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Angell Conwell’s Tasty Apple Bottoms Bring Today’s Links!

Everyone knows that Nelly’s a manwhore & it is through his extensive manwhoring experience that he gains his tremendous understanding of the female bod. I mean, the Apple Bottoms brand is the best thing to hit American society since the BET Network! Rock on, dude!!!

Apart from Nelly’s genius, Angell Conwell is an amazing piece of work herself. From any angle you analyze Angell, you’ll soon realize that this chick literally oozes w/ milk chocolaty sexiness & that is why we here @ the bastardly are pullin’ for her every step of the way!

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* Britney survives needle piercing
* Britney’s pregnancy mystery still on people’s mind…
* Jessica Simpson’s downfall is in its final stages. Thank the Lord.
* Tori Spelling’s fiancé needs his head examined.
* Latest in Jolie-Pitt Drama. Jennifer Aniston’s doing crack?!! What?
* Fact: Petra Nemcova’s damn hot!! My God.
* The needle that pierced Britney was clean!!
* Once again, Tori’s Hubs is on crack! Is the sex THAT good?!!?
* Is Ryan Seacrest banging Teri Hatcher?
* South Park & Tom Cruise are not friends
* What is the definition of Beautiful Ugly?

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chase
chase

has torpedo southern pointed boobies like most black girls and a fake wig covering her brillo pad hair like most black girls.

Gabrielle Union Lookin’ Juicy @ The Running
Gabrielle Union Lookin’ Juicy @ The Running

[...] Let’s go to the Wiki in an attempt to help visualize my chocolatey fantasy involving 1 part Gabrielle Union, 1 part Angel Conwell, 1 part myself, and of course, 0 parts clothes. Ice cream sandwiches are handheld desserts consisting of a slice of ice cream (usually vanilla), with a small layer of a soft cake-like pastry (usually chocolate) on the top and bottom. [Wiki] [...]

theres
theres

Ewww, looks like Missy Elliot. Too many torpedo titted, nappy headed black girls haten!!

yasmin
yasmin

i get your point absulaa,not ALL white girls have flat asses,and i didn't say that either,but i still think there are a bunch of hating flat assed white girls posting here...and so what?

Absulaa
Absulaa

nice one, yasmin. I guess you'd agree dinks have no tits and all negroes are on welfare

john
john

She looks like a porn star.

yasmin
yasmin

yes she's perfectly beautiful curtis...you just have some hating flat assed white girls posting.but hey what more do you expect? lol sorry bitches. she looks nothing like a baboon, but she's black so that qualifies her automatically right? like i said flat assed bitches...go get some botox and collagen injections fast!

ken
ken

ddaaayyyuuummm ... thank ya..

Curtis
Curtis

I agreeshe does kinda look like Missy Elliot in the face. What I can not understand is all the negative comments. Brown bag? Hell no. I can not even fathom where the babbon comment came from.

np67
np67

Hey Gilmore Yeats, why are you insulting baboons????

curegirl
curegirl

Can anyone say "buttaface"?!!! She is a brown bagger for sure!

cupcake
cupcake

She looks like Missy Elliot a little in the face I think.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

You may sip on her milkshakes...but the POLYMERS you ingest will have you dry heaving after the first suck.

np67
np67

That is one disgusting animal.

lemure
lemure

The third picture is the hottest one. Nice boobies, she looks very young though how old is she?

Since BET? That station has become a complete disgrace since Viacom bought it.