As Fame Dwindles, Paris Hilton Boots Stavros Niarchos

The Queen Attention Whore Kingdom needs your attention.

I gotta admit, Paris Hilton news has been limited as of late & her invites to various events don’t come as often as they once did. Maybe that’s b/c she’s too busy or maybe the people throwing the events want nothing to do w/ her. Either way, it’s not good for Paris. I’d hate to see her have to use the nuclear option (i.e. “Oh my God!!! I lost my laptop w/ all my sex videos!! What the fuck should I do?!?!?!?”

Anywhore, let’s get to the news @ hand. Stavaaiwuaoijsos Naioauwjoqawjlkhos puts like this…

I’m not going to deny that there was a split.

[Yahoo]

Since when did this guy become a fucking lawyer? He could’ve just as easily said, “The bitch gave me herpes & threw my ass to the curb. We’re over.”

Well, now that Paris has moved on, let’s wish this dude all the best as we won’t be hearing much (ok-ok, anything else ever again) about him (unless of course he decides to start banging Nikki Hilton). I’m hoping for the latter just b/c that opens the door for plenty of yuppie drama.

Ok, enough filler. Here are more old photos of Paris w/ that skinny famewhore—what’s her name again?

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nicole
nicole

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shithead
shithead

Nitpick, nitpick, nitpick. If I didn't know any better I'd think this place was full of my Grandma and her bridge troupe.

mark
mark

I think paris is really cool ! sexy, classy and dress to kill , her face is not that pretty with her big honk but she is very attractive ! she is trendy and really a cutie !

Doryce
Doryce

I don't see Paris Hilton's fame dwindling at all.

She just got signed for a movie "The Hottie and the Nottie" and she is set to release a kick-ass album this year.

The girl CAN sing and my guess is she will do great in that genre. It seems she found her niche and I'm happy for her.

If you want to talk about a whore, talk about Lindsay Lohan or Hohan LOL. Some websites are reporting Lindsay is boinking BOTH Latsis and Niarchos? Saints preserve us!

lemure
lemure

The wretched whore is already hooking up with another dude Matt Leinsart or something. Also, LaHohan apparently fucked Nachos like 2 seconds after, according to dlisted. You know both have stink fish vags.

Guillermo
Guillermo

Can we get a better boob shot of the chick in the blue bikini?

colleen
colleen

Those sunglasses are the ugliest things I've ever seen.

Caliban
Caliban

I can't see why anybody would date her, is it for BJs, because you can get Herpes even when they are not having an outbreak, granted the odds go down but there is still a chance of contracting the disease.

No pussy or money is worth itching, burning and the plethora of other symptoms this causes for the rest of your life.

john
john

as irritating as hilton is her body actualy looks fairly healthy

her friend on the other hand looks like she should be preparing a living will

so her loved ones will know when to pull the plug

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

It's like 100 degrees there and the old dude with the dog is so afraid of catching some disease from her that he dons a sweatshirt and pants for extra protection. I think I would have gone for something even less permiable...an astronauts uniform or HazMat uniform; something you would wear when you clean up toxic waste. You can never be safe enough around whores like that.

Fedo
Fedo

the all 3 are such anorexic sluts!

moss
moss

that last one is hilarious...

Bardstown
Bardstown

He needs to hook up with with STD free Princess Charlotte Casiraghi, she is gorgeous naturally. Paris is a big bird nosed two bagger w/herpes and a retarded eye.

d.c.
d.c.

she didn't dump him.. he sought out, then publically let her woo him before he abruptly dumped her; which would be the European stay away 'marker' to those who travel in richer circles, that this female is more than trash, she is human waste he flushed away.. not that it matters, she is so egotistic she thinks he is the one worst off losing her charming, very popular self, as she has money, a lucritive porn career if all else fails.. but accurate reporting, and not missing that European marker, is nice.

ninja
ninja

hehe, nice summary and captions. and to think, that herped up paris and big head nicole once lived the simple life...