Anchorwoman Melissa Theuriau: Nude, Naked, Topless! There Is A God!

First, for those of you who don’t really know of Ms. Theuriau, all you must know is that she’s French & that she’s pretty much the hottest news anchor on the face of this planet. Respect.

Ok, w/ that in hand: I did a lameass rating of this woman back in 2004 & suggested that she needs to do Playboy and/or go into Hollywood movies and/or porn. We make such wise recommendations for most hot women we discover so please don’t be shocked.

Since no one will read this crap anyway, please take your dirty, perverted eyes to the following NSFW pages to view Melissa prancing around the beach topless. I was pretty disappointed, but then again, that’s like anything that’s built up way too much. I was expecting to see two-carat diamond studs surgically implanted into her breasts, but oh well…

[Remember, this is NSFW!!]

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48 comments
Gay Dave
Gay Dave

I'd rather have teh Bumsecks with you male posters....particularly you 'Gilmore Yeats'...and you too 'gibbler'. Seeing as you have a thing for ankles, boys, I can spurt my 'love porridge' on your ankles and then I will lick it all off again and sawp it between our mouths as we do a deep tongue kiss. You know you want to, guys. You're all closet homos like me.

richturd shitfling
richturd shitfling

mmmmm regan! oh, i would have definitely ate that possessed underage cunt. have her vomit pea soup on my head and then make me lick the blood off of her crusifix. oh, i need to go in the bathroom and perform an exorcism of my own! oh! i rape kids, i rape kids!

fuck nigger cunt
fuck nigger cunt

She needs a good fuck in her tight little 30 year old asshole.

vant
vant

she beautyful, i love she

vant
vant

yes, she very very hot,

FRANCISCO
FRANCISCO

ela é d++++++

pena no Brasil não se ver o programa desta bela apresentadora

Keith Patrick
Keith Patrick

God! I miss College and Kimberly Loeffler, MD. She's this anchor's perfect twin. Women rock. That's why they all should get one on their fingers, if their heart's so desire. Peace from Los Angeles, CA. - Keith

Noname
Noname

Maybe you should post pictures of her current boyfriend, the one you see here is past :-)

jim
jim

y r u fags looking at her ankles ??????????????????

Scott
Scott

Regarding this post:

"Gilmore Yeats

she looks like a Bitch. I bet she’s real smart, and doesn’t get by on her looks…"

Your words read like you're a dick.

Paolo Yogurt
Paolo Yogurt

Cos'ha in mano nella terza foto, un bicchiere di sburra? Questa è una figa da sballo, che gnocca della Madonna, dio can!

What does she hold in hand on the third pic, a glass full of cum? This is a freakin' hottie, what a Virgin Mary-worthy pussy, god dog!

SEbbbb
SEbbbb

WAHAAAAHOU ! What a beautiful girl with a nice bottom :)

dukelko
dukelko

I think she has a gr8 scope in 'naked news' channel :)!!! She sure is hot piece of ass.

JazzMan
JazzMan

Definitely a beautiful woman!!

Personally, I did not notice her ankles... too busy noticing the rest of her. :)

Bangster
Bangster

Dudes..... Fat ankles? They are perfect just like those boobies.....skinny girls with giant racks suck, french women with hairy pits rule.

from paris
from paris

she is very very small

don't worry, guys don't mind her ankles, she wears high heels always.

Chris
Chris

She must be a charter member of the IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Committee). Boy boobs do nothing for me.

GILBERTO
GILBERTO

ELA É REALMENTE LINDA , MAS A ÚNICA COISA QUE NÃO COMBINA É O DEDO POLEGAR DA MÃO DIREITA DELA..OBSERVEM, PARECE O DEDO DO ..ET...

TMan
TMan

Do you ever post any pictures that you haven't fucked up?

tyler
tyler

I just want to ask all the feminazis out there.

What is so wrong about a man (men) admiring Melissa's beauties and intelligence ?

tyler
tyler

The woman is smart (journalism degree) and beautiful.

Those who insulted Melissa are ugly, insecure, spiteful men hating feminazi.

French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau Naked On Beach
French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau Naked On Beach

[...] For the curious few (96% of you bastards), Ms. Theuriau walked around w/out her bikini top only a couple months back, as well. Let’s hope she makes this a scandalous habbit of hers. Ow!! [...]

add
add

shes fuckin hot!!! omg could she be any fitter??? luv it!

es-won
es-won

ohhhh man.....

is it just me, or are the pics were she smokes a hubbly bubbly soooo much hotter??

Eagle
Eagle

Who the Hell is looking at her ankles. I can't stop looking at her tits and thinking what it would be like to slap my dick between them

Moose
Moose

You need a new word.

Genius
Genius

you people are fucking pooftas.

Moelicious
Moelicious

I added a few more pics from her normal news show, so that the magnitude of the nude shots easier to feel...sad, I know.

ivy
ivy

The first caption says something like "Fred is lucky: he can look at it very near without having an eye ache" and the second one says somewhere along the lines of "Mélissa has obligated him to put crême, Fred is all red. At the same time, she presents infos, not Beautiful and Zen." Anyways, I think she's very pretty, but her ankle does look freakish in the 1st pic.

Genius
Genius

Melissa is what you call a natural beauty. She doesnt need all that make up crap to make her look good. Whats this about her ankles??? You must be a proper bunch of pooftas if you think there is something wrong with Melissa.

Iceman
Iceman

She is HOTT!! I cant tell about the ankles, i need to see them up close, wrapped around my head....

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

ive never seen this women before this, and, wow, she is really pretty. and in a classy non degrading way. and yeah i agree, im surprised since she is a french newscaster that something like this didnt show up sooner, i mean, i thought it was common place to walk around nude beaches and such there....

PS anyone know what the captions in the pics say? i dont read french and im too lazy to retype them into a translation site

John
John

Body looks great to me.

Hard to judge ankles from a picture

But they are the surest way to predict a woman's weight future

Moose
Moose

I don't really get the fat ankles comment.. they look fine to me.

gibbler
gibbler

damn straight gilmore. bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

Ankles are fat, she looks like a whore, and she doesn't shave her nasty, cheese-eating surrender monkey armpits - NEXT!

TheChef
TheChef

In Picture one, she looks like her fucking ankles are busted.

But the boobs are shaweet

Kelvin
Kelvin

Oh and some notes:

1. They're actually quite nice, those breasts.

2. This goes to show that all those ppl who think that she looks good only because of studio makeup are just plain wrong.

3. Considering how often French women go topless at the beach, this was kind of inevitable.

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

she looks like a Bitch. I bet she's real smart, and doesn't get by on her looks...