Anchorwoman Melissa Theuriau: Nude, Naked, Topless! There Is A God!

First, for those of you who don’t really know of Ms. Theuriau, all you must know is that she’s French & that she’s pretty much the hottest news anchor on the face of this planet. Respect.

Ok, w/ that in hand: I did a lameass rating of this woman back in 2004 & suggested that she needs to do Playboy and/or go into Hollywood movies and/or porn. We make such wise recommendations for most hot women we discover so please don’t be shocked.

Since no one will read this crap anyway, please take your dirty, perverted eyes to the following NSFW pages to view Melissa prancing around the beach topless. I was pretty disappointed, but then again, that’s like anything that’s built up way too much. I was expecting to see two-carat diamond studs surgically implanted into her breasts, but oh well…

[Remember, this is NSFW!!]

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