Monthly Archives: May 2006

Guess Who Mariah Carey Slept With? – A Bastardly Game

This is from many years ago, so you can bet your ass that Mariah slept w/ someone in one of these photos.

Enjoy the linkies below & thank you for your Bastardly support! You guys kick ass!

Christina Aguilera Sans Red Lipstick
Yeeeah has got some a tasty photo of Eva Mendes showin’ off her Boobies. Hubba hubba!
Jared Leto NOT Gay
SIZZLER: Paris Thinks Rod’s Daughter is Sexy

Beyonce’s wet wedgie
Nelly Furtado is Fun To Look At
Usemycomputer shows off Natalia Vodianova sucking on a pickle.
Nicole Richie still on her anorexic deathbed.

Ashlee Simpson Has New Lips Too
Jessica Alba Gets Wiggy With It
The New Kevin Federline
Rebecca Romijn See Through

Nick Lachey’s new girlfriend, Kimberly Kardashian
Keira Knightley Gallery
Paris Hilton has a new Mangina
The dudes @ Double Viking showin’ the goodies: CJ and Raquel

Teri Hatcher loves Philadelphia, or at the very least needs attention at all times
Mira Sorvino & Chris Backus Have a Boy
Emma Watson is a Superhero
Have you ever had sweet, juicy Tuna? Well, open wide for Marissa Miller! God Daaa-Yummy!

Bastardly Run-on Sentence Review – D.E.B.S.

So D.E.B.S. has hot chicks in private school (very short) plaid-skirt uniforms shooting guns and as the schoolgirl outfits alone would make this movie worth watching you then get to the actual lesbian premise of the movie and then you’re hooked ’til the end not to mention it’s like 2 really really hot chicks that are being lesbian that makes this movie what is, I mean, look you got Sara Foster and Jordana Brewster making out throughout the movie and that’s really hot and then you have Meagan Good who looks pretty fine too but then there’s also Devon Aoki who has a fake French accent and I really couldn’t stand her character because um… isn’t she Japanese and she’s playing a French sex addict so that bugged but anyways so Jordana Brewster is the bad guy and a lesbian looking for love and Sara Foster is “the perfect score”, the chosen one to be the next great spy but is unsure about herself so with a few twists and turns they end up bumping into each other and suddenly there’s this lesbionic chemistry between the two of them and so you just wait to see them hookup and then they do and then they get caught in bed together and it’s so frickin awesome because its 2 hot chicks getting it on, however, let’s remember it’s a rated PG-13 movie so it’s not going to be anything like Wild Things even though I so wish it would’ve but anyways in the end the 2 hot lesbians run off to live their lives together and I’m left wondering if we could fast forward a few weeks ahead after that last scene and witness all the lesbian sex the two of them would be having but yeah that’s only a dream, okay, so bottomline is that this movie is not that great from a cinematic standpoint but if you like to see hot chicks prance around in little schoolgirl outfits and very really hot chicks making out then I suggest you go out and rent this movie for that alone.

Bastardly Lady of the Day – Sue

Sue writes:

I thought I’d see how I stack up! Heres some pics for ya… just so you know I’m not wearing makeup in a lot of these pics!

Do you like your boobs?
I’m an optimist so I’ll look on the bright side of things and tell you I”m glad they’ll never sag!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
NO, NO, and NO. I’m Christian & I don’t believe in sex before marriage… but no anyways!

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I’m going to get hell for this, but… people say I remind them of Adriana Lima. *I* personally don’t think so nor do I believe this but people have said it so please don’t hurt me!

What makes you Bastardly?
I speak my mind and usually take criticism well… and hopefully I’ll be able to handle yours!

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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