Bastardly Lady of the Day – Van

Van writes:

come get it. haha :)

The last picture is a bonus because it looks like my friends and I are dancing around a Gwen Stefani look alike. I hope these are to your liking. :)

Do you like your boobs?
Everybody loves them. Don’t you?

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Negative.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I have heard Kristin Kreuk and Rose McGowan. Some people aren’t very smart.

What makes you Bastardly?
Hell, I am the QUEEN of bastardly. And the underworld.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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55 comments
Chester McJerk
Chester McJerk

I like her t-shirt with tha cookie monster. But she looks terrible with dat contacts...an asian with blue eyes yuck

Notfefe
Notfefe

Are you the same girl that my buddies eiffel tower'd in Vegas? Please advise.

Bardstown
Bardstown

" Iceman

Hott is lisa s… "

Delusional is Iceman.

Now for the asian chick, lose the blue contacts, your eyes are about as "blue" naturally as Paris Hiltons. And everyone knows Paris Hilton was born with brown eyes, but she can get away with the blue contacts because she is american looking.

NT
NT

she looks so typical! like she should be working at a nail salon while sucking cock on the side for one dollah! what is it with all of these asians with the colored conctacts? doesn't diminish the fact that she is still UGLY. c'mon, let's get real. she don't look NOWHERE NEAR as good as kristin kreuk! she must be shitting herself silly in the morning when she looks into the mirror. but hey, whatever gets your day by...hahahaha, stupid bitch chinky whore.

GEO
GEO

one sexy Viet

liz
liz

honey, blue is not for you.. stick to your natural eye color

tea_boy
tea_boy

she is totally hot. natural. maybe not her eyes but hey you bitches out there that color your hair fake bake and paste that chunky shit on your face are guilty too. and she's not a chink Danny G it's asian fucker :) but anyways kudos ya'll hate 'cus its just real beauty that you ugly fuckers prolly dont have. and Ashely #44 or however you spell your typical caucasian name i saw your myspace pics you aint nothing hunnie and

oh yeah quit flippin your pics around so it'll make you good cus it all looks photoshopped. :) the end.

Danny G
Danny G

This bitch is full of herself.nasty ass fake wannabe white hoe.I have yet to come accross a hawt chink.

Danny G
Danny G

Funkin chink eyed bitch.fake ass spoiled hoe.

ninja
ninja

she'd be cute if she wasn't so normal looking. as in every other asian girl........oh, wait she has blue eyes...i have never seen an asian girl with blue contacts...that makes her different and attractive...i guess.

less sucky-sucky, more brushy-brushy. wouldn't hurt her or her girlfriend.

Ashley
Ashley

I have seen way hotter Asians. Many, in fact.

lovely
lovely

come back when you lose the fake blue contacts and some weight.

why do chubby girls always wear revealing clothing??! WHY?! It's like they are in some disillusioned state--self-denial isn't cute on you.

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ

Cute, but I miss Amy's boobs. Also not feeling the blue contacts- Jesus loves his ladies au naturel.

Free6- if you want blondes with fake tits, go to your local newstand and buy a Playboy. Or if you're from LA, go outside and take a walk. The streets are filled with them.

Like I said before, Jesus loves the Asian ladies, keep up the good work moejackson.com.

Stephanie
Stephanie

She's beautiful and you'll notice she's not wearing gobs of makeup in all these pictures. It looks like in most of these she's not wearing any at all. She never said her eyes were natural, and colored contacts are fun! I like that she put in pictures where she looks different...nothing I hate more than a lady of the day who includes 10 shots, all of them web-cam self pictures in dim light. Hurrah!

Although sometimes it IS fun to make fun of a terrible bastardly lady, as Free6 says. Now let's see some more trash!

Moocow
Moocow

She looks like Ferris Bullers friend Cameron....which i happen to like so its all good.

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

haha at the blue contacts. Somewhere Mao Zedong and Bruce Lee are shaking their heads.

kimmmm
kimmmm

effing hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free6
Free6

well, she tried to come off as somewhat likeable, she did a decent job of that. So I feel compelled to say something nice. She has nice contacts. But please stop with the asians already! I know that they all feel as if theyre gonna get fantastic reviews since quite a few people on this site have asian fetishes.

But please stop! Im so bored with these dumb BLOTDs...they all look the same already we get it. Create more drama and put on some dirty hoes like lisa s! Have her on again! MUCH more entertaining. I need more fake tan and blonde hair and less asian flavour please.

TheChef
TheChef

Wow, she looks like this chick I went to Culinary with. She's Natural looking, she doesn't look like any celebrity, she looks like herself. Very cute.

SimpleTbitch
SimpleTbitch

RESPECT DA BUTTAFACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAH, BITCH GET OVER YOUR FAKE CONTACTS! I'M WAY HOTTER THAN YOUR ASS.

Miss Ticky
Miss Ticky

Cute or not, no one can accuse her of thinking too little of herself.

Cwhitfield04
Cwhitfield04

She's okay...but the Asian/ blue contacts thing is way too obvious and played out. Doesn't add to your beauty, sweetie. Get over your WASP complex. Whats next, blonde hair?

Nancy
Nancy

What's considered NOT a typical asian girl?

Crack makes you Fast
Crack makes you Fast

I'm sure she's rode like a van quite often. You know, many passengers at the same time entering from different places.

Iceman
Iceman

Hott is lisa s...

real342
real342

She's okay, cute I guess. Lisa S is neither.

john
john

i think iceman is on the same page

he is just stiring the shit in a different direction

it'll be nice and smooth when we're through

lemure
lemure

The Iceman cometh, LOL. Are you guys trying to stir up shit with "She who must not be named"? This girl looks super cute in her first picture and then regular cute in the other ones. She's not hot just cute. Now stop talking about that other one you bastards after all:

Hooray Hooray, the first of May, outdoor fucking starts today! (apparently this is some dirty old Scots rhyme)

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

Iceman...are you recovering from a weekend of drinking solidly with no sleep for about 48 hours straight? The reason I ask is because you obviously dilusional! Lisa S. is uglier then Kim Stewart and that is hitting the bottom of the barrell dude. To be quite honest I believe that Lisa S. is actually under the barrell. The only way she could get lower is to dig herself a hole and jump in!

Iceman
Iceman

THERE IS NO WAY THIS CHICK IS HOTTER THAN LISA S... Lisa S is HOTT!!!!

Iceman
Iceman

John - OH HELL NO

Dave
Dave

eh...nothing special. blue eyes on asians weird me out. also, when girls shave their eye brows and draw or tattoo them in....that REALLY freaks me out. she doesnt have them, but im just saying...doesnt that weird anyone else out?

AnnClaire
AnnClaire

Yay a seemingly Normal cute girl and not some skankyho! Yay!

john
john

yeah it's monday

so i'm extra ornery

Moelicious
Moelicious

Ya john, way to sneak that in there.

I'll give lisa props & say she's hotter than this chick. I'm w/ Bastardly Reader (#16) on this one...

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

lol @ John, yes please start some shit today :)

john
john

she is hotter than lisa s though

Nancy
Nancy

And please get rid of the colored contacts. So tacky.

Nancy
Nancy

She looks pretty in some pictures but not in others...seems like it all depends on the camera angle

FIONA
FIONA

darhling----u need to invest in some kinda of bleaching creme to remove the yellow patches under your nose and around the corners of your mouth.

The blue contacts do your eyes some justice.

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

First of all I don't think that looks like Gwen Stefani AT ALL! It looks like someone wearing a gray wig.

Second of all - you are hot but don't ever ever ever put those glasses on again...EVER! Throw then in a trash can immediately!

german
german

mhh blue eyed asian ?

Reich
Reich

Yeah or....maybe they are real and in the photo where she wears glasses, her eyes are brown because of the light! or....who knows?!?!?!?!?

V-DADDY
V-DADDY

HAHAHA...

I'VE TAKEN SHITS BIGGER THAN THE DUDE AT TOP OF PAGE 2...

IS THAT STEVIE WITH YOU ON PAGE 2 ALSO?

LOOKS LIKE CANDY CORN TEETH...TOO BAD...INVEST IN SOME CREST WHITE STRIPS...

CHICANO DUDES T IS FUNNY...HOWEVER HE LOOKS LIKE MEXI VERSION OF RON JEREMY...

NICE BLUE EYES/CONTACTS...

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

Colored contacts don't make people exotic............. and that's the only thing "special" about these pics......