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Green
Green

Hi Sam! Photos i send on e-mail.

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NaTuRaL~BeAuTy
NaTuRaL~BeAuTy

ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ARE SLATING JORDAN MUST BE SAD AND UGLY.

SHE'S VERY STRIKING AND STUNNING AND I THINK SHE KNOWS THAT TOO, AND I DONT THINK SHE CARES ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY

JORDAN IS BEAUTIFUL STANDARD

megahornyman
megahornyman

hey - more power to Little Steven for being able to land a smokin' younger chick with major league yabbos! i bet her mom is an E Street groupie!

Tony Myers
Tony Myers

Man, she is hot. I like her bandana. Wait...that's a guy? Even better! I'm Tony Myers and I'm gay.

don't know
don't know

you are all fuck heads u don't even know jordan and pete so why talk crap about them they have went throulgh a lot and they don't need you fucker talking about them all the time try saying it to there faces not behind there back silly bastards

tori
tori

holy crap, that guy is nassssty. Jordan is pretty, and i really like the dark hair color, but her boobs are much too large in proportion to the rest of her.

cksk356
cksk356

Did he have as much plastic done to him as she did? 2 for 1 discount?

shedevil
shedevil

He looks like a coked up Gotti boy!

Ayan
Ayan

^ refer to #10.

bob
bob

who the fuck are they?

Moose
Moose

She drove really fast on Top Gear.

john
john

he does look like gerardo

good call

cacafuego
cacafuego

I have no idea who these people are. They look fairly random

buck nasty
buck nasty

Can anyone say" Ricccccccccccccccccccccccccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeee.

The dudes weak

Rupus McFarlane
Rupus McFarlane

Jordan was famous for being a lads mag/car mag babe from back in the day, here in the UK.

Then she had some mega tits done and got a bit more fame.

Meanwhile, Peter Andre is an Aussie, famous for doing a couple of routine, but catchy pop songs, and having a well-defined 6-pack. Apparently, that's all in the past though.

These two hooked it up on UK's Im a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, which they went on to upgrade their celebrity grade from 'Z' (or whatever).

And so was formed a celebrity camera-whoring couple, for all us bastards to be bastardly about.

On a related note, I like Jordan from the neck down.

Lisa S
Lisa S

shes hott-- who is she??

Jimbo
Jimbo

She's married to a gay dude?

Mychell
Mychell

They both like it in the pooper!!! He looks like a lost transvestite. He is gross. She is not much better but looks a hell of allot better than yesterdays pics.

Moelicious
Moelicious

if anything, he looks like her pimp

john
john

head band

half buttoned shirt

shitty goatee

horrible necklace and braclet

this guy is a train wreck

sema
sema

that guy is so frickin UGLY!Eww.

Moelicious
Moelicious

no, i think she gave birth a while back...she's definitely in the Bastardly MILF Institute!

real342
real342

I dig her dark hair. So wait, she's pregnant now?