Vanessa Marcil, Molly Sims, Nikki Cox – Las Vegas Bastardly Matchup

So it really sucks that Las Vegas is being pre-empted by the Winter Olympics of which I’ve watched none of it at all…

This is one of those matchups where if it was like Let’s Make A Deal and I had to choose and take whatever was behind doors 1, 2, or 3; I wouldn’t at all be disappointed. However, in a perfect world any guy would be all like, “Uh….I’ll take’em all.” No shit, but that’s not an option here. Trust me, I’d love to daydream the “all 3″ scenario…

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bradley g
bradley g

I couldn't help myself, I also have to tell my Jay Mohr story just for the fun of it. I met him after a show once and was an instant fan. He had his gorgeous wife with him who was very sweet and she even took photos of us with him. She was actually nicer and friendlier than him. I saw him a couple of years later, his wife wasn't there I went back to see about gettin another photo and there was a girl sitting on his lap, not his wife. When I asked how she was, he very casually said, she's great and went back to flirting with the girl on his lap. I got pushed out after my photo and the total brush off. Yeah, really cool guy. I am sure he and Nikki will last maybe 5 minutes

bradley g
bradley g

ps the photo up above is from years ago, dudes, google search her now and see what crap she looks like now especially without make up, nasty

bradley g
bradley g

I'm with Jeremy on this one...

I used to have pictures of her on my wall when I was a teenager when she looked great. Now she is haggered and looks like crap.

I found a girl who looks for real like she wishes she looked and my girl is a doll and eats too. Wow.

I want to start a campaign, no more skinny, collegen injected bitches with saggy small boobs with no bras. Sorry Nikki, the tits ain't what they used to be.

Keep up on the padded push up bras to keep the myth alive.

also I call bullshit on the collegen comment that bitch said.

I know her lips were big, and very beautiful, now they are CLEARLY whacked out of control.

As a boy who studied her beauty daily and whacked off, I feel like she went from HOT to super skanky within a few short years.

I'm sure we can all look forward to the next few years when she will start looking even more grotesque thanks to plastic surgery through the years

fgsrv
fgsrv

ill fuck marcil's 40 year old pussy

Texasgirl
Texasgirl

Jeremy, my dear. First of all, you are way too judgemental! I can't even imagine what you look like. Nikki Cox is a WONDERFUL person, and BEAUTIFUL in person! Jay Mohr is one of the nicest people you will EVER meet. Perhaps he is guilty of bad judgement in the past, but he is a great guy. I am blessed to know both of them. You probably couldn't even find a girl in the ball park of Nikki Cox, let alone have a man the caliber of Jay Mohr be your friend! Lighten up, Francis! P.S. Look at pictures of Nikki as a child. THOSE LIPS ARE REAL!

Yo
Yo

Ah yes.

Fuck

Kill

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Insert Name Here
Insert Name Here

Molly Sims was in law school, and did a modelling side job, she ain't that dumb. And she's pretty, so don't be so jealous u fuckhead.

sema
sema

molly sims is very pretty but if you see her speaking,change the channel.she was on letterman once and...she's dumb as fuck.

mina
mina

omg venessa is so sxc she is so small and cuddly molly is so sweet and inocent and has da most hotest body evea as does vanessa and niki i love nikki's boobs. but vanessa has betta ones lol.the hottest of the is vanessa i love her to death she is so sassy and sweet somtimes i love las vegas its da badest show eva i think ma fav actress is vanessa love herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

jeremy
jeremy

Also check out molly sims legs. NO ONE has legs like that except a super model. You can wrap those long legs around me any time. We need more long legged women on tv. Leg men anyone?

jeremy
jeremy

Are you guys crazy? Vanessa is the bomb. Molly Sims is my ultimate sex fantasy. Nikki Cox?Her face is old and worn out. She needs to stop the tanning. Her body is pathetic. Have you watched the show lately? I'm sick of looking at her sagging boobs with no bra. You could park a truck between her boobs. She used to be hot. Now she looks like an old worn out stripper. Thanks Jay Mohr for ruining another beauty. His girlfriend stripper comic before Nikki was hot then got ugly too. His wife was hot, but super skinny, great boobs though, who knows where she is. He probably ruined her too. I guess he has a thing for starved looking freaks. Also enough with the Lisa Rinna Lip Injections Nikki. I used to be a big Jay Mohr fan and watched him perform every where. Not any more. He looks like a short fat old bald dude. Is he morphing into Bobcat?

Mike
Mike

Nikki Cox for me.

Fifty bucks says she takes it up the pooper.

Intrigue
Intrigue

Nikki's body, Vanessa's sex appeal, and Molly's face and innocence

lemure
lemure

Vanessa Marcil all the way! She's so sultry. Nikki Cox is cute with a great body. Molly Sims is sweet looking but I met her in real life and she is rather old looking and balding! Her hair is quite thin, I guess the occasional starvation did the trick.

farmgirl
farmgirl

I would definately choose Vanessa Marcil. Molly Sims has that weird horsey model look which is too harsh for my likes. Nikki Cox has that horrible stripper name and ugly stripper boobs to match. She looks ok in these pics, but looks pretty rough on some of those Las Vegas episodes. Her face is weird! She looks like a muppet to me for some reason (squinty eyes and huge lips)?!

Lilah
Lilah

I've never watched the show, but I'd go for Nikki Cox.

jwhiskey
jwhiskey

i mean its gotta be nikki cox

jwhiskey
jwhiskey

its gotta the nikki cox man

JCRogers
JCRogers

Nikki.

I mean, her last name is Cox.

Plus, the hotness.

lindsey
lindsey

hmmm tough choice but i'd have to say nikki. vanessa is hot too, but she's starting to look a little old in the face. and molly has a cute face and a hot body, but for some reason something about her has always been kind of off to me.

A Concerned Fan
A Concerned Fan

I'm sorry...every time I see Nikki I think Mohr-Cox and laugh a little. You can't make this stuff up....

rdman
rdman

Vanessa by far. Raw sexiness.

omc
omc

Nikki Nikki likki likki, then vanessa. Molly would be used as a fluffer only she is not in their

league. Not saying she is a skank just does not belong in the group with Nikki and Vanessa

Pishta
Pishta

muhaha speaking of the winter olypics... slovakian golden boys just beat(en ?) the shit out of the russian drunk heads wohoho. i love ice hockey. richard zednik rocks.

Pilates
Pilates

They are all 3 very beautiful ladies.

britney-fan
britney-fan

Even though she's old enough to be my mother, I'd say Vanessa Marcil is hottest BY FAR! What a body - tanned and toned.

Tuxman
Tuxman

What a great group of women!! Man what a tough choice!! I guess I'd say Nikki Cox, if I had to choose.