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Jessica Alba vs. Eva Longoria – The Bastardly Ass Off! Ow!

Jackson recently did a matchup between two women & the excessively huge asses. When you look @ that post, you either get turned on or you puke all over your keyboard. There is no middle ground.

Today, we’re gonna cater to those of you who don’t have a huge ass fetish. Yes my friends, this match is between two women w/ conservative size asses. Of course, I’m talking about J. Alba & E. Longoria.

I’m sure both women know how to use their asses since one was previously a Hollywood whore (J. Alba) and another is currently in her whoring prime (E. Longwhoria).

Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding! Let the Ass Off begin!!!

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79 comments
despo
despo

i want to lick jessica's asshole.... hell, i'll even let her pee in my mouth and may be ... (if she asks nicely)... even shit right into my mouth...... i would be honored to receive Jessica Alba's shit

Boz
Boz

LOL @ Neigborhood bicycle.

PS. Alba wins!

Jessy
Jessy

Jessica Alba has a perfect little booty :)

dickspitz
dickspitz

I mean, seriously, look at those greased up, shiny hiney cheeks! I wanna manhandle that ass, spanking her 'til her cheeks are rosy red, spit lube her shitter with a tongue fucking and commit an absolutely over the top act of filthy, ass wrecking lust upon Jessica's justifiably prized poopchute! Over and over and over....! Eva had no chance in this Ass off. someone mentioned Stacy Keibler, and i say either Stacy or another actress named Jessica, Miss Beil, would or definitely should, provide better competition with they're shapely backsides. I'd take a LONG ride down the Hershe Highway with those 2 as well! For Ass Off competitions, medium ass against medium, large against large,small vs. small.

dickspitz
dickspitz

LongWHORIA can mop up my splooge with her tongue after Jessica's done shitting it out of her luscious asshole

mrrebel
mrrebel

u can c evas asshole if u look..

jonisjackingoff
jonisjackingoff

I would sniff Jessica Alba's asshole & lick it clean.

Cameron
Cameron

Jessica Alba beats that mousy looking wetback with the big dent in her nose and cellulite on her ass Eva LongWHORIA.

alba wins hands down.

xTerra
xTerra

Alba wins, hands down.

YUMMMY
YUMMMY

Jessica Alba wins hands down. I would do everything imaginable to her rear end. She is so hot. I would pay a lot of money just to feel her ass.

Lol
Lol

Fuck those asses, let me cum on those feet. Nothing is like letting my hot, sticky cum run down those latina soles!

Mari
Mari

You have got to be joking. Have you seen jessica Alba's butt? There is no competition. Eva longoria is "TV sexy." No disrespect to the woman, I'm sure shes a great person, but when u her butt on TV or in movies, its posed to look good. Alba may poke it out a lot, but u can't fake that shit. Alba is the winner by a landslide

TC
TC

alba

Hornett
Hornett

Okay Jessica has the better butt but you have to consider that she intentionally shows it off in almost all her butt pics and eva's butt pics are casual.

So like a few other dudes said it's no contest Jessica all the way.

But in overall looks i guess their almost tied.

ricky
ricky

omg alba ass is the better 1 i mean dam she is so fine

tom
tom

I would clean jessica alba's ass out with my tongue for hours...i would just shove my face farther and farther into her ass and enjoy every lick

cokmastah
cokmastah

Id plow both those asses as I smell the shitjuice from the farthole.

McCrackin'
McCrackin'

BUTT MOLE ON LONGWHOREIA!!!!11!!!

FOR THE LOSS!

kyle
kyle

fuck these assses there 2 small (vida has the best!! its perfect i dont care what any guy sayss

LOOSE
LOOSE

YOOOO JESICA ALBA IS ONE OF DA SEXIEST AND CUTEST GIRLS ALIVE RITE NOWW.. AND PLUS SHE IS FUCKIN ITALIAN!!!! WHOOT WHOOT.. AND IM BLACK AND I LOVEE ITALIAN GIRLS.. JESSICA WINS NO QUESTIONS ASKED

boonk
boonk

I would love j-smooth she is the shit and ,I would eat Eva and J-smooth pussy so good all they would know is P-smooth, they are the shit. 'God is so good'. PS. I'm a Detroit nigga and life is good Get money.

SOLIDGOLDFUNK
SOLIDGOLDFUNK

Neither one of them wins! They're both skinny as hell! What the hell am I looking at here? I think skinny people should tone their asses more than fat people. Fat people already have ass for people to enjoy, skinny women need to give people some eye candy by toning it up.

I am who i am
I am who i am

There is no Compatition, Jessica Win's it atomatically

albahater
albahater

HATE ALBA?

YUP SAMEE

buh she does have a nice ass

i think eva has a betta ass styll

kate
kate

nar the thing that looks like a pad is part of her (eva's) bathers.. mine to it as well.. real pain.. thought u might like to know.. not that anyone swims with a pad.. :S

Hip Hop Slayer
Hip Hop Slayer

Only a black ghetto moron would talk crap about 2 women that he couldn't get not in a million years.

Killer of Trolls
Killer of Trolls

only a black ghetto moron would talk shit about either one of these chicks. who cares about a big fat ass that will get fatter with each passing year.

Josie
Josie

Jessica Alba wins. No contest whatsoever.

XX STARRY NIGHTS
XX STARRY NIGHTS

umm 4th page, 1st pic..wtf is up with Eva's ass cheek?? does anyone else see that??

ass expert
ass expert

Neither of these bitches have an ass. Little and overarated highknees.

asdf
asdf

Jessica Alba has a much better ass... It's that simple. Just look at it?!

Tell me you do not want to lick Jessica Alba's asshole?

Evan
Evan

Alba is gorgeous......eva longoria is gorgeous tooo......god they both gimme huge erections with their gorgeous backs.....buffie is disgusting

Dee
Dee

I'd kill for Jessica Alba's ass. Nothing wrong with Eva, just a bit of cellulite. Jessica is a shit actress and an average face but a great body. Perfect 10

Ashley
Ashley

Does Jessica Alba have a tAT?

miket
miket

I want to fuck Emma R-E hard.

VITO
VITO

YOU PPLE ARE CRAZY. EVA WINS, SHE DONT HAVE HUGE UGLY FEET WITH CALLOUSES AND CRUSTY SOLES ON THEM!!! EVA HAS A BANGIN ASS!!!! SLOBBA'S IS COVERED WITH INGROWN HAIRS AND CELLULITE, STR8 UP!!!!

GET OVER THAT FAT CUNT, BIG FEET ON SLOBBA? BIG PUSSY ON SLOBBA TOO!!!! I BET YOU COULD FIT THAT ENTIRE LAWN CHAIR SHES PRESENTING ON INTO HER ASS AND THEN EVA COULD FIT TOO WITH ROOM FOR A FUCKING 56 INCH TV.

GET OVER THE OVERRATED TRASH PILE!!!!!

GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA WONT DO.

UKnowWho
UKnowWho

Y'all need to put Christina Millian on here... Anyways jessica has this one hands down!!!!!!!

Moelicious
Moelicious

that's no mole.

that's an ass hickey

Frank
Frank

Definetly the first pic is the lining of the bathing suit. definetly. id bet money on it. And im surprised that no one mentioned the giant distracting mole on evas ass.

Regan
Regan

Jessicas ass is very nice from the back...but from the side its a little bit funny looking. Kinda scrunched down compacted silly bum. I want to call it a silly bum. But only from the side.

VITO
VITO

EVA HAS THE BEST AND SO DOES ANNA KOURNIKOVA!!!! GET OFF THE SLOBBA WAGON!!!

hermanita
hermanita

Brazilian women are the most beautiful, I say.

Back to subject, NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL HEALTHY LOOKING WOMEN!! I think both their bodies look great , not too thin, not too fat. Perfect. You know they eat well, but you know they're no Buffy and they won't swallow you up with their asses. Both good looking, but I'll have to go with miss Alba. Her ass is her best feauture (and she obviously knows it). I agree that this is a much better match-up then the last one.

PS..are you sure that's a pad sticking out of Eva's bathing suit? Maybe it's just the interior of it, it's usually a different color. But who knows with Eva.

Rigo
Rigo

I meant Alba's, anyway, Buffie has a Hippo's ASS , I'm an Ass Man, but that broad has another 6 peoples' asses. Plus Buffie has A Flavor Flav Face and no Tits. Alba has it all, Face,BUTT, CHEST, & LIPS . She's Latin, we all know Latinas(both tits & ass) have better bodies than white(only tits) or black(only ass) women. Nuff Said.

Rigo
Rigo

Abla's Ass is Best! Eva has no ASS! Longoria has a MAN-ASS. Jessica has a better face than eva's.

IRISH MADDOG
IRISH MADDOG

Is this even a match. JESSICA BY FAR. EVA, who I would pay for if I had the chance, but still she is not in ALBA's league. Jessica I would pay 2 times for

NOTE to the people who put all of the pics on the site.......THANK YOU THANK YOU very much......I rubbed one out to them, Thank You

Ilovehotchicks
Ilovehotchicks

Jessica wins by an ass-slide.

Eva's cute but her booty aint got nothing on Alba... although if they rubbed them together I'd make all their wishes come true.