Alessandra Ambrosio’s “Ugly-Dude Outreach Program”

Damn, seriously, how much money did this guy have to drop in front of Alessandra to have her give him a few seconds of her precious hot time??? Could I sign up for next…without the money part of course….and instead of taking a picture, how ’bout making babies????

Alessandra #1 baby!!!

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33 comments
jon87
jon87

she is a natural beauty for sure! Her face is absolutely gorgeous and hse has the best body EVER!!! OMG

she is wayyyyyyyyy prettier in the face than Adriana. just look at a picture of them together. my eyes go straight to alessandra first

jCarienne
jCarienne

"Ugly-Dude Outreach Program"

"Could I sign up for next...without the money part of course....and instead of taking a picture, how 'bout making babies????"

looks like Jamie Mazur already beat you to the punch. =(

lovely
lovely

I want to sleep with alessandra ambrosia. wth my love

Bubbles
Bubbles

Honestly in that picture she doesn't look really well. BUT it is just a bad photo. In other pics she looks fantastic. For me she is one of the hottest models on earth.

whatever
whatever

Oh come on!

Do you guys really think that Alessandra and Adriana is ugly?!

You all are just so freakin' jealous because they are never going to step a foot in your home!

Controversy
Controversy

Petra is prettiest. Brasilian Models are overrated. Alessandra is pretty. Lima is Ugly.

es
es

how can adriana lima be the most "PERFECT" woman on earth, have you seen that horse mouth of hers!??!?! she fuckin looks like a more decent female version of Ronaldinho!

es
es

shit alessandra looks fuckin ugly in that picture. KNOBBY knees, man-legs, long horse-face, cheap attire --- N A S T Y. with no airbrushing and lighting, she looks like crap

$m39m4
$m39m4

lol you guys are too funny. Alessandra is only a woman (Please marry me!) with more perfections than imperfection. She's sexy, fit, energetic, exotic, sensual and young. Not to mention rich. That's more than perfect to me.

Josie
Josie

Whats wrong with her feet? SO huge. Still absolutley gorgeous though.

Crazee Daisy
Crazee Daisy

I agree. She isn't pretty at all. Adriana Lima is so much prettier.Her upper lip always has an ugly curl to it. She reminds me of an ugly version Emma Watson.

nadine
nadine

ADRIANA LIMA is the most beautiful...alessandra is ok...hot but not gorgeous

hermanita
hermanita

She's too hot it's not even funny. Makeup, no makeup ( you know makeup doesn't change a person that much at all, it's all in the photoshopping), clothed..not clothed(prefered)...you don't need to be a lesbian or to have a penis to see that she's smoking.

Jonathan
Jonathan

Alessandra is by far the hottest girl in the world. If you don't rate her a 10, you must like ugly chicks, because they just don't come any hotter than that. Adriana is hot, I even had her 2nd on my list (although her recent GQ interview makes me think she is a worthless person, a stupid little Catholic girl with no brain at all), but Alessandra is not threatened. She's by far the hottest girl in the world.

Yann
Yann

They're not married. This guy is a brazilian designer and hes married with another woman thats definitely not as hot as alessandra.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

I'd like to slam his middle-aged lounge lizard's small penis...in the the car door of his Benz.

Lolita
Lolita

She's got Hobbitfeet.

Iris
Iris

That "ugly dude" is Brazilian swimsuit designer, Amir Slama (the swim line is Rosa Cha).

Moelicious
Moelicious

Any which way you look @ it, the dude is a fucking pimp.

SESSY
SESSY

Enough about boobies, has anyone seen her huge feet?! She's practically got a man's size 13! They look nasty!

dingbat
dingbat

true true...if that's the case i'm going to walk around holding my boobies from now on.

john
john

dingbat i think she has boobs they are just natural and a little saggy, so they can look flat here, but if she wonderbras them or holds them with her hands they look a lot bigger.

I've probably thought about this a little too much

Kate
Kate

Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the hottest supermodels to walk the earth, the only model who is even near her level is Ana BB. And that guy is Amir Slama, the designer for Rosa Cha, this photo is from the after party and she had just walked for him, hence the picture together.

Moose
Moose

I think this is just a bad picture of her.

In the photoset when it's her and Adriana and there wasn't any photoshop involved, she looked great there too.

I'm going to write this one off as a warning; I still think she's a gorgeous girl.

dingbat
dingbat

talk about the WONDERS of Photoshop!!! she has NO boobs...but in a V.S. catalog, she's large and in charge. nothing like a little "Shopped in" cleavage.

Dave Johnson
Dave Johnson

She's pretty but half of the "supermodels" out there a just walking twigs, I like some meat on bones, some cushin' for the pushin'. Not fat or anything just real looking, not waify. And our counry wonders why teenage girls spew lung-butter with the same frequency as Whitney smokes rocks.

and remember:

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

E Money Bags
E Money Bags

I have to agree with some of the other comments made on this post, she is not very hot at all! This chick is definitely not a 10! She looks like a concentration camp victim in these pics!

Beaner
Beaner

She isn't very hot.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

PS think i could get Asia Argento to join that program? id like her to be my “Ugly-Dude Outreach Program� sponsor....

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

dude, that guy looks like Kevin Pollocks fat older brother!!!

Dave
Dave

i dunno...shes not that hot, kinda ugly actually....

haha...sooooooo kidding! she freakin perfect.

Lawrence Burnfish
Lawrence Burnfish

This picture just goes go to show you that not every "Super" model is a straight up hottie. She looks about like every other chic who's out on the town. That's why Adriana Lima is the hottest. Without makeup on she still makes you wanna worship at her feet. And by worship I mean bend her over for a little pokey pokey.

john
john

he's got a wedding ring on

i'm even more pissed now