Raccoon Ass On The Cover Of March 2006 Elle

Elle’s scraping the bottom of the barrel w/ this issue. Is it just me or did Ass’ neck grow longer? Maybe the long neck is just an allusion created when someone loses a noticeable amount of weight—not that Ass needed to shed any poundage…

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Tom
Tom

Jesus.. took two years for someone to notice that it isn't ALLUSION.. you meant ILLUSION. Ridiculous.

sfsf
sfsf

I feel sorry for her..

I guess shes jelous of jess..

she drove her to surgery.. she wanted to be beautifull like jess

nougat
nougat

fake ass rhinoplastic no talent hack. close ya damn mouth.

someasian
someasian

is it just me or does her right eye [the left one if you're facing her] look a little bit lazy?

please tell me i'm not imagining things.

glimmer
glimmer

moose put if we take the paperbag route it would be harder to access her 13 inch tongue..

and pilates, don't stop now...don't stop the drone. :)

really i think these photos are ok. and the best i've seen ash in in/for what's that's worth.someone really earned thier money during that photosession(s)

SG
SG

why is she making the same face in EVERY damn picture?

Lizzie
Lizzie

I like her hair and most of the outfits but the eyeliner has got to go.

Sasha
Sasha

She's usually really unattractive and just kinda blah looking, but she actually looks pretty good in these photos. Somthin' ain't right about this shit - they had to photoshop her ass or something...

A Concerned Fan
A Concerned Fan

She only slept with 3 people...but one of them was her pervy father....

amanda
amanda

she has the same expression on her face in every picture. its amazing that she even lacks the talent to make different faces.

SESSY
SESSY

Pic #3- Either that or Papa Joe just did something naughty....

omc
omc

Who cares about this has been??? Quit posting her on your site her 15 minutes have been over for a long time. bah-bye. Did you see her tuna dumb ass sister is doing a pizza spot

her 15 mins are up also. Their next stop is some bible thumpin tv gig.

gavrogirl
gavrogirl

The open mouth is for saying, "Duuuuh."

SESSY
SESSY

Her hair looks like shit in the last pic. The raccoon that did her makeup must have done her hair too....and what's with all the open mouth pics?! Stupid.

Pilates
Pilates

What did they do, shave off her HUGE chin & Nose with photoshop? Or did they just get the right angles? She still anin't pretty, especially in reality. At some point she will have to show her fugly mug without the benefit of perfect lighting, computer enhancmentS, tons of make up and hair people, photshop, air brushing, etc. etc. Keep livingin your little bubble ashley, because in reality, you are HOMELY!! Get a nose/chin job please.

Moose
Moose

It's unforgivable that her face ruins everything else from the neck down, because it's really not that bad. Add a little duct tape to silence her self-righteous whining, as well as a paper bag, and you just might have something.

Lilah
Lilah

gosh after all the make up they put on her, she's still ugly....that's impressive!

Tuxman
Tuxman

It does look like she lost weight! Man, she wouldn't even be a thought to anyone if it weren't for her sister's boobs, I mean her very talented & bright older sister!