly still famous?????? That's the real question.

Sasha
Sasha

She is amazing! And seriously, if you're dancing on a guy like that you probably *want* him to stare at you that way, so his staring isn't creepy. I can't believe she did that in public, though! I always thought she was kinda sweet but I guess not.

gavrogirl
gavrogirl

DAMN!! He is definately violating the no-touch rules. I would, too.

Moelicious
Moelicious

A year ago?!

Damn.

I'm very glad we have it in our archives!

Moose
Moose

This is from Carson's roast like a year ago... she was performing that "My Love is Like Whoa" song.

dead sexy
dead sexy

jessica alba's lips are just as big...

Moelicious
Moelicious

That's one of her killer attributes, man!!

You gotta love it.

Jimbo
Jimbo

She's going to need a hook to lure that bottom lip in. Jesus, that thing is huge.

Jackson
Jackson

Mya's a freak... g'yeah!! man, i remember watching her first video back on MTV Jams in the summer of 98...w/ that fag sisqo... i thought that was such a HOT video.

"Now swing my body right to left, left to right you know this ish is tight"

Sarah
Sarah

I'm surprised Carson could stand up after that. Mya seems to have done this before.....