Here’s another midget post we did a couple years back…
Midgets are the life of a party, baby!!View All Photos ›
Beverly Hills: Kelly Brook Hits A Nail Salon With Preeya Kalidas
Nickayla Rivera at 2014 International Academy Of Television Arts Sciences Awards
Pixie Lott Caught Our Eye At 2014 Radio Forth Awards
Katrina Bowden at “To the Rescue! New York”
Today’s Top 3 Supermodel Instagrams
Taylor Swift Is Today’s Parking Lot Catwalker
Paula Labaredas Models MoeJackson’s Bastardly Apparel!
Paula Labaredas Does Sexy Lingerie Back To School Photoshoot
If You Were Involved In A Celebrity Threesome…Choose Your Celeb Partners!
Bella Thorne Bikini Body Soaks Up The Sun In Miami
Taylor Swift Receives Dick Clark Award for Excellence
Kate Bosworth, Nicola Peltz, Margot Robbie at Hugo Boss Prize 2014
Red Carpet Wardrobe Malfunction Trifecta: Jaimie Alexander at ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Premiere
Claudia Romani Gets Sexy In The Colors Of Italy
Natalie Gal Gets Sexy In Her Most Recent Photos
Bleona Qereti Wears Mesh Dress & Pasties To 2014 AMAs
Today’s Top 3 Supermodel Instagrams
Heidi Klum, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Lopez at 2014 AMAs
God, I don’t understand a word of French, but I want this woman. Now!
Ok, if you watched the video, you probably have the urge to see naught photos of this bombshell. We don’t blame you.
Girls, I’m sorry, but we’ll try to get a hold of a Geraldo video for next Friday. Remember to bring extra pair of panties to work!
The Juicy Links!
* Tori Spelling was secretly in White Chicks. I knew it all along!
* Denise Richards Has Tommy Lee As A Matchmaker—I see a sex video in the near future! Pull through, Tommy!
* Jessica Simpson blonde jokes…the last & final stage of her fame.
* Sienna Drama Miller has new tattoo. Bitch needs to go away already.
* Jake Gyllenhaal is Rude
* Who’s the next Wonder Woman?
* Before she can truly comeback, Gillian Anderson needs to resolve her hair issues.
* Super Crackwhorebitch, Naomi Campell, wears fur & throws phones.
* Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons Over!
* Courtney Love’s true colors & showing! Murderer!!
More Melissa videos below!View All Photos ›
It’s always nice to see diversity promoted on The Bastardly. Stacy Keibler promotes diversity and so does the show Battlestar Galctica. Well, we know that Grace Park is a fine piece of Asian ass and Tricia Helfer is a hot whitey too.
This picture is reminiscent of such teamwork diversity that was promoted between the Thomas Magnum and Theodore “TC” Calvin…yeah, I’m old school like that…G’Yeah wha’chu know ’bout Magnum PI baby!
Noemie’s dad is French and her mom is from Madagascar….frickin OW!!!! Now that is a one of a kind mix. Hmm….makes me wonder what other hot chicks out there are of an interesting ethnic mix.
Oh yeah, and gotta love the reverse cleavage teasing shot too…View All Photos ›
Coke recently launched it’s new “Side Of Life” campaign & dropped tons of cash to invite any one who has ever done a movie.
Enter Piper Perabo.
Normally I find this chick super hot, sexy & underrated, but she fucked up w/ the cold sore & tights combo last night.
After carefully reviewing her situation, I think Piper & Keanu should hook up. Piper needs a deep network to help her get into movies (Keanu can help) & Keanu needs a warm home for his lonely, possibly gay, Mr. Anderson hiding between his legs. It’s a win-win situation, people!View All Photos ›
Yes folks, I actually have LSU going to the championship game in my bracket, however, I had them losing to UConn in the championship game…frickin George Mason. But yeah, as long as LSU goes to the championship game, I win my bracket…remember we’re broke here so we really need the money.View All Photos ›
…and if you don’t choose one of these ladies, you’ll be locked up in a room w/ naked Star Jones & Gay Al Reynolds having sex (in order words, choose one of the chicks).View All Photos ›