Bastardly Lady of the Day – Whitney

Whitney writes:

“Hope i don’t get too many bad comments.”

I decided that it’s time to give our Bastardly Lady of the Day a mini-Bastardly Interview and Whitney was the first participant…so here goes:

Do you like your boobs?
I used to really like my boobs, but lately I thin kthey’ve gotten too small and non-symmetrical.

How are you groomed?

A) Clean
B) Runway strip
C) All-natural
D) Other

Runway strip most of the time.

Have you masturbated in the last 2 days?
Nope.

Do you enjoy going down on a dude (or chick)?
I really like going down on someone, especially if they show me that they like it!

Would you sleep with a man the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Probably not.

HAPPY FRIDAY BASTARDLY READERS!

DON’T LET THE CPU ERROR SCREEN BUG YOU TOO MUCH!

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Oli
Oli

She is hot ... I like her :)

from paris
from paris

eviloldwoman

you can do so, cause NOBODY knows you, unless you think you're too famous to be here, but really, this is paranoia.

What you say about men (who don't have girlfriends most of the time is TRUE, you're getting nervous after a while hoho )

she is cute all right.

she is not average at all, or your might be wearing sunglasses while walking down the street.

I'd ask her out, she looks like a lot of fun...

it's not about selfconfidence EVILOLDWOMAN

it's about "not thinking you're that important to people"

witz
witz

ashley, no. i've never been to WA.

Ashley
Ashley

Was one of those pictures taken at Horseshoe Lake in WA?

Cwhitfield04
Cwhitfield04

Don't listen to them-

You look fine, this is the wrong place to post a picture and get sincere replies- because most are obscessed with the unattainable (and almost always fake or "tweeked") beauty of celebrities. Your body is not rock hard, but it is curvy and feminine. If it makes you feel better, stats show that the average woman in the U.S is a size 12. You appear well under that. You're a cute girl. Not beautiful, but above average.

theicejustmelted
theicejustmelted

Well cheer up. Ur not all that but u sure are better looking than Lisa S.

Lisa S
Lisa S

witz... i think your adorable.... People are just mean... ( and jealous.... yes, Thats right ... J.E.A.L.O.U.S ) i dont think im perfect... nobody is.... but im a model and people still tore my pics apart when i posted them..... people have their own hangups about their own appearences... you just have to feel sorry for them ...

... and i dont regret posting my pics --- I know what i am and its funny to see what negative stuff people could conjure up about your pics ... haters

=-)

eviloldwoman
eviloldwoman

I wish I had her confidence but will never understand women who post their pictures here. I suppose there's the unrealistic hope that everyone will say "Wow, you're amazing!" but if you've seen how hypercritical the folks here of the female form, you've got a better chance of winning the lottery than posting your pics here without hearing a ton of negative shit.

I love hearing words like "deformed" used about normal looking legs. I really feel sorry for whatever women wind up with guys who have this sort of hatred of the natural female form.

I'd say she's got an average-to-cute face and a nice figure. So she's not a hard-body. Big whoop. I don't find that look especially feminine. And the more a guy craves a woman with a hard, masculine physique, the more sure I am the guy is in the closet and not quite ready to admit he wants a dick in his ass.

Hannie
Hannie

How the hell are her teeth yellow? Maybe I'm judging from British standards (as we're renowned for having gnashers like ol' picket fences) but those babies look straight and white to me.

My fave pic is the middle one on page 2 she looks genuinely happy and radiant.

yasmin
yasmin

and too all those hating...i' m pretty sure she looks better than you.

yasmin
yasmin

witz, i don't think you have anything to hate,i think you're gorgeous honestly. you have a nice body and your nose is just fine.having 2 pin dots for a nose that looks like it could cut you isn't attractive in everybodys eyes so no worries about the comments here.

KissMeKate
KissMeKate

My first thought was that I would DEFINITELY like to play with this girl's breasts and the rest of her curvy yet not fat body. Yummy!

Then I saw her face - I couldn't figure out what was wrong with it - the honk-honk nose? Hrm...The stupid ass "poses"? Hrm. They would really only make her good for sex.

Oh wait! I'm only interested in girls if it's for messing around!

I'll definitely take it, then :)

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

And Witz, your nose looks normal. All you really need is some Colgate white strips and you're set :). You're prime real estate (word to allah), never sell low.

And lala, leave the broad alone. This is the net, shes got nothing to prove to you about her personal life doggie.

lala
lala

and last I checked, you wrote "I enjoy." How the hell does "I really like going down on someone, especially if they show me that they like it!" mean anything close to you have never done it but imagine you would like it.

lala
lala

no. you are back peddling now. too late.

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

Latin body...check. The breastesses, the curves of your hips, and the sexy thighs...skeet skeet.

Face...eh, maybe its the low budget 2d still images.

My only real complaint is the pic with your finger in your mouth. It makes you look retarded....definitely would skeet though.

witz
witz

isn't it possible for me to say that i like something without having done it because i would imagine it being so?

lala
lala

oh.. now aren't we smart.

witz
witz

yes, that's right.

lala
lala

haven't had sex yet but takes photos in her underwear and posts on the internet...hmmmm... oh and she answered Jackson's going down question and admitted she did so I guess she subscribes to Bill Clinton's version of "sexual relations."

ew
ew

still nasty.

witz
witz

i can assure you, i'm not sucking in.

hermanita
hermanita

Uhm...she's just ok.... I don't think her body's great at all. Don't like the shape of her ass and she seems to be sucking in her stomack in the first body pic. The tits look nice tough.

john
john

witz

thanks for being a good sport

that always raises the attractiveness quotient

people that can't laugh at themselves are the worst people on the face of the earth

witz
witz

i guess that wasn't too bad. i hate all pictures of me because i'm not photogenic. for the record, i'm not a whore because i haven't even had sex yet. and to whoever said i have deformed legs, wtf? what do you want legs to look like? the two shots where my legs are showing, they look pretty normal to me. oh, and the toe comment, i was actually thinking about that when i submitted it. it looks like that because i'm standing on sand, and because of the shadows, but whatever.

all of the negative comments, i have to say i agree. i don't know why i submitted the frontpage photo (blech!). i guess because when i looked at it the first couple of times, it was okay. but my god, that's not a good shot. i hate my nose, although that's one of those things that looks worse in pics for some reason. i have to say, it's not as bad as some of the noses i've seen on other blotds. i don't like my body either. i personally think i'm better looking than most people, but i still hate myself. how's that for a complex?

to each their own. people will always want to bring people down and will always think attractive people aren't attractive, eg. that commenter that hates jessica alba and all those people that say other models etc. aren't that great. thanks to everyone for commenting though, even the mean ones.

bobo
bobo

she looks like a goddamn gorilla!!!

real342
real342

nodak, you're in luck then. Most Swedish women have small boobs.

$3,000,000! Yeah right, for that kind of money she'd be all over grandpa.

Bobi
Bobi

I think she looks great.

Moose
Moose

She's really not astoundingly pretty, but the overall aura of natural that eminates from her is really attractive to me.

rdman
rdman

yeah face is nothing too exciting. But her body is nice, just need some weights in the gym

me
me

ugly everything. yellow teeth, retarded face, un-toned body, ugly ass

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

"Iceman

“I think she’s quite pretty with a nice bod.�

Compared to what?? "

if anyone says "Haylie Duff" im gonna kick you in the jaw then break all your fingers so you cant post for 6 weeks....

rockeramy1979
rockeramy1979

HUGE mouth....I guess that could be good for something. I'm sure the top of her head is attractive.

Iceman
Iceman

"I think she’s quite pretty with a nice bod."

- Compared to what??

andreaturtle
andreaturtle

I think she's quite pretty with a nice bod.

She has weird feet just like my best friend--her big toe and 2nd toe are really far apart. I wonder if she can pinch w/ them, like my friend?

Iceman
Iceman

Phil, You discriminating bastard!!!! Why you gotta be all raciest like that??? What did fake titties ever do to you??? You prejudice ass……. :-D

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i think ive become gunshy today when it comes to the Lady of the day.

for the record, since nodak brought it up, i fucking HATE implants. well, ok, i like Tori Spellings, but, i mean, like in REAL LIFE. i find implants kinda gross, not looking, but feeling, just dont feel natural, but, LOL i guess they wouldnt would they?

ive felt all 4 of teh main groups, and, personally, i like breasts that fit into my hand, that saying "anything more than a handful is wasted" is really kinda true to me.

i really enjoy having JUST enough to fit into the cup of my hand. and yes, Real please.

Lawrence Burnfish
Lawrence Burnfish

I think she is hot. And any guy here who says he wouldn't bang her is a liar. I wouldn't bang her...see, liar!!

ladybug
ladybug

People here are too nice. She is downright ugly. huge lips and mouth....ewwww.......

eh
eh

Butter face, horse teeth, everything on her face is too big for her head. Her legs are also disformed. Nothing special.

Dave
Dave

nice boobs

Chris
Chris

I think she's pretty cute.

glimmer
glimmer

jackson this one of your best interviews *ever* how do you do it?? ah love those questions...and i guess i noticed the answers too.. :)

anyway, whitney you won't get any any bad comments from me... :)

Iceman
Iceman

Nodak... Well It is completely understandable. I love me some tig ole bitties. i however am not Raciest and don’t discriminate, but i do love me some natural C's, D's hell even some A's and some B's, if there boobs, and there XX chromosome, I LIKE EM. In fact, nodak, if you could go into a lil more detail about yours, that would be much appreciated, and allow a lil relief on my imagination. ;-P , Perky? Firm? Bouncy? Tasty?

senin
senin

Hello? Anyone notice that she is BITING her finger. Nice to see a real set for a change but she looks a little soft. Work on those legs, honey.

Fonda Blonde
Fonda Blonde

Butta all the way; bring out the brown bag...........smokin body though

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Oops, Ice! Didn't know you were posting!

Ah, yes...

I'm actually a "real titties" girl myself. I have a nice pair of C's from my Swedish gene pool. (Seriously...I'm half Swede.) So...whenever I see a REAL pair of titties, I just think that it's so...I dunno -- REFRESHING. And as I know many of you esteemed Bastardly Boys have experienced...a "real" pair of plumpish titties are divine when held in the hand or mouth. Nothing like 'em! The perversion of so many "fake" titties? And the tragedy of coddling one of these plastic jobs in your hands or in your mouth? Well, I just think it's so SAD... and icky.

I just think a gal's critique should gain a couple of points for being "real" and not selling-out to a Dow-Corning addition to her chestal region, that's all!

Now you all have a day that TITS, okee-dokey?

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

From here on out, when I think I'll go by the acronym:

"WHARPOTITH"

Ladies & Gentlemen:

WHARPOTITH(!)

It'll be easier. Although I won't have many occasions to use it, huh?