114 Year Old Dolly Parton Is Still Alive @ 2006 Oscars

I don’t know what’s worse: staring @ Jojo poofy face, staring @ Dolly Parton’s “Jaw From Hell” face or pouring acid into my eyes while simultaneously having someone pluck my fingernails using one of those sadistic torture tools out of the Chinese Communist Party’s Torture Toolbox?

Seriously, this lady should just go to Dolly World, jump on one of her roller coaster rides & then once it’s running & @ its very peak, Dolly should jump out & pray that nothing breaks her fall on the way down…

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41 comments
Dick Throbbin
Dick Throbbin

I don't give a f**k, I'd bone her in a heart beat ! From behind most likely or I'd have my face buried in her tits if on top of her.

She's RICH, and got huge titties. 'Nuf said.

patrick
patrick

Not really sure why I kept reading the stuff on here then I realized that there were only like 5 things bad about Dolly on here, and the rest were amazing. I do agree that she is a little to thin, but what people do not know that she got really sick a few years ago with a flu and lost some weight. When you older its hard to keep weight on if you get sick. In 2005 she looked Healthy and fine, then 6 months later after being sick with a flu she lost weight and didnt look as healthy. Yes she is 62 now... but look at what all she is still doing. Shes involved with so many things to help make this world a better place. She is gaining weight though slowly. I understand the entertainment value of picking on celebs....especially the ones that deserve it...... what ever that may be. But honestly...DOLLY? I have known her for a long time and so have tons of people I work with. She's so sweet and does so much good for people, why would you make fun of her...or"the way she looks as you keep point reference to... I just dont understand that. Im sure the people that run this site will never have the honor of being in her company, to experience the joy and overwhelming calmness she brings to a room, which is sad cause then you would be taking this off your site and regret picking on one of the greatest persons in history. The statments on this sight show the ignorance in people today. Truly sad the day you have to pick on Dolly Parton.....or "her Looks". She's an angel.....so take another look at those wrinkels kids...cause quite honestly she's the closest thing to Heaven many of us will ever see ever see!!!

peacelove
peacelove

i'd give her a good one.. look at those tits!

A Corner Wino
A Corner Wino

Dolly has big fake tits and takes it up the asshole like an old whore she is ....she's been fucked out

Chompers
Chompers

I loved her ever since I was a kid, she has a big heart and a great personality. I liked her VH1 story.

noneyab
noneyab

dont slam dolly shes better n u

noneyab
noneyab

r u f-ing crzy talkin bout dolly like that shes so much better than u and makes more money a day than u make in a year so f off maybe if u didnt worry so much about her u could concentrate on your own dead beat lives we all know your talkin bout her cause it makes u fell better bout u're self and 4 61 she looks pretty @$%#^ good

so get it thru u're thick head

noneyab
noneyab

i think u are out of it to be making slams against dolly she has acomplished alot more n u so u need to back of she mkes more moneyin a day than u do in a year so get u're prioritys straight and yeah shes 61 but she looks better than most 20 yr olds so @$%W

off

sara
sara

why do her boobs want to eat me?

Butterflies
Butterflies

Why don't they post more shots of skanks like Tara Reid or Britney Spears? Dolly doesn't belong in any derogatory catagory what-so-ever. You've never seen pics of her drunk in bars acting like a dumbass. Is this all you got? OOOOO, Dolly's 114 haaaaaaaa! Guess what losers, we'll all age one day, just like your parents and grandparents it's a fact of life. It's what you've done during that time that REALLY matters. Imagine what Tara Reid will look like at Dolly's age. Now that's scary.

Elle
Elle

I love dolly shes great

Alisa
Alisa

I know the site is about making fun of celebs I guess. But I really hate to see Dolly on here. If she weren't such a sweet, wonderful, adorable, lady it wouldn't hurt so bad. I just love her. How can you say anything bad about Dolly? EVERYBODY likes her. I wish you'd take this off your site.

lksjdf
lksjdf

Dolly is beautiful. Those are just bad photos of her.

envyme
envyme

How does she walk around with those things. She looks so frail. Her skin looks too fragile to handle those two big ass moonballs.

kenny parton
kenny parton

people dolly is so skinny because when she writes her songs she needs to think about things so she fasts (don't eat a lot) for a couple of days. she is going to have breasts reduction or she has already had it because she had a lot of pain in her back. dolly is cool trust me i know. she help a lot of people out if she buys an expensive coat or something like that she feels bad because she thinks it could help someone else.

mygurldolly
mygurldolly

I've talked to her up close. Her surgeries look fine...she's just lost some weight over the last year and it makes her head look big. I'm sure she'll put a few pounds back on in time and her face will fill out a little more and she'll look less fragile. Last year around this time she didn't look old and fragile...but that was probably 10 pounds ago. She's such a beautiful person on the inside. Truly amazing...and I think she still looks good on the outside too. I'll always love her.

red
red

" We’re not making fun of who she is—just what she looks like.

Give us that much at least, damn it. "

I like Dolly as a person, and your poking fun at her doesn't bother me. I'd venture to think that she herself would probably get a kick out of some of this also. She has a pretty good sense of humor about herself.

sean p
sean p

Cassie -no it isnt... her boobs rock! I love those things... she should rent those things out! Dolly looks great as always!

Cassie
Cassie

Her chest is hazardous.

browneyedqtiepie
browneyedqtiepie

Dolly is beautiful. I've met her a few times up close, and she is breathtaking. The woman is an American treasure and icon. Everyone loves her because she loves everyone. She's the most non-judgmental person on the planet, and we could all learn a few things from her. You're pissing people off because you're badmouthing someone who is like everyone's mother, dear aunt or sister. She doesn't care what you think about her, but a lot of us do.

Jason
Jason

... yea maybe, but she looks like she always has... as she says... "nothing grows in tha shade" and that is why she is so tiny... she isnt revolting to me...she is pretty :)

Gillian
Gillian

Surely she's had ribs removed? Her waist is 16 inches and her boobs are like 77!

It's revolting!

Jason
Jason

Ok somehow i came across this shit after looking at Jennifer Maniston..(she looked angry) and all i gots to say is Dolly looks better than the maniston! HOLLA

jesse112
jesse112

YO I HAVE TO AGREE, DOLLYS BANGIN, HER BODY IS AWESOME... SHES LIKE PAM ANDERSONS MOM! SHE IS A HOTTIE FOR HER AGE!

Erica
Erica

I fucking love the woman...after seeing her in concert...she is hilarious and has the type of personality where if you just watch her you fall in love...and so what she looks like plastic...girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to look good...so lay off Dolly...cause she's the Muther Fuckin' shit fo sho!

Desiree
Desiree

Please leave Dolly alone! She is Beautiful inside and out!

Intrigue
Intrigue

I can't stand looking at her!!!!

Keepin the name private!
Keepin the name private!

Dolly is Dolly! Thats what i love about her! Why do you all have to make fun of her age! She is only 60 and looks like shes 45! NOT 114!

David
David

I like the way Dolly looks personally! She has always been this way! Big Boobs Big Hair Big Personality!

Myrianna
Myrianna

I love Dolly! I dont see why people hate on her! She is awesome and her new CD is awesome! PEACEOUT!

Jason
Jason

Darwinia,

If you knew more about her, you would know she didnt buy into hollywood standards infact she has always had big boobs and big hair. When she was a kid she would use berries in the mountains as lipstick and she modeled herself to look like the town tramp, and she will tell you that! AND BESIDES What does Big Boobs have to do with religion, the only thing she has ever had done is had them lifted! Leave her alone and appreciate her for her talent! She has made no mistakes!

Sara
Sara

Your also making fun of her age Moelicious!!! Dont front! She is 60 not 114! I think she looks great and besides lets see how you will look at her age!

Darwinia Jacobs
Darwinia Jacobs

If she's so religious, why did she get such disgustingly large breast implants?

I heard some sound byte not too long ago of her saying her breasts are literally killing her.

She's a great person but she has made a whole bunch of mistakes regarding vanity.

I really like her but she shouldn't have bought into the Hollywood standards of beauty.

Kelly
Kelly

Well in my opinion. Dolly looks great! She sounds great! and in general she is a sweethearted lady with a big personality! She has always been this way and some people will never appreciate her for who she is. All they see is Big boobs and big Hair but in reality there is someone there who is more talented than most people will ever be. She has written i think like 5,000 or more songs and has won countless awards. Anyways i think she is gorgeous, yes she is skinny and could gain a little weight but she is still sexy at sixty!

Moelicious
Moelicious

We're not making fun of who she is---just what she looks like.

Give us that much at least, damn it.

Sara
Sara

yea leave Dolly alone... shes better looking than you will ever be. I love everything about this woman. If you knew more about her you would appreciate her. She is a walking angel. I LOVE YOU DOLLY!! I COULD CARE LESS WHAT THESE BASTARDS SAY... AT LEAST YOURE OUT THERE WORKING IT AND ALL THESE BASTARDS HAVE TO DO IS TALK ABOUT IT... haha Yea i agree with the guy above... GET A LIFE and leave Dolly alone!! DOLLY ROCKS!

Jason
Jason

you all are pathetic for even having a site like this yet you can crack on someone who is multi-talented, who is one of the best song writers off all time. Im a guy.. i think she is beautiful, and very entyertaining. I feel sorry for you for not appreciating this creative soul and beautiful spirit. GET A LIFE LOSERS! And please never compare J.Lo to Dolly again! Dolly deserves way more credit and just so you know Dolly is only 60. BEATCHES!

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

Well if she hadn't gotten so much plastic surgery you guys would be knocking her wrinkles... THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE when a woman doesn't ag e naturally!

She's scary cause she's so weak and thin in an old looking way but she has a huge head and huge boobs.. I wish she wasn't so skinny, she'd look so much better! It looks like you could snap her in half!

Summer
Summer

yah. thats scary. i think i need my shrink cos im gonna b having nitemares about this for a long time (and so soon after calling my shrink after seeing lindsays wardrobe malfunction. i think lindsays was worse im gonna b having nitemares about lindsay longer):(

SG
SG

shes a bobble head :(