Now that Jessica Simpson is pretty much out of the media picture, there’s one more Simpson left—the Ass kind. Ass doesn’t really have anything in particular going for her, so we don’t see Ass getting her ass into 2007 w/ all too much media credibility.
Unless Ass decides to use the Sex Video Trump Card, we predict that Ass will fade out of the picture by Halloween later this year. I say that with confidence after peeking @ financial stats of Ass’ first & only flick, Undiscovered. Let me break it down real quick…
* Lions Gate dropped around $9mil (LG’s, Crash, cashed out big-time @ the Academy Awards, so I’m pretty no one really gives a shit about the $9mil)
* Ass’s worldwide Gross? 1.07mil
Who got the suckie-suckie treatment in order to get this idea off the ground?! God damn.
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i think she looks so much better then Jessica! Her songs are cooler and ashlee is so much popular than her sis!
Thinks she looks gorgeous as a Blonde....Owen? LOL. NO think she looks more like Cameron Diaz...and THAT is not a bad thing!!!
Ashlee is pretty, she just has basic flaws that confuse people; i think she actually is beautiful, she just sometimes doesn't wear that right makeup that makes her look even worse than she actually does.
*It should be illegal to make ugly people look good by using Photoshop*
Laughing my ass off, if this was true, then Ass-lee simpson would be in prison for life, maybe even on death row. She is an ugly unattractive dog.
It should be illegal to make ugly people look good by using Photoshop.
You got that right, ashlee simpson is ugly, with her Popeye chin and huge beak..I think she had some work done, but she is still ugly. And #29, you must be Ashlees mom, take your fucking beer goggles off. She is so fuckin ugly, nobody would give her a 2nd look walking down the street if she was not in the public eye. If you want to check out someone is actually pretty (more like beautiful) w/out a stitch of makeup on, the check out Charlotte Casiraghi.
What I love about ashlee is that she looks more beautiful with less makeup, She is a natural beauty; I've seen pics of her young w/out makeup and she was gorgeous. Wearing a lot of eyeliner really down grades on her looks, but she is barely wearing any makeup!!!
I thought that was part of the Ashlee article.
Can someone tell me HOW to get the "Easiest $800 You'll Ever Make"...?
that Kate Winslett thing was a shame, liek she said, she embarces the fact shes full figured, she might notbenow, but i digress, but kate is one of the most beautuiful women in celebredom these days, and, what they did to thosepicsof her were offensive.
ashlee, i guess i just dontget it, im not ashamed to say i liek Hilary duff and Lindsay Lohan's records (john shanks write soem great shit) but i dont get it with ashlee. the kid i work with puts her discs on sometimes and there not very good, and, like, shes not attractive, even in these obvioulsy doctored pics.
i dont know, ll i can say is, im kinda glad that she is famous cause that burger king thing was pretty funny, wroking retail if she sadi it to me it wouldt be, but, "stop talking to me bitch...im nice" thats pretty funny.
but yeah, i looked at these pics again, and yeah, her facial structure kinda changes with each shot, very strange.
Where did her puffy under eye go on the cover shot? And her beak looks different on the cover. It should be illegal to make ugly people look good by using Photoshop. Ew.
Yuck, this hurts my eyes! I 100% agree with the Owen Wilson thing. She IS Owen Wilson.
She looks kinda cute here, not perfect or hot but just kinda cute..the last pic looks alittle too much like Paris though
So that would be kind of like the Milli Vanilli incident. Hmmm... In Asslee's case, that could actually work out pretty well...
"The series of falls proved too much for Pilatus, who then turned to a life of crime, committing a series of robberies in and ultimately serving three months in jail and six months in drug rehabilitation before he was deported back to Germany. Pilatus eventually died of a drug overdose in Frankfurt on 2 April 1998."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milli_Vanilli
Yeah like that but not the model herself suing, the average people dupped into thinking entertainment celebrities always look this good. It's bad enough they have a team of make-up artists and hair stylists, but that still isn't good enough and the pictures get altered after. So basically you too can look like a star with a make-up artist a hair stylist and computer graphics engineer, but not that we are going to tell you that in the article that praises his or her youthful looks.
As an adult we can see through their media crap but some teens are VERY gullible and impressionable.
A perfect example is Tyra Banks without make-up, scary as hell, she is a 1 on the dimmer switch, lowest light density possible needed in that room.
EXACTLY what i was talking about.
This? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/2643777.stm
"Personally, I think someone will sue one of these days an allege that it is false advertising, and to be honest I think they would be right."
Didnt Kate Winslett do something like this already?
"Amazing what a fucking airbrush can do."
I have to wholeheartedly agree with this, between that and computer touch up I have no idea what to believe anymore. Personally, I think someone will sue one of these days an allege that it is false advertising, and to be honest I think they would be right.
I am not saying I can prove anything has been done to her photos, I'm just commenting in general.
oh guys shuutttt upp. she looks good
Vgooh
she looks like Owen Wilson
DUDE!
I thought same thing whens he came out w/ that haircut. She just needs to be punched in the nose a couple times & she's gold!
Theres no way Ass is better looking then Jess, u r crazy, and did you see the cover of W magazine this month?? Jess is on the Cover....check it out.
i was at work and my coworker saw this. she proceeded to show me that page 1 pic, the stripped shirt?, and she come sup to me and goes, "aw look how cute Ashlee is!!"
true story.
yeah, it made me sick too.
Vgooh, you're right! Someone just needs to crack her nose at the right place and it'll look just like Wilson's! Any takers?
LOL i agree with real342, Jessica is stunning but asslee looks like some kind of animal. Nemo i want some of your drugs.
she looks like Owen Wilson
Obviously there is alot of airbrushing, but did she also have plastic surgery in the past year? If so can anyone document it with photos?
How much vaseline was on that lens? Whoever airbrushed that close up shot should be given an award.
Looks better than her sister? What the hell are you guys smoking? I want in!
air. brush. kinda cute how they don't pull back to show the entire jacked up package. i don't think we could handle that.
she looks pretty good here. sometimes i thinks she's prettier than jess, sometimes i dont..depends on the pic
Amazing what a fucking airbrush can do.
Simpsons - one down, one to go.
(unless they're of the yeloow cartooning variety - they can stay.)
I must add that I really don't like her, though. She can't "sing" she can't "act," nor anything else.
I hate to say it, but I think she looks better than her sister. Not that that's saying much these days.
Why, God, why? I weep for my country. This little lying superficial cunt is a millionare. Think about that on the way to the rat race, America! A revolution must be at hand, things like this cannot continue.
Gil out. (and weeping)