Bastardly Ladies of the Day – GiGi & Lauren

Yes, yes, it’s our very own GiGi!!! Obviously they’re at a Halloween party here and GiGi tells us that she passed-out shortly after this picture was taken…but we’d like to assume that the real story involved lesbian action; pillow fighting, strawberries & whip cream, too much champagne, Tommy Lee’s sex swing, blindfolds, fuzzy fur handcuffs, maybe a midget for effect, and a hot shower scene with rubber duckies.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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glimmer
glimmer

*swoon* thanks gigi !!! :)

GiGi
GiGi

And yes, I was totally constipated in this picture!

GiGi
GiGi

Hey Gilmore-

I posted a response on my site. I only noted, however, that you posted 2 bitter and poorly written comments. Remind me to change that to 3 (I mean...3!?! In one day. Wow! That's completely normal and not pathetic at all). Your posts are very clever. I'm surprised you're stuck writing mediocre comments on the internet. Judging from said posts, I would think you were locked inside writing bestsellers. Evidently not the case though, eh? Yawn. You bore me. To everyone else, thank you again for your participation. I've posted my newest pic on my site. It's hot, hot, hot! Stay tunded for more memoirs. Coming soon!

yasmin
yasmin

gigi ,i think you're very pretty, and dont need to be a "whore".

fudge pop
fudge pop

gee, thanks for posting these pics.

Sweet dreams were all I had left in this world, bring on the nightmares.

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

Hey Gigi, you still didn't address any of my points you little guttersnipe. What fraternity party are you at, the one from "Old School" Jesus, you have to be like 35 at least, you have a serious aging problem if you are only in college. Omega MOOOO!

Gil out!

Violet
Violet

LOL I think the "God's gift" thing is cute and quirky!!

ninja
ninja

Haha, Lambda Lambda Lambda. I was thinking is she in a fictional black fraternity party or are you calling her a nerd (not really).

It looks like they are gonna start a face squinting fight. Did any other man get that shirt. I guess god is giving it to us, with love.

A Concerned Fan
A Concerned Fan

Double posting to get in a correct Revenge of the Nerds joke? Sorry PM...that invalidates your criticism! Therefore...the final decision...GiGi is hawt.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Ok i DO realize i fucked up the joke in post #23 so heres the edited version...

Gilmore, lets not be too harsh here, it MIGHT be a Frat Party, but maybe shes in a sorority…Omega MU's Anyone?

Mike
Mike

Hell, she's hotter than magma. You guys merely have issues. And small penises. That includes the bitches.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Gilmore, lets not be too harsh here, it MIGHT be a Frat Party, but maybe shes in a sorority...Lamda Lamda Lamda Anyone?

As for "A Concerned Fan" nothing wrong with banging Lesbians.one of the chicks i bang on a regular basis is one, in her OWN words, when i asked, if shes gay why does she let me fuck her on a regular basis...

"sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you dont"

hey, should be proud when u bang a lesbian, they are supposed to be into chicks, if you can screw one, means you really know what you are doing, ESPECIALLY if they come back for more.

ninja
ninja

hehe. i just now noticed the sign. the left one looks like it hurts to smile and kinda constipated.

A Concerned Fan
A Concerned Fan

I'd do her. Then again, I've done both a narcoleptic and a lesbian (sadly that's true)....so I'm not sure if my opinion counts. But I think the comments are mega harsh. Lay off our favorite Dirty Whore!

Beaner
Beaner

Gigi would look better chinese finger trapped by a couple of caks. She has a nice tight little body.

GiGi
GiGi

"She obviously has nothing meaningful in her life, and has to rely on attention from others to be satisfied with herself."

This said by someone who writes 2-paragraph comments on a picture, then returns to add more! I rest my case. Anyway, thanks for the flattery, my friends. I'm glad I could stir so many emotions.

Mike
Mike

Christ - you guys are hard to please.

Pimple-faced morons, go get laid. Consensually, lads. Don't dope your hands.

I CANT TAKE THIS
I CANT TAKE THIS

ok..shes not THAT bad

a whore maybe but shes decent looking

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

This admitted whore said

I take pictures of the back of my head because I think it's very mysterious"

PLEASE, BE EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS AND KEEP YOUR NASTY FACE OFF THE INTERNET!

Geez, go crawl back into whatever toilet you came out of. You look like a 45 yr old saggy skank trying to get some at a frat (TKE, no doubt) party. Ewww, I pray for your death with every string of my soul.

Gil out.

Nancy
Nancy

GiGi's pretty,if her nose was different she could be prettier.

I CANT TAKE THIS
I CANT TAKE THIS

well what else can you expect from a girl who writes escapades about being a whore, really

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

Wow. Gigi is suffering from what's called "delusions of grandeur". Gee, I wonder if she hangs out with ugly dudes who worship her, because she's average looking? I've seen it a hundred times. I feel bad for her. She obviously has nothing meaningful in her life, and has to rely on attention from others to be satisfied with herself. I hope she can live past 40, but with the impending anorexia and requisite drug addiction for her needy/depressed personality type, she'll be lucky to see 40 (Though she looks 45).

I mean, seriously, we've all seen this type of girl. Men do not take them seriously because they present themselves so poorly and sluttily. Sure, you have a few orgasms from a few drunken one-nighters, but you will be one lonely, sad, disheveled pile of human debris in a few years. The clock is ticking, she'll never have kids, or a family. Guys don't want to marry a skank.

Gil out.

real342
real342

That's pretty brave. GiGi doesn't look anymore wasted here than she does in the other pictures on her blog, so I assume she's kind of always wasted.

hermanita
hermanita

Yes the one on the left is much prettier, even tough I think the other girl has a slightly better body. But I can't see much from one picutre. The chick on the left wins, no contest. The other one looks scary for some reason. And it's a Halloween party, don't be so hard on the stupid sign.

Kat
Kat

The one on the left is totally prettier. But the sign is stupid, yes.

butterfly
butterfly

ok, so....the guy on the left is a skeleton (I'm pretty smart), GiGi is God's gift to men, but...uhmm....what's the other girl supposed to be? Are those wings? Is she the Angel of Death? I'm not sure God would like one of his gifts partying with the Angel of Death.......but I could be wrong. (I'm not religious, I'm just pretending)

Moelicious
Moelicious

the internet is a cruel, cruel place/

badmammajamma
badmammajamma

Dave is right. There's a picture of her on her site and she's definitely the one on the left.

Dave
Dave

GiGi is the one on the left

me
me

both are ugly, but the one on the left is better...the one on t he right is super ugly

John
John

I'd say GiGi is the one on the right. In the little caption it says she passed out soon after the picture was taken, and the one on the right looks wasted and she has a drink in her hand.

matilde
matilde

i disagree, phillip. lefty wins hands down-without the retarded costume factored in, anyway.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

uh, which one is Gigi?

i dont really want to be mean, cause, the couple of things she wrote are really interesting and quite well written, but, i REALLY hope shes the one on the right, cause, while she resembles an unattractive Haylie Duff, shes WAY better looking that then one on the left. her, im still trying to decide if i think shes packin heat or not....and, im leanin towards YES....