Now that Jessica Simpson is pretty much out of the media picture, there’s one more Simpson left—the Ass kind. Ass doesn’t really have anything in particular going for her, so we don’t see Ass getting her ass into 2007 w/ all too much media credibility.
Unless Ass decides to use the Sex Video Trump Card, we predict that Ass will fade out of the picture by Halloween later this year. I say that with confidence after peeking @ financial stats of Ass’ first & only flick, Undiscovered. Let me break it down real quick…
* Lions Gate dropped around $9mil (LG’s, Crash, cashed out big-time @ the Academy Awards, so I’m pretty no one really gives a shit about the $9mil)
* Ass’s worldwide Gross? 1.07mil
Who got the suckie-suckie treatment in order to get this idea off the ground?! God damn.View All Photos ›