Horse Face Transvestite Tori Spelling Gallops To Godfather Premiere

Tori should…

1. Wire $20-30 mil of Daddy’s money into her account
2. Purchase some random Caribbean Island up for sale
3. And then,Relocate from the mainland & stay away from all cameras.

27 comments
Catherine Peters
Catherine Peters

"Live out loud. Im freaking out is my husband? Two babies at home thats all im sayin'"

Don
Don

What AMAZES me about this chick is that she has had a shite load of SURGERY (face, hooters etc), yet she still remains extremely pig like, and about as sexy as a transvestite with a beard.

JOUBERT
JOUBERT

Jesus Christ - Tori Spelling makes the mythical Medusa look good. I swear, her face is so unbelievably ugly that it's incredible! Thank God I will never meet her face to face, for if I did, I know her monstrous mug would turn me into stone! Her loathsome face literally RADIATES ugliness!

pennyforyourthoughts
pennyforyourthoughts

Tori Spelling is the ugliest thing in hollywierd. With her Dad having all that money you think that he would help her out and get her "fixed". if that is at all possible. She doesn't have talent, and I cannot imagine who would want to go to bed with that--they must of been pretty damn drunk, and put a bag over her head. UUuuuuuugggggggghhhhh.

lola
lola

her nose surgeon ought to be shot for cutting that sunken notch in her nose.

shit, shows you money can't buy looks...get your nose fixed tori!

Chari
Chari

Shes ok looking. I like her dress in this pic

sewer
sewer

Jennifer, YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i KNOW YOU WANT HER

Jennifer
Jennifer

Tori Spelling is so hairy she looks like she's got Chebaka or Bigfoot in a leglock

Jennifer
Jennifer

Tori Spelling is sooo ugly and a slut. She needs a bottle of round-up and a weed whacker to trim her pubic undergrowth

sewer
sewer

shes hot. shut the fuck up! She is so gourgeous i'd like to gorge on her! what a hottie! you guys are jelous cuz she doesnt stink and shes hot aso hot! JElous I hate you Tori's fuckin your man/wovabdmwoman !!!

what
what

She is so fuckin ugly! She has the oddest features! YUCK! Its blatantly obvious shes famous cuz of her dad. Spoiled brat!

11211
11211

Being incredibly ugly is one thing, but why force people to look at you on television? That's sort of sick. Like a flasher with a deformed penis.

gavrogirl
gavrogirl

Neigh-gative horse references, GHAAHAHAHHAAHA awesome.

The alien's trying to come out of her titties again!

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

Horses are most definitely beautiful, minotaurs are not.

snadtartie
snadtartie

Hay! what's with all these neigh-gative horse references? (confused again; aren't horses supposed to one of gods most beautiful creatures?

lemure
lemure

I met her and her personality is as unpleasant as her face. She was extremely cheap and grasping and super annoying. She's painfully thin and it draws more attention to her bizarre face/head. Speaking of which can you put come Christina Ricci pics up? I watched Cursed the other night, and although her head freaks me out, I like to stare at her oddness.

paris-sux.com
paris-sux.com

the clip was funny.

hope that they weren't trying to be serious.

Moelicious
Moelicious

rockerames, hah.

good call. i didn't know tori had it in herself...

shelovesmeNOT
shelovesmeNOT

Whoa....

oh my.

Ok. uh...

(whew!!)

The dress? ...whoa.

Even the shoes are ugly...

Daymn. I don't know where to start.

She scares me.

I have to go now...*casts nervous look over shoulder*...

Taylor R.
Taylor R.

Tori is one UGLY woman, Mr. Ed would not even date her homely horse face.

ninja
ninja

what the brown bagga doesn't come in horse size. in the pics she looks a bit like pink, but more manly if thats possible.

Shyne
Shyne

Okay, with all that money why has she NOT fixed that damn deformed boob of hers?

Moomoo
Moomoo

Calm down Gil... she may resemble a horse, but she has a right to live too...

Or at least the right to live out the rest of her days with duct tape covering her entire face at all times.

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

I pray daily for her to die. I hate her - she looks SO much like that actress on Saturday night live, it's ridiculous. I hate this nasty whore, I hope she is called home to hell, by her demon father very soon.

Gil out!

rockeramy1979
rockeramy1979

Has anyone seen the commercial of her promoting her new show that's going to be on VH1? Funny shit!