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I gotta admit, Paris Hilton news has been limited as of late & her invites to various events don’t come as often as they once did. Maybe that’s b/c she’s too busy or maybe the people throwing the events want nothing to do w/ her. Either way, it’s not good for Paris. I’d hate to see her have to use the nuclear option (i.e. “Oh my God!!! I lost my laptop w/ all my sex videos!! What the fuck should I do?!?!?!?”
Anywhore, let’s get to the news @ hand. Stavaaiwuaoijsos Naioauwjoqawjlkhos puts like this…
I’m not going to deny that there was a split.
Since when did this guy become a fucking lawyer? He could’ve just as easily said, “The bitch gave me herpes & threw my ass to the curb. We’re over.”
Well, now that Paris has moved on, let’s wish this dude all the best as we won’t be hearing much (ok-ok, anything else ever again) about him (unless of course he decides to start banging Nikki Hilton). I’m hoping for the latter just b/c that opens the door for plenty of yuppie drama.
Ok, enough filler. Here are more old photos of Paris w/ that skinny famewhore—what’s her name again?View All Photos ›