Pregnant Angelina Jolie Scoping Out African Adoption Market

It’s too bad Angie’s pregnant b/c I’m sure all these kids have the seed of false hope planted deep within their hearts. I’m getting all teary-eyed writing this so I’ll stop.

Damn you, Maddox!!

Double damn you, Zahara!! (The extra damn is for being so damn cute!)

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Goliano
Goliano

I'll take Ann Curry over that bag of bones any day.

HAWT KOREAN BABYY
HAWT KOREAN BABYY

HAHAHAHAHAHA

this is just GREAT. Made me and my girls laugh so hard.

Thank you bastard.

from paris
from paris

comments made by bastardly are just fine haha

VITO
VITO

SHE CAN ADOPT ME ANYTIME.

vicky
vicky

Angelina & Bradd Pitt the fucking hottest couple.

I'ts so cool how she spends her money on the poor on like those other celebs.

Angelina Jolie - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #3
Angelina Jolie - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #3

[...] It comes as no surprise that Angelina Jolie would be in our Top 3 for Bastardly Sexiest Women of the year. We didn’t even have to do any campaigning for her since every recent picture is her pregnant in Africa. Is there a list out there for any print or online magazine that she hasn’t been ranked near the top of the list??? [...]

Wiseman
Wiseman

Sephora......are you fucking serious??? The old boy make you cream your panties??? Thats fucking disturbing, you need some help.

shedevil
shedevil

OK I just saw her interview, boots or not she's fucking hot & she seemed nice. I don't know wether to think she's a man stealing whore or just went after what she wants....

Chad
Chad

I bet her tattoos on her stomach are all stretched out, just like her vagina. I’m surprised Brad could even get off. She'll probably get them removed later on and say she "just grew out of that phase" not admitting they resembled snake skin after her brat is born. haha

nameless
nameless

she's so fucking beautiful,and she's glowing...her lips got even bigger...she's gonna have a girl ;)

Stoned Housewife
Stoned Housewife

Sew, raise your hand, how many other people here would take their rollers out before getting their picture taken with Angelina Jolie?? They really are a wild and crazy bunch over there in Africa...

sephora
sephora

wiseman, eat your heart out bitch! I've had the hots for Brad for years and looking at the last family pictures, he still makes me cream my panties.He is so damn hot and I can't believe the man is 42.

Angelina is glowing. Love her ass. She doesn't need to be a fake America Sweetheart to be loved, she just follows her insticts. That's what makes her so unique.

celebitchy
celebitchy

Shedevil that's true! These people are just there for her photo op. I mean she genuinely cares I think, but it's not like she's hanging out with the locals there. (Cause there would be pictures - deported paparazzi or not.)

Wiseman
Wiseman

What the fuck is so special about this preggo slut??? She's just a cheap ho that got knocked up. Also why the fuck do all you hos out there get so worked up about Brad Pitt??? He's just an average old man who partially dyes his hair since he's going grey.

SimpleTbitch
SimpleTbitch

She looks hot! Brad looks hot!! I wish i was Ange so I get Jiggy with Brad!! Damn her and her sexiness!!

theshortbus
theshortbus

She's still a hot piece of ass! Queen MILF!

shedevil
shedevil

Those fucking boots she has on could feed everyone in that picture for a year!!!

Angel
Angel

Wow she looks huge! But I think it’s because she's so skinny everywhere else besides her belly. When she finally gives birth what are her tattoos going to look like? I doubt we'll be able to read "quod me nutrit me destruit" or make out her cover tattoo of a Cross right next to it. She'll probably have to get them removed or something.

Ceenitall
Ceenitall

I am surprised her leg sticks can hold her up, maybe that is what the boots are for.

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

my resistance is cracking, I am actually starting to tolerate her......... she actually seems genuine (for someone who makes millions to take off their top and roll a few lines off for the camera)

*kathryn*
*kathryn*

exactly reckless...celebs get a lot of attention for "helping out" by visiting africa. thats a vacation, not some huge sacrifice. lindsay lohan mande some anouncement that she is going to "visit schools" in africa. angelina has done a lot of good work, but people act like she's an angel because she MEETS poor people.

her lower lip looks way out of proportion in these pics. still good pictures for being pregnant in the desert.

shedevil
shedevil

Those fucking boots she has on could feed everyone in that picture for a year!

Kyana
Kyana

why did that post 3 times.....lmao

Reckless
Reckless

I doubt these kids have even seen a film she's in or even know who she is. To them she's just a weird white chick in their village. She's just sooooo good makes you sick.

Kyana
Kyana

She is glowing....soooooooo beautiful without any make up either

Kyana
Kyana

She is glowing....soooooooo beautiful without any make up either

Kyana
Kyana

She is glowing....soooooooo beautiful without any make up either

john
john

i'm sure their lives will be filled with hope and milk and honey from just having been within 20 feet of this living saint.

she makes everyone else on the face of the earth look like adolf hitler