Christina Aguilera & Her Pet Monkey @ Maxim 100th Issue Party in Las Vegas

Jordan Bratman looks as if he’s taking his daughter out to some amusement park. I think the withstands the bullshit that comes w/ fame by being fully content w/ the fact that once he’s behind closed doors w/ Christina, she’s all his.

Once again, we’re proud of the bastard as he fully confirms that all you need to play in the big leagues is money & a little power (which, of course, comes w/ money). Rock on, dude!!