Charlize Theron Needs The Assistance Of Your Tongue

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 17

It’s the weekend, so who’s hungry for some baked Charlize Theron?

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bowflex dealers

bowflex dealers

Lofty cholesterol is bowflex dealers to the situation of angina and ticker sickness.

Hard one
Hard one

the best looking girl in hollywood....period

Smartypants
Smartypants

I bet the director licked that chare

alexmck
alexmck

Shes supossed to be gold lol! Its not fake bake tan

Caliban
Caliban

They could have painted her green with pink dots and I would still fuck her proper.

snakegoddess
snakegoddess

Harlize Amazon is always a favorite. @omglike*

ADRIANNA
ADRIANNA

SHE IS HOT HOT HOT HOOOOTHOOOOT TO DEATH SHE LOOKS LIKE A GOLDEN ANGEL CHARLIZE YOU TURN ME ONNNNN

John
John

I don't give a crap what she is "supposed' to look like she looks like a butterball

and her hands are the size of oven-mits

so hot, but not perfect

Musharica
Musharica

Are ya'll stupid? She's not being fake-baked, she's supposed to look golden. I think it's a cool pic.

Gail
Gail

Now this is a gorgeous woman. She is perfect

JCRogers
JCRogers

Clearly she's been painted gold to match the chair. It's not bad fake tanning at all, it's makeup. Foos.

john
john

She should be covered in gravy

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Holy Tanning Salon BastardlyMan!!!! BronzeFinger Strikes AGAIN!!!

Nuclear
Nuclear

Why her bod is so strange colored...looks very unnatural. But she is yumm like always.