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truth
truth

Eww, paris is so fuckin hidous... ugh...(barf)

Okay I'm better now....

I have one question,

why is this skanky scrooge even famous?

I mean honestly, she has no talent at all

1. She sucks ass at singing

2. She can't act in movies to save her life

3. She's the biggest whore in the world

4. she dresses like a 2 dollar hooker

5. She has sex with any man who asks

6. She's a bad rolemodel

7. She's racist

8. She self absorbed

9.Ugly

So I guess the only thing she's good at is blowjobs....

but who would want this dumb bitches STD infected mouth on any part of theire body?

Eww not I.

Did I mention she looks like a european transvestite? Well she does

alex
alex

Dumd f'g cunt

Nicky Hilton @ US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards 2006
Nicky Hilton @ US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards 2006

[...] Between her, Paris, Kim Stewart, and Haylie Duff, I’m not sure who I’d give the title of “Most Non-Crackin Lookin” for this award show. Nicky’s looks just fell off after she had the magazine cover and married that old dude. [...]

hermanita
hermanita

Lisa S...are you even close to being normal?? If I looked as bad as Paris Hilton OR you I would've probably shot myself by now. You really need to see a shrink. Would you at least stop posting "oh she looks better than you" comments on every post about a transsexual looking chick. We know you're trying to defend your kind, but geez...just face the truth and live with it. And read nodakgirl's post. She's absolutely right.

Crisa
Crisa

yeh, Paris is just a tranny looking thing. go team nicole.. at least nicole can come out in public without makeup and still look beautiful (despite her wafer thin body)..

i remember when Paris was in a paparazzi video, and she said

"LAX is full of D-Grade celebs what a shit club" , totally cheapened her image to make blows anything regarding to Nicole. I read her interview in ELLE magazine, what a loser for bagging Nicole out like that. Yay for Nicole for being the bigger person, who keeps her mouth shut (even to food, but i still love the girl)..

paris hilton is a fake in every single way, i look at her and think, you are so transparent its not funny. You can tell shes a seedy girl.

wow thats a mean post. i just really love nicole richie LOL

Run for the Roses
Run for the Roses

*It’s true: here at The Bastardly, if your “look” conveys class or refinement (e.g., Jessica Alba or Petra Nemocova ARE favorites) we will kiss your ass and celebrate you.*

I agree, but ANOTHER reason these afformentioned women are "celebrated" is because they are actually attractive and pleasing to the eye. It is something they were BORN with. Unlike Lisa S. no amount of makeup or hair extensions etc. etc. will make Lisa S. stunning or pretty. Sure she can tone it down a bit and look presentable, not so much like a slut. But NATURAL beauty is like hitting the genetic lottery, which Lisa S., and also Paris Hilton for that matter too, did NOT hit. (like most of us.) So they try to purchase it with tons of makeup, fake tans, fake hair and bleach, and also in Paris Hilton's case: plastic surgery and blue contacts. And persanally I don't think Paris Hilton is as unnattractive as Lisa S. I just don't find Paris to be this beautiful, stunning woman she seems to think she is. (Paris is cute maybe, but that is about it.) Obviously, Paris must not have very much confidence in her own natural look, or she would not feel the need for her multiple plastic suregeries, and to cover up her brown hair and eyes. Jessica Alba lets her brown hair and eyes show, and Jessica is beautiful. Another natural, classy beauty is Charlotte Casiraghi, if you don't know who she is, Google her, she is just unreal she is so gorgeous.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Poor, Lisa S! Honey!!! Let Auntie NoDakGirl take that nasty hammer out of your hands, so you can QUIT puttin' nails in your own coffin! Diggin' PARIS? You gotta be kiddin???

Lisa S, if you wanna be taken seriously you've either gotta a) overhaul that cheap slut "look" of yours or b) scram -- because the verbal brutalities will never disappear otherwise.

It's true: here at The Bastardly, if your "look" conveys class or refinement (e.g., Jessica Alba or Petra Nemocova ARE favorites) we will kiss your ass and celebrate you. Likewise, if you strut "cheap slut" as your brand (e.g., orange skin, bright pink lipstick, nasty hair extensions...oops! That's YOU, isn't it???)...we will always go to LA-DEE-FUCKIN-DAH-TOWN in verbally assaulting you.

Why? Because...you deserve it, my love....you DESERVE it...

Now, here's where it gets SCARY for you, Lisa S.! Considering that a hallmark of social psychology is the FACT that peeps are LESS likely to tell "the truth" face-to-face with you... And then taking into consideration that here at The Bastardly, in this nirvana of Virtual World anonymity, we have been RIPPING you to BLOODY SHREDS every single chance we get... Lisa S.;...what-what-WHAT do you suppose is being said about you behind-your-back by your so-called "friends"...?

(gulp!)

Bastardly Reader
Bastardly Reader

She actually isn't THAT bad looking after all, despite her ugly personality.

Katie G
Katie G

oh gross, you SHOULD have put the brown bag over her head

Stevie all the way
Stevie all the way

What the fuck, Lisa S, why are you back? Have'nt you been humiliated enough already? do you have to infect every thread with your fugliness? honestly, get a grip idiot. It is not all aout you. You are not pretty, saw the orginal post w/you on it, like how many weeks ago???!! you suck in the looks department, when God was handing out looks, you were at the end of the line and there were none left by the time he got to you. NEXT!!! He skipped your fug ass over. like I said the first time I saw you, along w/others, check out BLOTD Stevie. now she was fine.

Jason
Jason

Nope - no bitterness, just pity. You and your delusional self just make myself, and quite a few other people, laugh and pity you. Yep, sure clown nose, whatever you say. Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. I would rather my dick get attention from mr. righty & mr. lefty anyday than your ugly face. Get over yourself. I KNOW what you look like and can form a accurate opinion. Na, I take that back, i would fuck you, just like MOST dudes would, we are a fairly easy bunch to please when it comes to just fucking with no emotion involved. And with an ugly hag like you, just make sure the lights are off. When it comes to that stuff, we will pretty much screw anything, you would just have to wear a couple of hundred bags over your head.

Now I am out of here for awhile tonight, so I wont be back to debate you anymore.

I assume we will both be out. However, I will not have to screw a bunch of random dudes who lie to you, and yes us guys LIE big time when it comes to pussy, and tell you how "fine" they think (wink, wink) you are just so they can get there blue balls off. But they have no intention of ever taking your bozo the clown face seriously or taking you home to meet the family. Hurry up, the back seats of their cars are waiting, and if you are lucky the circus might be in town next week hiring.

Lisa S
Lisa S

wow--- bitterness??? ::giggles::

You could drool over as many of the "perfect" girls as you want... but at the end of the day... The only people giving your dick any attention is Miss Righty and her sister Miss Lefty ....

=-)

Mwah !! xox

Mariposa
Mariposa

I think it's due to the fact that she's wearing color contacts. Haven't you noticed how weird they look on people in real life? Funky!!!

As for Lisa's little post. I KNOW I'm a million and one times better looking than Paris (plus that little thing of having some class). Now only if my daddy was a mega billionare...

Jason
Jason

Oh poor little Lisa S. is still pushed out of shape because nobody on here thought she was as pretty as she THINKS she is when she had the nerve to send in her fug mug to Bastardly "Lady" of the Day. No wonder you like Paris Hilton, you are both homely buttafaces with ugly disfigured prominent noses. Hers from a combination of fucked up DNA & plastic surgery, your just from fucked up DNA. Now run along and go to a actual good looking womans thread, Jessica Alaba, Angelina Jolie, Petra -sheer perfection - Nemocova, and many others who look better than your ugly ass and Paris lazy left eye Hilton too, and see what you can say then. You will see plenty of compliments. Except from jealous bitches like you who are jealous of women who truely look good. You are right about one thing though clown nose, Paris Hilton, even with her big bird hooked nose, squared man jaw face, and woonky eyes, STILL, most definately looks 100x's better than YOU Lisa S.! Now run along, or you will be late for your rhinoplasty appt.

Don't cry baby, I know, I know,----that little thing we humans call GENETICS can be such an unfair bitch sometimes.

Lisa S
Lisa S

hmmmm.... yep--- still 100x's hotter than all you people... NEXT

hermanita
hermanita

Gah. At least she's wearing a bra. I don't think her nose is big as much as it's ugly shaped because of her plastic surgeries. It looks awful. And so does the lipstick. But I agree that, for Paris Hilton, this is actually decent. In any case, she still needs a lot of improvement. A lot.

Melissa
Melissa

Check out her ferral arms! She's got marks all over em , bruises n shit...Ewwwww

Allie
Allie

She needs to get her banana nose fixed while she is getting her eye fixed. And lay off the blue contacts, just let her brown eyes show. Maybe just giving her eyes a rest from the blue contacts 24/7 and that might do the trick.

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

I would volunteer to throw big stones at her. Then we can see what type of effect that has on her? Anyone else want to help me?

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

Ah! sorry for the extra posts!

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

At the risk of being killed by all of you I think she looks pretty decent... for her... in these pics... I really like her shoes. I think her LEFT eye is more fucked up than her right. Can't she have surgery on that?

When I get stoned the same thing happens to me... my left eye droops more than my right ever so slightly... its so fucking annoying. So maybe she's just constantly stoned?

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

At the risk of being killed by all of you I think she looks pretty decent... for her... in these pics... I think her LEFT eye is more fucked up than her right. Can't she have surgery on that?

When I get stoned the same thing happens to me... my left eye droops more than my right ever so slightly... its so fucking annoying. So maybe she's just constantly stoned?

*kathryn*
*kathryn*

that lipstick makes me want to grab her by the lips and drag her through broken glass and salt.

actually she has that effect on me always.

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

So she has a crazy right eye (drifts to the side) AND eyelid ptosis in her left eye? Man! She is the poster child for a modern day pestilence called slutty stupidity. I thought I pushed her down the tallest stairs in the world a while back, I guess the dumb bitch survived............. I shall only have to do it again and again until her defeat is final!

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

Look at her armpit on the first pic. She's got some serious shaver burn or herpes of the armpit...it's a toss up.

Jimbo,

I see the spots you are referring to but I'm talking about the HUGE greenish blue bruise on her arm; about halfway between her shoulder and her elbow.

Moose
Moose

On the fifth day of Christmas Paris Hilton gave to me:

FIVE MEN WITH AIDS!

Four open sores

Three huge feet

Two shipping heirs

And some funk-ass eyelid disease!

Jimbo
Jimbo

Her arm is spotty. It actually looks like she puts makeup on her arm to cover up the spottiness. Damn.

tuxman
tuxman

I'll give an Amen on the RIP - OBD...he was a crazy fool!! Loved him though!! WTC!! Well Paris, haven't heard alot about lately, hmmm....maybe she's waiting for the summer smash before another big 'thing' happens. N I always thought it was her left eye that was the fucked up one??! Well I'm sure it's both!!

john
john

yeah i've been doing some soul searching lately

i want to be more like the baby jesus from now on

naked and sleeping for 20 hours a day

senin
senin

John: You're selfless - always thinking of others...

john
john

i'm offering the services of my fist to help even out her eyes

i mean i would probably have to punch her every couple weeks or so

but i'm a trooper

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

AHHHH her fingers all bandaged up too! Hmmm can't wait to see what this ignorant cunt did now! I wish someone would beat the fuck out of her for real. Now that would be worth just about anything to see!

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

Too Fucking Funny senin! Aside from that I noticed that she has a huge bruise on her arm. Did she have another brush with Nick? Probably rough sex or she hurt herself getting out of her new car. Have you seen those pics? What a dumb cunt!

senin
senin

Remember when she quoted her Father as saying that breast augementation would cheapen her image. I wonder what he thinks herpes has done for her image?