Drunk Tara Reid, Pill-Popping Kelly Osbourn & Her Belly Button


2 Be Free 2006 Fall Fashion Show

For once Tara Reid is lookin’ good—everything from skin to smile. But unfortunately, we can’t weigh too heavily on Tara’s positive image since, after all, she’s standing next to the one & only Kelly Osbourne. I mean, let’s not bullshit ourselves; there aren’t too many things you can’t sit next to Kelly Osbourne & not have it look better than her. Ok, that was mean.

In other news, I’m saddened to report that all fat Kelly Osbourne jokes might be ending soon.

After repeated jibes about her weight and a breakdown, the determined daughter of rocker Ozzy has shed two stone [28 pounds!].

Sporting tight jeans and a backless top, Kelly, 21, wowed a US fashion show.

One onlooker said: “She’s not super-skinny but looked absolutely amazing – really fit and well.”

Singer Kelly went into rehab last year after taunts about her bulky figure.

But Kelly, who once said most of her pals were skinny and miserable, still loves chocs. She said: “I live on my own so don’t cook. If hungry, I eat chocolate. That’s my only diet – and I’ve lost weight.” [Mirror]

I have a feeling some other things might also be involved in Kelly’s chocolate diet.

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33 comments
mrdingdonghead
mrdingdonghead

is Phillip McCracken telling us his penis is low fat? now um... ah.. is that really something phil should be BRAGGING about?

NEXT!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Hm.

How about Tara's shoes on Kelly....wait...no, they'd explode. Kelly looks like she can barely fit into hers.

Hm.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LMAo holy shit i came here cause i remembered how hot Kelly Osbourne used to be, and i couldnt help but get a good chuckle at my comments over a year later.

truly awesome.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Nameless Hollywood bone-bag chick looks hungry. Somebody, please feed her.

Shutupko27
Shutupko27

oh wow, people have no fucking lives, why they hate on kelly osbourne??? i have no clue, they have no real reason. yeah sure she is no angelina jolie but she has been around long enough to make a name for herself, and people are just hateing!!

1. all the guys shouldn't be talking shit, bcuz they can't get shit, and if they did, they wouldn't sit around posting comments about celebrities

2. half the chicks that are talking shit are probably as big as a Buick! or can't get any dick and think their some famous critic because they call kelly osbourne FAT!

well news flash, we don't see you famous now do we?

so HATERS need to RAISE UP and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

OUCH!!!!!

but the pleasuring of one's self on my face is pretty cool ;) hey, im swedish, baby!! ;)

LOVE YOU ALL!!

PS, Mccracken, thank you for clearing up what a strawberry short cake is...i prefer to just have the protien shake myself.

XO everyone, esp MCCRACKEN AND MOELICIOUS!!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

A Strawberry Shortcake is when a chick is giving you head, when you are about to cum, you take it out of her mouth, cum on her upper lip area, and punch her in the nose as hard as you can.

so, in turn, she starts bleeding, then the blood mixes with the cum...BAM!!! Strawberry Shortcake!!!

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

oh, and um, one more thing...whats a strawberry shortcake?

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

McCracken, you fucking rock, i laugh so hard at all your comments.......and heres another one !

tara reid is looking FINE, kelly is looking great herself...i dont have a dick cuz im a girl but id get in between tara and kelly ANY day ! ;)

i cant get over why people think tara isnt so hot tho?

i think she is so so so SO hot!!!!

XO McCracken !!!!

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

What was that about Kelli giving head?

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Hey John, if i ever get the chance, not that i will, but if i do, ill give her a Strawberry Shortcake with regards from you, howd that be?

John
John

Phil

You can eat it I guess.

I was more going for the bite off and spit out.

Although that fat pasty head does look like it could be filled with tasty buttercream

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

in responce to the person who said to eat Kelly's Head, ill be MORE than happy to eat kelly... set her up on the table and ill make her an all i can eat buffet...

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

ill vote for something that happened between Josie and AM2 and Van Wilder....

She looked REAL cute in Josie and AM2, but you can see the downfall starting in van Wilder...

John
John

Here's the thing, it probably wasn't a single incident. Reid like so many other if her ilk has always been a party whore, but when no one knew who she was she has to work a little more and party a little less. Now everyone knows who she is from the american pie movies, and her whored-up little cell phone has millions and millions of booty/party calls just waiting to be made.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Serious Question: At which point in her career did Tara Reid start twirling down the toilet hole? Because...I'm sorry,...but when I first saw her in The Big Lebowski, I thought she was a little doll! And then her acting...well...it's solid! I mean, I think she's at LEAST got Shannon Dougherty beat! But seriously, if this poor li'l Tara WOULD'VE played her cards right...I think she could've parlayed it into being the Meg Ryan of the New Millenium's first decade. But WHICH incident marked her turning point toward becoming a self-parody?

john
john

I'd like to see someone bite the head off of kelly osborne

rosemary
rosemary

ew, i can't stand kelly, she's so gross. tara is ok, she actually looks pretty here.

Kat
Kat

What. I could've sworn "fit" indicated some sort of muscle mass located somewhere, ANYWHERE, in a body.

At least she's not sitting down in these pictures. Her love handles are slightly protruding over her waistband as it is.

SESSY
SESSY

It's...like....a mushy bag of fat...and it's all saggy-like...*shudder*

SESSY
SESSY

Tara Reid has no ass.

JulesinSD
JulesinSD

Money has a way of cleaning up people. With all of her money, she still looks like she needs

a bath has B O & nasty breath. I've never seen Kelly Osbourne look good (or even clean for

that matter). The horrifying red lipstick and the tatt's that look so harsh and Dirtbagish. Her own

psycho mother (also a disaster) balked on camera at her choice in wardrobe and begged her

not to leave the house looking ridiculous. Does she listen - Hells No.

The Osbournes are the perfect example that money has nothing to do with style or taste. I wish she

would slither away and do something good with her life other than being a drugged out

rich kid getting inked.

jaye
jaye

I hate that blonde hair on Kelly. She has a beautiful, creamy complexion that dark hair compliments. Blonde hair just looks brassy against it. Blonde hair does not automatically make you hot.

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

Kelly is another spoiled worthless brat. Tara is hanging out with her because she looks hotter by comparison. I am leaving now to solemnly pray for BOTH OF THEM TO DIE!

Gil out.

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

Don't tell me that that quote and that picture go together. Please tell me it was after that picture was taken that she shed the weight and worse a backless top... ugg I can't kid myself that is the outfit they were talking about. How could anyone say she looks healthy and fit in that pic. I think kelly is a beautiful girl but she should NOT dress 20 pounds lighter than she is. I am not fat at all but I know I can't wear everything and I wear only things that flatter me she should really do the same it really helps people find you attractive cause she could look smokin if she wants to.

cupcake
cupcake

Tara Reid lookin' much healthier...younger even.

c7c7
c7c7

She is still wearing really unflattering clothes for her figure, I don't care how much weight she's lost, that top is terrible.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

if kellys looking for something to snack on, thats low in fat, ill be MORE than happy to let her suck my dick whenever shes feeling the need to nibble on something, i dont think it has too many calories, and, ill even be nice enough to NOT cum in her mouth, u know, if shes worried about ingesting ANYTHING...im just a nice kinda guy like that...

as for Tara, shes really cute, its too bad she does seem like some sort of head case...and speaking of head...hey Kelly, hit me up!!!

lemure
lemure

Chocolate meth chips?

Lauren
Lauren

thats a nasty looking bruise on kellys arm.. but w/e tara looks cute .. better than usual at least.. even kelly.. kind of