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ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

The problem when you are #1 is that there is nowhere to go but down.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

THERE'S NOTHING FUCKING SEXY ABOUT THIS BITCH!!!!!!! FUCKING WHORE NEEDS TO GET GANG RAPED!!!!!!!! FUCKING SLUT NEEDS TO DIE FROM AIDS. FUCKING BLONDE CUNT!!!!!!!

marco
marco

i wish i was an american

marco
marco

i don't know her but just one instant look and ..........

SEXY

marco
marco

look into her eyes

tizzy
tizzy

THEY BRITISH WHAT DO U EXPACT?!?!

john cox
john cox

i want fucking hardcore sex with any of you

Adam
Adam

Nearly everyone here needs to shut up and realise that Scarlett is by FAR the sexist female on the planet. Jessica Alba doesn't come close. Oh yeah, and Scarlett's tits aren't the best bit about her.

The Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - Vote Now! - The
The Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - Vote Now! - The

[...] Last week we published the FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World 2007 list. To the surprise and dismay of some, Jessica Alba was named the sexiest woman of 2007 taking the title from Scarlett Johansson. Of course we think the list is a bunch of crap and last year we took it in our own interest to have you readers determine the Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. I figured I should do this again since no one really agrees with the FHM list so we’ll go ahead and compile our version because none of us are being paid-off to put any chick on a list so you readers can truly be the voice that determines the sexiest women in the world. So without further a due get ready to vote for The Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007! [...]

Jessica Alba - FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2007 - #1 - T
Jessica Alba - FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2007 - #1 - T

[...] Last year the title of FHM Sexiest Woman In The World 2006 went to Scarlett Johansson. How in the hell did this year’s honor go to Jessica Alba? Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s hot but seriously, #1? You know my pick for the sexiest woman in the world would be Alessandra Ambrosio. With that said, I think I might have to do a Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 since the 2006 version was such a success. [...]

sara
sara

yes! pastefest 2006

i'm guessing this is what she actually looks like... well with all that makeup (LOOK HOW MUCH) and lightening hair.

i'm pretty sure she's just manky.

Kali
Kali

UGH Scarlett is by far one of the ugliest women i've ever seen...they should have picked Jaime Pressly or someone remotely attractive!

shithead
shithead

W.....T....F.........? If I were the editor of FHM magazine I would have shot whoever thought those pictures were the best they could have taken of Scarlett. If you're going to proclaim her the most beautiful woman in the world, or the USA, or wherever the fuck it is, don't make them look like street trash.

I could see how the editor thought, "Oh, she is so beauteous, we must shoot her looking like a hag to bring out her true beauty." Fuckin' got it wrong, pepe.

Sassy
Sassy

WTF is with those lips?

sam . morrison
sam . morrison

she,s fuckin hot an got a sexy style but she is like dot cotton compared to jessica alba and jessica simpson

Fuck you all, lol
Fuck you all, lol

her nice big globes keep her afloat. they would rank quite high unlike her. lol.

Scarlett Johansson - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006
Scarlett Johansson - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006

[...] So FHM Sexiest Women #1 has a very nice showing on the Bastardly Sexiest Women. I’d have to say it was her Golden Globes that has completely elevated her stock to another level and she should damn well be thankful for those babies. [...]

harri
harri

i'm a girl, but i think they're right with this one. i think scarlett is incredibly gorgeous and sexy, definitely deserving of number one. guess i'm sick of the jessica alba obsession... but at least scarlett CAN act, and it's refreshing to see someone who doesn't just depend on her looks to get her acting parts. to me, she is damn hot.

Tamika
Tamika

Yeah, I totally agree. These photo's of Scarlett are horrible. But hey, everyone has those pics which you hate because you look fully gross in them! C'mon... don't lie! It just proves she is pure and real, unlike Jessica Alba the stupid bitch who get's all her damn photo's airbrushed and messed around with so she looks perfect. Grrr she makes me angry...

TAMIKA :-)

Karla
Karla

what's on her FEET?

AnneB
AnneB

She does look as if she was a few steps away from getting DOWNS SYNDROME.

She is anything but hot.

aeon_flummoxed
aeon_flummoxed

I normally think that Scarlett is pretty manish, but these pictures scream transvestite. Her shoulders and feet look huge in all of them, and her best attempt at being sexy is to have her mouth gaping open in every shot. The only thing she really has going for her is decent, not great, boobs yet even in these photographs they look two seconds away from exploding. When you have big tits you don't need to smash them up for that clevage effect. The bottom line: disguisting.

mike
mike

Im just happy Angelina Jolie wasnt number 1

Moose
Moose

I think the fact that they rated her so high over more sexy women is unfortunate, because she is a very beautiful girl and deserves to be on the list at least... but the animosity being generated over this exaggerated ranking is causing people to forget that she is in fact hot.

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

No where near the number one. She's sexy but I don't think she's all that pretty. She has a sort of strange face... but she is sexy. Maybe number like 50. MAYBE the top ten with all the hype about her boobs... but not number 1.

lalala
lalala

Her face has that look that you want to like, but yet there is something off about it that make hard to like. She has fantastic tatas, smoking hot bod. Thanks kissy for speaking my mind!

Iceman
Iceman

Thank you Kissy for that intelligent observation!!!

kissy
kissy

over rated b%*&$

Iceman
Iceman

I have to agree with, well, just about everyone here. Shes hot, for sure, but the #1., NO. we need more postings of Adrianna Lima picts, she is the true number 1.. YAY FOR THE VIRGIN!!!1

mike
mike

She is hot. the pictures above do nothing for her there is much much better ones.

Lana
Lana

she looks like Courtney Love

Lilah
Lilah

Uhm...no I guess she doesn't deserve it. It's incredible they think this chick is better than Adriana Lima or Monica Bellucci...

Kat
Kat

I think ScarJo is number one. But I was also thinking the Courtney Love thing with these pictures.

Angelina Jolie is creepy.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

not that scarlett ISNT pretty, she is in that classic 50's movie star model, but, best in the world? No. i am so totally NOT into Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie, but, i can totally see how guys would put one of THEM at #1. Scarlett? no. but then again, cmon, Keira Knightlyin teh top 10? Halle Berry in the top 10? JENNIFER GARNER?!?!?! the listis fucked.

tuxman
tuxman

Maybe this year, becasue of all the buzz she has created around her, and her rack! But there are a lot of beautiful women out there.

ANT
ANT

SHE IS FAR FROM BEING THE SEXIEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET. THE PEOPLE AT FHM ARE RETARDED!!!!!

Guillermo
Guillermo

Sexiest? Maybe - nice rack!

Ugliest? close....

Reckless
Reckless

These pictures are terrible, she reminds me of Courtney Love. And that can't be good. Never agree with FHM's 100 sexiest women though.