Damn, Rachel Bilson really must have like nothing to do…this is one long ass walk for her dog. And now Rachel gets to snack on something but the poor dog don’t get shit…c’mon now Rachel! Use that OC money and feed the little bugger something!
I’m sure there was at least one dude who had a blast w/ a drunken Stacy Keibler.
God have mercy.
So what’s everyone’s take on this wedding?
Personally, I think this dude struck hasbeen gold w/ Adrianne Curry. I mean, she’s pretty damn hot (watch Top Model), she’s super kinky (watch Surreal Life) & just seems like a fun person to be around. A big Bastardly congrats goes out to the Peter Brady! Rock that skinny bod, baby!
So D.E.B.S. has hot chicks in private school (very short) plaid-skirt uniforms shooting guns and as the schoolgirl outfits alone would make this movie worth watching you then get to the actual lesbian premise of the movie and then you’re hooked ’til the end not to mention it’s like 2 really really hot chicks that are being lesbian that makes this movie what is, I mean, look you got Sara Foster and Jordana Brewster making out throughout the movie and that’s really hot and then you have Meagan Good who looks pretty fine too but then there’s also Devon Aoki who has a fake French accent and I really couldn’t stand her character because um… isn’t she Japanese and she’s playing a French sex addict so that bugged but anyways so Jordana Brewster is the bad guy and a lesbian looking for love and Sara Foster is “the perfect score”, the chosen one to be the next great spy but is unsure about herself so with a few twists and turns they end up bumping into each other and suddenly there’s this lesbionic chemistry between the two of them and so you just wait to see them hookup and then they do and then they get caught in bed together and it’s so frickin awesome because its 2 hot chicks getting it on, however, let’s remember it’s a rated PG-13 movie so it’s not going to be anything like Wild Things even though I so wish it would’ve but anyways in the end the 2 hot lesbians run off to live their lives together and I’m left wondering if we could fast forward a few weeks ahead after that last scene and witness all the lesbian sex the two of them would be having but yeah that’s only a dream, okay, so bottomline is that this movie is not that great from a cinematic standpoint but if you like to see hot chicks prance around in little schoolgirl outfits and very really hot chicks making out then I suggest you go out and rent this movie for that alone.
Although she’s slowly approaching hasbeen butta status, I still love how this woman can’t seem to find clothes that actually fit her. Is it some sort of financial issue or is she looking for work?! Come clean, Vicky!
Here’s clip one & two of this particular nipple slip while she was doing an interview on some Spanish TV station.
Captions from the video are below.
Besides looking disturbingly thin in some photos (not necessarily photos in this layout), Ana Beatriz Barros is a pretty solid package that all sane member of the Horndogg Community would love to open for a few nights of pleasure. Yummm-meee!!
Have fun w/ the layout!
Awh! How cute! Hilary Duff is bringing a partially eaten birthday cake to a party! From the looks of it, I bet it was her non-attractive friend that took a slice out of what I believe to be is one of those exceptionally yummy ice cream cakes from Baskin Robbins!
I thought I’d see how I stack up! Heres some pics for ya… just so you know I’m not wearing makeup in a lot of these pics!
Do you like your boobs?
I’m an optimist so I’ll look on the bright side of things and tell you I”m glad they’ll never sag!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
NO, NO, and NO. I’m Christian & I don’t believe in sex before marriage… but no anyways!
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I’m going to get hell for this, but… people say I remind them of Adriana Lima. *I* personally don’t think so nor do I believe this but people have said it so please don’t hurt me!
What makes you Bastardly?
I speak my mind and usually take criticism well… and hopefully I’ll be able to handle yours!
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!
Hmm…why do I like this choice of top for 41 year old Monica Bellucci? All we need is a little more sunlight to shine directly on that top and it’d be on par with the wardrobe malfunction from heaven.