114 Year Old Dolly Parton Is Still Alive @ 2006 Oscars

I don’t know what’s worse: staring @ Jojo poofy face, staring @ Dolly Parton’s “Jaw From Hell” face or pouring acid into my eyes while simultaneously having someone pluck my fingernails using one of those sadistic torture tools out of the Chinese Communist Party’s Torture Toolbox?

Seriously, this lady should just go to Dolly World, jump on one of her roller coaster rides & then once it’s running & @ its very peak, Dolly should jump out & pray that nothing breaks her fall on the way down…