Coco vs Coralie Eichholtz/Robinson – Bastardly Ho Matchup!

Ok, the idea here is to choose the most ho’ish lady.

1. Coco – Grade school name = Nicole Austin. She’s currently Ice T’s whore who he prances around in ultra-tight & super scandalous attire at award shows and in front of his neighborhood mini-mart when he’s in need of some quick cash.
2. Coralie Eichholtz/RobinsonHer website explicitly says she goes by both last names, so don’t think I’m weird or anything. She apparently gives killer blowjobs b/c she got some editor @ Loaded magazine to declare her the 3rd sexiest woman in the world. She’s a British flavored ho who appears in nude sections of the country’s various tabloids.

Ok, with those ho-out backgrounds, please review the photos below & declare the Ho of all Hos! Mariah Carey is a dirty, conniving whore, so she was disqualified. Sorry Mariah fans.

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55 comments
fine
fine

yeah coco is hot! like a nasty skanky eastern european dude, she looks like a man. the only reason anyone (a classless anyone) would think she is hot is because she has a round ass. besides that she is built like a dude. ugly skanky and cheap. yeah she looks hot! she has nothing going for her except an ass and she has made one hell of an ass of herself with it!

if she was considered hot, why isnt every woman in hollywoood having plastic surgery to look like her? ask yourself that? they got the money to so why dont they? because its cheap and skanky and nobody wants to look like a washed up old porn star ....fool

Otto
Otto

Neither of them.. Ugh.. They both make me wanna puke..

Rap's #1 Groupie
Rap's #1 Groupie

man emma karney's a bitch just cause u blog on dif. web sites don't mean u ain't got a life she's prob. a ugly 45 yearold virgin who wishes she had a life hha ha lol

Rap's #1 Groupie
Rap's #1 Groupie

i agree wit sebastian payne and i'm a girl i also agree wit all the people who posted nice coments about coco she's fabulose oh and 4 the record she worked as a nude model a bikini model and a lingerie model and in that line of work and wit coco's boddy heres alot of preasure to have big tits and balance everthing out she propbaly got them cause of her job or because even back she was trying to catch ICE'S eye guess it worked !!!!!!!

Rap's #1 Groupie
Rap's #1 Groupie

she totally does maybe there related i would put it past um

Rap's #1 Groupie
Rap's #1 Groupie

i agree wit u but ice isn't that bad he looked a hole lot better in svu but i got a friend that would sleep wit him anyday of the week!!!!

Emma
Emma

personaly i think coralie is the bigger ho but in this picture coco looks more hoish mainly cause u can totally see her tits lol bet ice-t's luvin that !!!!!

jez
jez

coco may be a hoe but alot of bitches wish they looked like her and wish they could afford half the shit she has on her body. fake or not dont hate she looks fabulous.

meanie
meanie

hands down coco....but i'm guessin this is a sarcastic question...even a blind can tell whose sluttiest!! the one that smells like ice-t :P

LIKEIT
LIKEIT

Hey they are pretty no doubt..I jerked off when I saw them.

Just Another Bastard Online
Just Another Bastard Online

Neither is exceptionally cute (both are kinna ugly to me, actually), and both have "sex toy" bodies.. I wouldn't *date* either, but as long as they're clean, both would be fun to keep around for an occasional mindless banging. However, if I must choose one, I'll go with a brunette over a blonde most times..

jayjay
jayjay

nigg fuk dat.....they can both prance on my face anytime..................

Miss Thing NYC
Miss Thing NYC

I'm a woman, and I think Coco is HOT STUFF. Ice-T, well...I wouldn't want to be Coco at night and in the same bed with him! In bed with Coco? YES PLEASE!

mike mike
mike mike

i'd fuck them both endlessly for at least a week. I know they're sluts so my 8 1/2 wouldn't do shit for them

haz
haz

You must be kidding me. Coco has fake e cups, but her body is bangin. yeah she's had surgery on her face, yeah shes a skank hoe and yeah shes proud of it. so why wudn't you give her the maddest root doggystyle. that other bitch, not sure if her titties r fake or not shes also a self proclaimed skank as if you wouldn't slam her like it was the end of the world.

no im not some 35 yr old internet technician but yes i do need to get sum poon coz i got jack shit on NYE. need more game lol.

Slick Rick
Slick Rick

stupid-ass hatin' MF's always talkin' shit about the women who are just extreme exhibitionists...get over yourselves ya bastardly FAGS & HAGS...i love when coco is posted...what a fuckin' body...this girl would keep an eternal smile on my face & wood in my drawers too(but not for long b/c it's gonna be in her mouth & belly erupting soon after)...keep showing all that good shit as far as i'm concerned girls...i'm secure with mine, unlike the vast majority of you obviously, when it comes to these type of women...you can't handle coco's TRUTH when it's showtime...the other hussy can get it too, AFTER coco unless coco wants her in on the party at the same time...

rob23
rob23

cocois the fines then that other bitch

Ice-T & Coco Lee @ 2006 MTV VMAs Already Win t
Ice-T & Coco Lee @ 2006 MTV VMAs Already Win t

[...] I am not disappointed one bit. Even though, the black “dress” is still better than the blue thing she has on, I’m not gonna sit here and complain. Any which way you look @ it, these two have perfected the whole ‘red carpet shock & awe‘ gig. [...]

Peety
Peety

LMAO since when are dogs hot? Now Jessica Alba and Selita...hot damn...

mrbiggywiggy
mrbiggywiggy

COCO iS HOT!!!!!! fuck all you jealous BITCHES!!

Sebastian Payne
Sebastian Payne

Coco is beautiful. Coco was especially beautiful when she was 18 and had brunette hair. For those who think her azz might be fake Nope girl was born with that nice huge firm azz. She actually had somewhat big breast before the implants, and they were very nice so I don't know why she needed them but oh well. Coco's body is amazing from front to back. Seriously you will have a hard time finding girls that have better: asses, (fake) tits, legs, and stomachs than her. I think she might have had plastic surgery on her face, since she didn't used to look so chiselled, but if you see her just hangin around without posing she looks pretty damn good.

monolith
monolith

They both look damn good! Especially COCO! If are a guy and you don't think that having big boobs, a flat stomach, and a nice ass is sexy then you are G-A-Y. (If you are a girl that thinks that, then you are probably pretty FUGLY and jealous)

DatGirl
DatGirl

Does anyone see CoCo's weave tracks...ugggh

Mayra Veronica Slutting Up the 2006 BET Awards - T
Mayra Veronica Slutting Up the 2006 BET Awards - T

[...] By chance, does Mayra get her fashion tips from Coco Lee? Of course, we’re talking w/ the bootilicious/boobilicious Coco Lee who’s currently whored out @ affordable, nightly rates by the one & only Rapper/Pimpdaddy Ice-T. [...]

G-Spot
G-Spot

Co co's got my vote. That body is Smmmokin! DON'T HATE!

You know what Ice would say, "Don't hate the player, hate

the game." And you know when I wrote this I was ROLLIN!!!

HA! HA! HA!

So take that PLAYA!!!

coralie whore
coralie whore

YOU ARE THE NEW WHORE FROM ENGLAND!YES?!DREVE SOON TOO HELL YOU UGLY FUCKING WHORE!YOU LOOKS VERY SHIT!SHIT AND SHIT!CORALIE DIRTY STINKS WHORE!WITH SUPER UGLY BREAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coralie whore
coralie whore

CAROLIE LOOKS WERY UGLY!VERY UGLY BREAST!SPUCKE WHORE OLD BITCH!BIG FUCK WITH 50 CENT!AND BIG COOCK IN YOUR BIG PUSSY!OLD WHORE UGLY!

nisa
nisa

If you are a man and you disagree with either one of these beautiful displays of whoredom, you are a fag. If you are a woman and you have something to say, i think it would sound much better with your mouth full.

thank you and goodnight.

c lew
c lew

are yall serious or just gay? coco is one of the best lookin women in the world. yall make fun of her for her huge tits but look at pamela anderson.....grow some balls and get rid of your fat ass wife

candace
candace

coco has 3 asses, ones one her chest, ones on her behind, and the others on her arm.

scotty
scotty

what is it with white women these days? the more negroized western society becomes the uglier white women become. audrey hepburn and grace kelly, moira shearer and mary ure, gone, and replaced with trashy filth like those two SKANKS!

scotty
scotty

that old saying, once you go black you never go back. well jesus h fucking christ, thank bloody god for that!

bonkerz
bonkerz

I think Coralie has a great chance at scoring JT. After all, he fucked Cammy D didn't he? I don't think he likes ugly boobs though. Or hair that can never be blonde. And an ass that should have been implanted over your boobs to come close.

PS your nose looks like someone took an axe to it. Or did it rub off whilst giving too much head?

OZ
OZ

Given a choice i will tap both these asses. WHat the fuck are you guys thinking man.. If these girls show up in ur bed room i bet u r nto gonna say no.

Mullet
Mullet

well seen as all you posting commenting are either fat, bitchy daddies girls who are constantly told by ya uncle pete that your pretty (whilst he gives you a grope) or filthy 35 year old virgin computer technicians, id say yall can shut it. 'oh theyre both ugly' etc etc like youve had better (or should we make that any at all). advice fellas: stop surfing (the only 'sport' you do) the internet all day, stop sitting in your own filth and find ya self some vagina. oh and ladies dont be so bitchy. uncle pete likes a finger up his bottom as well.... goodbye shlags

emma karney
emma karney

you ugly wanna be pretty girls and try to get girls out of your league guy's need to get a life, because while your sitting here writting about hot girls you wanna fuck that have exciting lives we or should i say i am out there living them... you only wish you had anything close to resembleing a life like mine... oh and all you fat slags that are reading this.. go to the fucking gym... coralie

red
red

they'd fit right in at a biker convention

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

How many DOLPHINS were killed using the nets to snag these fishy-poon-smelling-hags?

Bet Coco has a goofy pattern all over her bubbies for smashing those two girls in the netting like a bag of grapefruits from Safeway. Coralie's "dot" looks like an earwig slithering down her forehead enroute to her ear canal to suck out what little grey matter still exists in her cranium...

ghettoASSmuthafuka
ghettoASSmuthafuka

damn skanks... what the fuck is up with that coralie bitches eyes....and what the fuck is icet doing... he must b pushin 50 now man. NIGGA you too old for that shit

Caliban
Caliban

Without going in depth Coco comes off as the bigger sleez, I actually like the knit outfit Coralie is wearing, I would like to get that on my woman, but for me only indoors.

paris-sux.com
paris-sux.com

they boyh been rode hard and put away wet - did they do it in the limo on the way?

jaye
jaye

Coco is the bigger 'ho.

1) Her thong doesn't cover her entire p*ssy, which we can all easily see, is bald. The thong hardly covers her gash. Coralie has full coverage of the frontal nether regions, therefore, less scandalous.

2) Her tits are fully out there for everyone to see, nips and all. Coralie has those babies covered.

3) Most importantly, Coco has a French Manicure, which no self-respecting 'ho leaves home without.

Ashley
Ashley

Why not? Is anal better than a blow job from a penis POV?

real342
real342

LOL! You don't have to give "killer blowjobs" if you take it up the ass.

Moose
Moose

Holy hell. I will soon be stuck fast in my own vomit.

lemure
lemure

Lilah, I'll explain. Sometimes men are drunk and sometimes they are high, when you combine with horny you get sex with tranny and/or whores. As for marrying one, well I'm sure Ice-T is making mad money putting Coco on the hoe stroll.

Lilah
Lilah

They're disgusting. I honestly can't see how a man could think they're attractive..

Beaner
Beaner

Yes the blond is DEFINITELY a man, man. She has the junk tucked away like the chick (dude) in Ace Ventura.

Moomoo
Moomoo

Coco looks like A MAN. Coralie has an equally revolting face. Even makeup can't make either of them palatable. What a fucking shame.