Angelina Jolie – Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 – #3

It comes as no surprise that Angelina Jolie would be in our Top 3 for Bastardly Sexiest Women of the year. We didn’t even have to do any campaigning for her since every recent picture is her pregnant in Africa. Is there a list out there for any print or online magazine that she hasn’t been ranked near the top of the list???

….and tomorrow brings us the Top 2 Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. I’m sure you can figure out who the top 2 are… but in what order do they rank???? You’ll find out tomorrow!

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CATHY R.
CATHY R.

ANGELINA IS NOT FUCKING SEXY. SHE'S FUCKING UGLY. SHE'S FUCKING FUGLY. ANGELINA IS A FUCKING CUNT. ANGELINA IS A FUCKING SLUT. ANGELINA IS A FUCKING CUNT. ANGELINA IS A FUCKING WHORE. I FUCKING HATE HER.

zoooeeee
zoooeeee

picture number 3. flawless.

lisb
lisb

honestly. i think usually she's so beautiful. but the first picture of her and the strawberry, shows every crinkle and nook. it looks like two wrinkly vagina lips are clasping on. or maybe thats a good thing for the guys

ariial
ariial

YEAH!

an ugly/ordinary person can't be STUNNINGLY beautiful no matter how much makeup they on. it's the FEATURES that makes a person beautiful, of course u get prettier with makeup on but ANGELINA is BEAUTIFUL no matter what.

mimii
mimii

how can u say that she ALWAYS wears tons of makeup? so noot.. u kno thats not true. theres tons of pics (from UN for instance) where she barely has aanny makeup at all. and in the tomb rider movies she has really natural makeup.

& anywayz. all celebrities wear makeup in photoshoots. everyone does. stupid.

angelina is such a natural beauty, she's been that all her life. GO ANGIE YOU PERFECT TANG!!

miwak0
miwak0

ANGIE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

she's so perfect.

whateva
whateva

Just so you losers know, you will never meet any of these women and if you did, they would never look twice at you. Stop wasting your time and go play World of Warcraft or whatever it is that you do.

david
david

The girl is pure sex. Everything about her is just...SEX. Evil, violent, dirty psycho sex. I prefer her in her bad girl Billy Bob Thornton days rather than the dolled-up look of current times, but she's definitely deserving of number one. Back in the Billy Bob days she could be innocently eating a salad, and she'd still look like she's doing something devious and dirty. She's just had that look about her. Nothing she does is innocent.

Men wanted to do her. Lesbians wanted to do her. Gay men wanted to do her. And straight women hated her.

Now, she's beautiful rather than sexy, but Hollywood is full of the beautiful. I want sexy back! I miss the wild girl antics.

unknown
unknown

Let's see

Lighting ,check

Make Up, check

airbrushing, check

Green isn't even her natural color, they are more like a grey-blue. So yeah anyone can look this good in a picture if you have all that is listed above. Have you ever noticed you can't find not one picture of her without makeup? She looks good here but that's it.

hunz
hunz

angie is soo pretty

Eww jessica alba

fuck alba

shez fuglyyyyy

jolie is soo much prettier

and she has sharp looks

and also

ADRIANA LIMA

soo friggin hot

wahz with ppl

Jessica Alba should be on the ugly list

jim
jim

I like Angelina and I am bothered by hurtful comments said about this woman.I think she is a good person and maybe a better person than some of the people who said hurtful things about her.I also think she is an attractive looking woman.

S
S

Angelina Jolie may not be god but she is the most beautiful woman alive. Everyone who doesnt think so doesnt matter. She was also up at the top of the list way before Brad and her got together.

dark faith
dark faith

come on alba is beautifull too belluci salma as well

dark faith
dark faith

I would say angelina jolie is beautifull you people who run this website think aniston is ugly she is her fans need to stop drinking some wesites have pictures of aniston looking like a man

Hottie
Hottie

Andrew, and I have always thought that JLO looks like a man because it is true. She is highly overrated, I give JLO a 6-7 out of a 10. Ask around, people will agree, I cannot believe everyone in the world doesn't think JLO looks like a man. Angelina Jolie has beautiful big almond shaped eyes, not big bulgy fish eyes. She is a 10 except she isn't aging that well which brings her to maybe a 9. You must prefer the trailer trash look. You want to see bulgy eyes, check out Hillary Duff's alien like face after she lost like 40 lbs. She used to be cute. You have poor taste, and this board is for people with better taste.

Hottie
Hottie

Andres, you have no taste at all as Monica Belluci has squinty little trailer park eyes with a plain, average face. Salma Hayek is average as well. Pamela Anderson is rapidly aging and looks strange after all the facial surgery. Angelina Jolie has beautiful almond shaped eyes. And from her photos since a child, she has always had big, full and fertile looking lips. Big lips indicate fertility which is attractive. You're just upset because her demeanor says, "you'll never get with me" and you prefer an easier woman like rapidly aging, pathetic looking Pamela Anderson. Not trying to be mean, it is true.

la ecuatoriana 26
la ecuatoriana 26

i agree with some of da ppl here she iz beautiful beautiful but she not da most beautiful in da world !! im her fan but dere r other nonrich nonfamous ppl dat can b beautifuler dan her !!i think she maitb da 2nd or 3rd most beautiful women in hollywood !!cause i think kate backinsale iz da 1st !!

peace yall [-_-]

va va vixen
va va vixen

i so agree with you andrew shes not that hot. her nose is too angular and sharply pointed to be natural and her lips were fixed dumb idiots. im way prettier than she is just wait until i post my pictures.

andrew
andrew

Angelina Jolie in my eyes is really not that hot . She has big fish bulgy eyes . Her lips are way too big and she is too much of a tom boy . Pamela is hot or Salma hayek or Monica belluci but this girl has big features and she is not a really good actress ! so bored with her !!! Jlo is smoking hot !!! is so much a better actress than her ! She is nice i guess and cares about people . Well i guess with her fame she does help and that is a lot more than people will ever do so my hats to her for that but yes she is ok but i don't get the big sensation about her . her body has no curves and she has no ass , nice tits and i would be scared to sleep with her !!!

clooby
clooby

I as well as many others believe Angie is highly overrated. I was walking through the checkstand yesterday, and of course her and Brad's faces are plastered on the cover of several magazines. I looked at one and said, she's supposed to be the hottest woman???? In total bewilderment that hype and PR could have such a strong effect when there are many more hotter women than she.

R
R

love those lips, top and bottom

elizabeth
elizabeth

The most beautiful women to ever walk this earth

maddie
maddie

okay in my opinion shes just pretty. not beautiful. theirs a difference. she's not natural, she had a nose job! how is that natural? hollywood's fucked up. if u ever saw any celeb on the streets you wouldnt give them a second look, not even angelina. she looks plain weird. overrated and oversized lips, a fake nose, and an i dont care attitude.

the end.

Jen
Jen

The most gorgeous woman on the face of the planet!

tori
tori

most pics she looks kind of frightening with the ape lips, but number 2 on page 1 is stunning. very hot.

nora
nora

Ill take Angelina's Freak show any day, over that ugly dog Jennifer who doesnt seem to know any tricks, all she can do is sit there and whimper like the dog she is and get people to feel sorry for her.

nora
nora

Who the hell is adriana lima and what famous movie is she in, And what good movie was jessica alba ever in, Angelina is the whole package great movies, great personality, great looks.

lemure
lemure

kalad, take a xanax, stfu and read post #36. Oh and if you think we are boring assholes who are jealous because Angie's a weirdo? Then you haven't been here very long because most of these guys are even bigger freaks, so am I. Her lips are gross and fake, and not because of the size, but because they are chapped and the top is over inflated (FAKE Giveaway!).

I bet you are one of those people that believes everything they read.

Btw, Angelina hates you.

rajat
rajat

# 36 lemure. you spoke my mind

rajat
rajat

SERIOUSLY anjelina jolie is a psycho. U guys may find her hot and indeed she is but she is a bizzare psycho. How else wud u explain all the crazy sex, the blood vials, smoochiing her bro on the red carpet, stealing everyones partners. U guys may claim that she is a true soul and she helps people in need. What has she really done? GOOG WILL AMBASSADOR? my fuckin ass!!! What has she really changed in the world. Ok i agree she has adopted 2 kids but being the pervert that she is, I half suspect that she may be sexually abusing them too. She is A jolie, THE PSYCHO. You americans went all wet and wild about Michael Jackson playing with kids and how do you know that Jolie is not doing the same? We never know what goes on behind closed doors. But NO!!! Jolie is like an angel to ya all. Its just bcos she helps feed your fantasies. If you ask me, She is a whore. A bigger one than Paris Hilton. Seroiusly, you diss paris all the time. Both jolie and paris are sluts but you put jolie on a pedastal cos she is beautiful!!! Its not fair. In a gossip website ya gotta b bitcy to all. think about it moe cos I (and am sure, so are most others) tired of jolie ass licking

Lana Lang
Lana Lang

blah blah blah

my name is Angelina

I don't need you to defend me

Save your chivalry for someone else

I'm Mother Earth, didn't you know?

Little animals gather round me, birds sing to me

I'm the saviour of Africa and Cambodian children

I wouldn't give you a second of my time

Get a life

john
john

blah blah blah

my name is kalad

i hope angie is reading this so she can see that i am defending her

i am her knight in shining armor

i know if we just had a chance to meet she would like me

then we could be together

i write her name on all my books

she is so beautiful it makes my "dirty area" hurt

i would do anything for you angie

please help me be whole

my life means nothing without you

Lana Lang
Lana Lang

Kalad:

Everybody's got an asshole and an opinion.

Some guys don't like Angelina's look. They prefer more refined, delicate features. They think her lips are too big and don't like her general vibe.

That's what makes the world beautiful - everyone's different.

kalad
kalad

lets get this straight. brad pitt did shit for jolie. she was NUMBER ON SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD FROM ESQUIRE TO EVERYTHING WAY BEFORE BRAD. you idiots who even can call her overrated are probably nasty pieces of trash. shes beautiful, insanely beautiful, with the most gorgeous natural lips ever, sexy cat eyes and basically a face and body that ooze perfection. ya shes edgy and weird, thats a good thing, not like some of you boring ass freaks who holler at ppl on buses and sit on your fat lazy ass's on the comp all day jacking off to women who are 10000 times better looking than you or your future wives, or curret ones. kay ? haha peace!

Allie
Allie

She is a beautiful woman.

gal
gal

Angie's in a league of her own when compared to Jessica Alba

Alba at #2??!?

Jen
Jen

She looks gorgeous in the page 2 pics. And she deserves to be #1 not # 3.

Moose
Moose

I'm not suggesting that I personally have anything against the mole, because I don't. It was just an observation that some of the "editors" (if you will) behind some photos, but not all, thought she was better off without it.

vanity
vanity

judging purely on looks: she's got an amazing face. but at times her lips scare me. like in pic no. 1. it's just limp on the strawberry like a piece of meat flopped onto a bench.

Shibby
Shibby

You can tell her lips are fake compared to other lips like Adriana...the'yre wringkly,unshaped,and raggedy looking.LMAO!!!

Shibby
Shibby

Fake fake fake...collagen lip filled skank.

ladybug
ladybug

I agree with most people. Its true with the right make up, lighting, airbrushing and photoshopping she looks amazing. However paparazzi pictures reveal the truth. With no make up and photoshopping she is hardly a beauty. Her body: long, skinny, veiny limbs, huge boobs and head, big man hands and feet. Her face isn’t quite the wonder either. Yellowish skin (mostly it is too shiny), sunken cheeks, huge bug eyes, chapped lips etc. And that’s with the minor plastic surgery she has. She looks well beyond her years. I am sorry but I just don’t see the fascination.

cheeky
cheeky

that strawberry pic... her top lip is all puffed up and looks like an asshole with hemmorrhoids.

yes i know i know i know... she HAD naturally full lips as a young girl. but people... lips get thinner as we age, not fuller and her top lip is far fuller than it was at 16.

too much collagen in hollywood, ppls lips look freaky.

sephora
sephora

Moose, why though? I think moles are lovely and hers isn't ugly. Look at how much Cindy capitalized on her mole. It was her trademark.

Alba- the dimwit- on # 2. I just saw that. And of course Lima will be number 1.Blech. If it can't be Angelina,couldn't it have been Bellucci or Salma at least? Or Petra? Anybody else but the slutty-looking-proclaimed-virgin and the other one who is whining to anybody who'd listen that she doesn't want to do sexy parts anymore. Bitch, stop taking stripers' parts and wearing a bikini throughout the movie, how about that?

theshortbus
theshortbus

Angelina should be #1. She makes me dream dirty thoughts.

Moose
Moose

I can't help but be amused by how they feel like necessary to airbrush out her mole above her eyebrow in some pictures, like we don't already know it's there.

ninja
ninja

what are we saying #3? she's knocked up. as in another man fucked her, she got pregnant and is almost due.

i can see if you have a pregnant fetish. but, lets leave her off the list, till she's all done and strectched out from the kid.

me
me

she has a beautiful face and loads of attitude!! Am agreeing with the ranking so far (much better than FHM, i hope scarlett doesnt come anywhere close to the top 2- i find her ugly with a capital U). but jolie...u can see the age... she looks above 30.