Tranny Tori Spelling & Dumbass Dean McDermott Shopping

As you guys know, Dean McDermott got a tat of Tori’s face & body on his arm. Since he’s not inside an insane asylum, I’m assuming he was heavily drugged, totally drunk or possibly bribed by Tori herself. The truth will eventually come out—along w/ the tat.

That’s not the only tat the dude has b/c last month it was revealed he has one that reads, “Truly Madly Deeply Tori.” Duuude. Just embezzle her money & get it over w/. Don’t fuck yourself up b/c it’s not worth the physical pain later on when you go to erase them.

Actually, I take that back.

If Dean McDermott can walk away w/ $20-30mil of Tori’s money @ the end of it all, then he should get “I [heart] Tori” tattooed on his nutsack. I don’t want to see that one, though.

No pain, no gain, right? Right.

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AmosMoses
AmosMoses

I certainly don't see anything so hot about that Dean guy. My impression is that he is a movie star wannabe who thought he might get a foot up by marrying a famous producer's daughter. All he's missing is a giggolo costume.

Of course, maybe I'm wrong but then maybe I'm right.

As for the ugly comments...well, the only thing that comes to mind is the pot calling the kettle black. I doubt any of the miserably hateful cretins who derive pleasure from bringing others down do it to make their lives in the Bell Tower not seem so bad. The smut I read here sounds like it was written by pubescent neanderthals who only advanced to the 8th grade because the teachers didn't want them in class the second time around.

But you are in good company and it's a shame the world is so utterly wrapped up in superficial, mindless mental masturbation techniques like the ones I see here.

Tori may not be Catherine Zeta Jones, but who is??? Look at Sara Jessica Parker! If only the flawless were accepted in Hollywood there would be about four people on tv. I think Tori seems very nice and diplomatic. She is also classy and I like her clothes. She also serves as an inspiration to all of us who are not Catherine Zeta Jones.

FIONA
FIONA

DEAN is the king of freeloaders he's right in line with that old woman’s boyfriend that did the polly drip denture ads in the eighties –Martha raye --her boyfriend the smoozer was 23 and (she was like 80.) DONT TELL ME THIS IS LOVE.

FIONA
FIONA

WHAT A FUCKING LEACH---HIS BALLS ARE PROLLY SWEATING JUST THINKIGN ABOUT HOW HES GONNA PAY FOR ALL THAT

Moelicious
Moelicious

a note from some dude who was standing behind these two lovebirds:

so on saturday i'm walking down robertson and i spot a paparazzi frenzy with tori spelling...i'm standing there watching and they start to make out for the cameras...

i'm the headless guy holding the tea. hahhaha!

Found here: http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=18303

Mychell
Mychell

They're both crack uglies! What is with his eyes? Almost cyclops. DER.

Anne
Anne

oops, sorry for the typos.

Bastardly staff: I think that you should make a suggestion to Tory. There are a few plastic surgeons that deal with mandibles like hers, they actually trim off the excess bone of chin and jaw.

Anne
Anne

Bastardly staff: I think that you make a suggestion to Tory. There are a few plastic surgeons that deal with mandibles like hers, the actually trim off the excess bone of chin and jaw. Send her a small but friendly suggestion, I don't know why she hasn't had this done before, maybe because it's a rare procedure. But I'm pretty sure she will consider it if someone points it out to her. This girl needs to have this done in order to look normal. I know, I know, you will have one less thing to criticize about her, but you can always make fun of her fake boobs, insect-like eyes and choice of men.

I feel a bit bad for Tori, I'm sure she's not that bad, personality wise. But then again, look at her upbringing, she's had a distorted view of the world what with that loopy father of hers and getting raised in mansions as big as a town.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

“Truly Madly Deeply Tori.�

i dont think ive felt this nautius since i drank that gallon of sour milk....