Here’s another midget post we did a couple years back…
Midgets are the life of a party, baby!!View All Photos ›
St. Barts: Ageless Adriana Lima Looks Stunning On A VS Bikini Shoot
Kate Upton Covers Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Issue
Heat and Grizzlies are conference finalists
Emma Watson Looked Beautiful @ ‘The Bling Ring’ Photocall in Cannes
Paris: Eva Longoria Was Stunning at The Global Gift Gala
NYC: Fashionable Ladies @ People En Espanol’s 50 Most Beautiful Party
Megan Fox All Smiles As She Films ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ in NYC
Jessica Alba Updates Her World-Famous Lil’ Bikini Ass Pose—Is She Getting Better or Worse?
Eva Longoria Suffers Upskirt Wardrobe Malfunction at “Jimmy P.” Cannes Film Festival
CONFIRMED: Britney Spears Vagina Photos Were a Publicity Stunt
SugarGranddaddy Roberto Cavalli Treats Young Model To The Yacht Life
Us Weekly Scores Pregnant Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Pics!
Fashionable Ladies at 2013 Maxim Hot 100 Party in Hollywood
Hayden Panettiere at Entertainment Weekly and ABC TV Upfronts Party
Claudia Romani Models MoeJackson’s Bastardly Apparel
Terry Richardson Definitely Has The Best Job In The World!
Paula LaBaredas vs. Claudia Romani: The Bootylicious Matchup
Newly Single Kelly Brook Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!
God, I don’t understand a word of French, but I want this woman. Now!
Ok, if you watched the video, you probably have the urge to see naught photos of this bombshell. We don’t blame you.
Girls, I’m sorry, but we’ll try to get a hold of a Geraldo video for next Friday. Remember to bring extra pair of panties to work!
The Juicy Links!
* Tori Spelling was secretly in White Chicks. I knew it all along!
* Denise Richards Has Tommy Lee As A Matchmaker—I see a sex video in the near future! Pull through, Tommy!
* Jessica Simpson blonde jokes…the last & final stage of her fame.
* Sienna Drama Miller has new tattoo. Bitch needs to go away already.
* Jake Gyllenhaal is Rude
* Who’s the next Wonder Woman?
* Before she can truly comeback, Gillian Anderson needs to resolve her hair issues.
* Super Crackwhorebitch, Naomi Campell, wears fur & throws phones.
* Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons Over!
* Courtney Love’s true colors & showing! Murderer!!
More Melissa videos below!View All Photos ›
It’s always nice to see diversity promoted on The Bastardly. Stacy Keibler promotes diversity and so does the show Battlestar Galctica. Well, we know that Grace Park is a fine piece of Asian ass and Tricia Helfer is a hot whitey too.
This picture is reminiscent of such teamwork diversity that was promoted between the Thomas Magnum and Theodore “TC” Calvin…yeah, I’m old school like that…G’Yeah wha’chu know ’bout Magnum PI baby!
Noemie’s dad is French and her mom is from Madagascar….frickin OW!!!! Now that is a one of a kind mix. Hmm….makes me wonder what other hot chicks out there are of an interesting ethnic mix.
Oh yeah, and gotta love the reverse cleavage teasing shot too…View All Photos ›
Coke recently launched it’s new “Side Of Life” campaign & dropped tons of cash to invite any one who has ever done a movie.
Enter Piper Perabo.
Normally I find this chick super hot, sexy & underrated, but she fucked up w/ the cold sore & tights combo last night.
After carefully reviewing her situation, I think Piper & Keanu should hook up. Piper needs a deep network to help her get into movies (Keanu can help) & Keanu needs a warm home for his lonely, possibly gay, Mr. Anderson hiding between his legs. It’s a win-win situation, people!View All Photos ›
Yes folks, I actually have LSU going to the championship game in my bracket, however, I had them losing to UConn in the championship game…frickin George Mason. But yeah, as long as LSU goes to the championship game, I win my bracket…remember we’re broke here so we really need the money.View All Photos ›
…and if you don’t choose one of these ladies, you’ll be locked up in a room w/ naked Star Jones & Gay Al Reynolds having sex (in order words, choose one of the chicks).View All Photos ›