Posts from October 2014

Stacy Keibler @ US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards 2006

I’d say that Stacy’s supposed 15 minutes aren’t up yet…all she has to do is show up to an event and not do anything to cause a stir here at The Bastardly. Drew Lachey had to stand on a box to host the Miss USA with Nancy O’Dell.

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Brittany Murphy @ US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards 2006

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again… Brittany Murphy is living Alicia Silverstone’s life!!! Damnitt, Alicia, why couldn’t you just lay off some of those donuts after Clueless?!?!

Brittany did…and look how good she looks, damnitt!

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Jamie-Lynn Sigler @ US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards 2006

I’m a bit torn with this chica. I’m poor so I don’t have HBO therefore I’ve never seen The Sopranos….but Jamie-Lynn has been on the cover of magazines like Maxim…but then again, they put Haylie Duff on the cover of Maxim too. Is she really hot, has her days, or is my vision skewed?

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Bastardly Gossip Network – Weekend Edition

UPDATE: THE BASTARDLY SOCIETY IS BACK! HTTP://FORUM.BASTARDLY.COM IS THE NEW ADDRESS!!

The Bastardly is slowly coming back to its old self. One of our good friends found a comments plugin that actually doesn’t crash the server! Big props to TS. Again. And again. And…

Anyway, it was a pretty rough week in terms of getting proper amounts of sleep, so I hope to catch up on that a little. Next week we’ll be kicking off the final week of Voting for your Bastardly Sexiest Women, so if you haven’t voted, please do so very soon!!! If you’ve already voted, please don’t vote again b/c it will only void all your votes (even the first one).

In the meantime, enjoy the goodies from our friends around the Bastardly Gossip Network!

- Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts…that’s all we needed to read.
Baldwin Brothers found w/ Coke. What’s the big commotion?! 80% of the Hollywood elite do coke.
cityrag likes Grace Park. The Bastardly’s always game when lesbian lovin’ is in the mix.

- Charlie Sheen needs to be shot.
Angie to be in Sin City 2?!
Shakira in da house!!

- Someone is banging Kelly Osbourne. Money must be involved.
Nick Lachey needs to shoot a sex video w/ Vanessa MinNipple & email a copy to Jessica Simpson.
Kiera Knightley in a swimsuit…what’s there to see?!

- Pete Doherty shoots heroin into an unconscious woman! Sick bastard.
Heather Locklear Hates Denise Richards

- Today’s can of Tuna was a little tastier than yesterday. Say, “Hello, hello” to Holly Valance!! Yummmmmy!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt @ US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards 2006

I haven’t stressed how much disappointment Jennifer Love Hewitt has displayed to all us horny guys who want to see her naked…or atleast one boob. We know all the shitty fashion statements she’s made recently….now she’s gone on chopped off her hair…I can’t take it anymore. But I ain’t frontin… I still wanna see her naked.

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